Uphill from here

[Joseph Malone]

Joey Malone is seen standing in the DUEW interview area, jumping up on his feet slightly and looking very happy. Kimberly walks up to him and starts the interview.

Kim: "Hey there, Joey. You look pretty happy. I guess you are pleased at winning that shiny title right there"

Joey: "Damn right I am. This is the start of something, I tell you. I promise the DUEW fans I will keep this title longer than any before me. I will beat Disturbed's 4 month reign. By the end of the year, I will still have this title. Thats five months away and I know I can do it. Through whoever you want at me, I will win. I am your new Deathmatch champion and nothing will stop me, nothing whatsoever"

Kim: "Wow, that is a big promise Joey. But the real issue is the Pay per view, Thunder Down Under. You have been placed in a match with Jonny Stripes, Angie Ryker, Shadow and one of the rookies, Nightmare or Jason Carter. How will you fare there?"

Joey: "That is going to be tough. Well, maybe not. You see my competitors all have things against them which I dont. Shadow has only won one match. And in that match he rode off of his fellow superstars, namely me! He hasnt got too much experience to tell you the truth and he isnt much of a physical specimen, unlike me"

Joey flexes his bicep and Kim trys to look impressed. Joey looks very pleased with himself and continues talking.

Joey: "And then we have Angie Ryker. Now this girl, she isnt dumb. She is our World Champion and used to own this title over my shoulder. But, she is a slut. Half way through the match she will probably sleeze onto me and bam, Napoli Cutter, 1...2...3. It will be over for her. Then there is the man himself, Jonny Stripes. Amazing list of credential. Two time World Champion and Tag Champion, former Deathmatch and Aussie title holder. He has lost 3 one on one matches in his time here. I know the score. He is amazing. But he is distracted. Distracted with all the emotion of his little posse coming back together"

Kim: "Oh, thats great news Joey"

Joey looks very flattered and puffes his chest out

Joey: "Didnt realise you were such a big Joey Malone fan. Maybe you and the Italian Stallion can meet up a little later"

Kim: "Oh, I meant the B.O.D reforming. I am a member of the Disturbed Ones and The Stripes Squad. Go B.O.D"

Joey: "What? You idiot. They are hacks, get over them. Pay attention to me. Thats it, get out of my way"

Joey pushes Kimberly out of the shot and moves right up to the camera

Joey: "I am sick of BOD already! I promise you, I am going to break Disturbeds Deathmatch Title Reign, I am going to break Jonny Stripes' Body and I am going to break Animals pathetic, little mind"

Joey throws away the microphone and walks away

[Disturbed]

*As Joey is walking along the corridor a door slams into his face. Disturbed walks out holding a newspaper in one hand and reading it.*

Joey- Jeezus man, what the hell are you doing, cant you see me, the italion stalion, was walking down this hallway, and you slammed a door into my face. Man I should kick your ass right now....

*Disturbed walks up to Joey and Joey can see how much bigger Disturbed is*

Joey- OK maybe some other time then eh?

Disturbed- I heard your pathetic little interview Joey. You think you are going to beat MY deathmatch reign?! Oh Hell no! After my brother and I kick JJC's and Pyro's asses at thunder from down under, I'm coming straight after you to take back what is rightly mine.

Joey- Hahaha, yer sure! Look "Dizzy" Not only am I going to break your reign, I'm going to make everyone forget your success with this title!

Disturbed- And how the heel do you plan to do that?! I dunno if that little brain in your head is ticking at normal speed, but you have never defended or competed for that in a deathmatch stipulation! You may think you can handle a cage, or a hell in a cell, possibly flaming tables - But you dont have a chance if you add Disturbed into any of those stipulations!

Joey- Alright, alright...well I'll take you on, just gimme the call.

Disturbed- Damn right I'll give you the call, oh, by the way, I was just talking to Kim and she thinks you are pathetic!

*Disturbed laughs and walks away as Joey is left red faced and spluttering*

[Angie Ryker]

[As Disturbed is walking away, Angie Ryker comes into the shot, with Joey still a little bit shellshocked and pissed off. She looks at Joey, gives him a heads up with a little bit of a snicker, then turns her attention to Kimberly. She walks over to Kimberly, who seemingly is still in shock, and begins to look inferior with Angie near her.]

Kimberly: What do yo --

Angie Ryker: Aww hey look, don't worry about him, he's just got bad PMS.

[Kimberly laughs, and Angie walks away, giving one last smile to Joey. Joey returns it, and walks away in a cocky manner.]