Could Not Be!

[Disturbed]

*Disturbed is chatting on a mobile phone outside his bar*

Disturbed- Yeh, I know that your keen for this position.

Uh-huh, but why?

Yeh, alot of people werent too happy bout that, eh

Hmmm, I may be able to

Ill tell you what, meet me at my pub, and i'll have a chat to some people.

*Disturbed hangs up on the mysterious person, and redials another number*

Disturbed- Hi, how are you ?

I'm great thanks Mrs. H, how are the kids?

I can imagine.

What can you do for me, well I was wondering if you could do me a huge favour. You see I have this....*Disturbed pauses, then smiles*

This "friend" that is interested in joining our fine organisation, DUEW. Trust me, he is a fantastic wrestler.

Well that's right, if anyone would know it would be me.

How do I know him, well lets just say, he's a "friend" of the family. O.K, I'll see you in one hour!


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*Disturbed is standing outside the DUEW training arena. It's about 9p.m at night. He is standing there with his "friend." He is a little smaller than Disturbed, and is wearing a big cloak, with a hat. The camera can only just make out his blue eyes*

Disturbed- Boy, the things I do for you!

Mysterious man- Well, I HAVE known you my whole life, haha!

Disturbed- Well that IS kind of hard to avoid, any way, you've got your interview now, so let's go in.

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*Disturbed and the mysterious man are standing outside Mrs.Howards office*

*Disturbed knocks on the door*

Mysteriosu man- I have to ask, why Mrs. Howard?

Disturbed- Thought she may go easier on you, and trust me, you'll need it!

*The door opens, and Disturbed and the mysterious man walk inside*

Mrs. Howard- Hi, disturbed, hi... sorry whats your name?

Mysteriosu man- My name...well...

*He turns around and takes off his hat and cloak. When he turns back around, the camera shows Mrs. Howards fac in a state of shock*

Mrs. Howard- ANIMAL?!?


T.B.C by mrs. howard or Animal only!

[Animal]

Animal - alot of people said things when i went especially some one rabbit like

*Disturbed sniggers and then controls himself*

Animal - also considering asking mrhoward is pointless because the second he saw me he would get a gun and make me run for my life.

Mrs howard - im sure

Animal - so if you could find it somewhere in your heart to let me back into this business so one day i could show hare or his friend julio up

Mrs - howard well if i did i can garenty until you have ernt it mr howard and co wont let u have a good match but after a while it will settle

Animal - i relise that but if thats wot i have to go to to regain my fans and show rabbit boy whos got it i will

Mrs howard - well.........

TBC - BY MR HOWARD ONLY!

[Damien Porter]

MRS Howard - Well i dont no, i meen you did leave the company and all. You left your tag parnter to defend the titles by himself. You let go of your Australian title. You turend your back on all of us and stormed out, Give me 1 good reason why i should let you back in?

Mrs howard sita there waiting

[Animal]

because i no that i have got wot it takes

[Damien Porter]

Mrs howard- You no youve got what it takes to you. well let me tell you what it takes just so you no. Not only does it take a never give up attitude which i doubt that you have, it takes a contract. And i sinserly doubt you have one of those.

Mrs: You see animal i no you dont have what it takes and thats for sure. however all the same i will give you a chance. Next week you have a match, i will obseve you then and deside weater you are good enough to come back to us, you patheric little pleb. Now both of you get out of my office now or the answer will be no.

[Animal]

Animal - sure thing c u mrs h

Mrs Howard - THATS MRS HOWARD TO YOU

Animal - k

*Animal and disturbed walk out animal thanking disturbed
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