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Post by leewweman on Jan 13, 2005 13:10:32 GMT 10
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
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Post by leewweman on Jan 13, 2005 13:22:28 GMT 10
ahhh they both are good. Cant stop laughing
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Post by nicho on Jan 13, 2005 17:50:13 GMT 10
haha rofl laughing.. i have herd of the first one but the 2nd one cracks me up lol!
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Post by Matt Hare on Jan 13, 2005 21:57:19 GMT 10
The second one is better I think...
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Post by leewweman on Jan 13, 2005 22:40:17 GMT 10
yeah...but still.....there both so good! ....lol
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Post by Animal on Jan 14, 2005 7:22:38 GMT 10
second one is heepz good but
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Post by Animal on Jan 14, 2005 7:23:03 GMT 10
then first one is pritty funny but the second one HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Knightmare
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Post by Knightmare on Jan 14, 2005 23:24:40 GMT 10
LOL I got one...
A Chinamen, an American and an Australian are all on a plane flight when they hear over the PA system " Ah folks, this is your captain speaking. We seem to be hitting some turbelance and it is advised you jetason something you don't need so we can make it through easier."
So the American grabs all the money out of his wallet a throws off the plane and says "We got enough money in America,"
Then the Chinamen grabs a big bag of rice and throws that off the plane then says "In China, we got plenty of rice!"
Now the Australian looks around then grabs the Chinaman and throws him off the plane. He the says "We got enough bloody Chinese in Australia!"
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Post by nicho on Jan 15, 2005 1:40:55 GMT 10
ROFL, LMFAO! that was fukin funny shit aye
that has got to be the best joke yet!
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Post by Animal on Jan 15, 2005 8:37:43 GMT 10
my god i cant get ova the first one now it just clicked to me lik 10 secs ago
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Post by Animal on Jan 15, 2005 8:38:10 GMT 10
hahahaha your house is nice lmao
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Post by Animal on Jan 15, 2005 8:38:26 GMT 10
im never going to get ova that
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Post by leewweman on Jan 15, 2005 11:49:33 GMT 10
lol good one Knightmare
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Post by Knightmare on Jan 15, 2005 12:06:57 GMT 10
I got heaps! lol
What do you say when you walk into your living room at night and your T.V. is floating?
"Drop it Black man!!"
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Post by leewweman on Jan 15, 2005 12:09:38 GMT 10
HAHAHA now thats a good one, but dont get me wrong, im not a racist!!!
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