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Post by Lemmy Campbell on Oct 7, 2005 6:09:06 GMT 10
"Stand" on "Motorhead" hits the hall. And the ramp is lighten by many lights in different colors. Then Lenny goes through the ramp with a track. He stops next to the ring and turn off the car. He gets down and takes a mic.
Lenny: YO DOGS. I heard the greatest news that I have heard from one year. If we don't count my signing with DUEW.
[The crowd cheers]
Lenny: Man I heard that my first match will be for a chance for the world title. That totally rock.
[The crowd cheers]
Lenny: That's why I decided to make a celebration. So I buy one truck beer. And now I am going to drink it all with you.
[The crowd let their biggest cheer yet]
Lenny opens the back of the truck and starts to throw beers. When he sees that it would take too long to gives every one a beer he lets the crowd on the front rows to take the beers and to give them to the crowd on the back seats. After that he takes six cans of beer and goes o the turnbuckles. when the truck is empty he opens two beers and hits them in one anther.
Lenny:(Without mic) CHEERS DOGS! I HOPE MY FIRST MATCH WILL GO SMOOTHLY AND AFTER THAT I WILL GO AND HAVE A BEER.
[The crowd cheers]
Lenny:(Still without mic) AND IF I WIN I WILL BUY YOU ALL BEERS.
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Mr. Lover
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Post by Mr. Lover on Oct 7, 2005 19:05:29 GMT 10
The hall is lightened by many lights in different colors. After the music "Sex Machine" by Shaggy starts. The audience gives a massive cheer. Mr. Lover comes out attended by 9 beautiful ladies. He poses on the ramp and all ladies start to dance. Mr. Lover greet the audience under many fireworks and he start to dance with the ladies. After few moments the music stop and Mr. Lover gets a mic and starts talking.
Mr. Lover: Hey YOOO!
[The audience cheers]
Mr. Lover: Lover is back!
[The audience cheers]
Lover: Hey, DUDE! Lover is my name.
[shacking hands]
Lover: Cool, moustaches!
[Lover pull one of them. The audience laughs!]
Lover: See, kid. I can't let you lien yourself like this.
You don't have even little chance to get near to the world title. There will be some of the biggest superstar around and you ... hahaha .... you are not one of them.
[The audience cheers]
Mr. Lover: Well ... you can't buy me a beer for your win but hey ... I don't need reason to drink....
[The audience cheers]
Mr. Lover: ... Specially a beer.
[Lover gets one from the beers from the truck]
Mr. Lover: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
[Lover drinks so fast the beer so Lenny couldn't understand when he started.]
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Post by Lemmy Campbell on Oct 7, 2005 19:24:22 GMT 10
Lenny takes a mic.
Lenny: Hey dog I wasn't talking to you. But still I am Lenny Campbell.
[The crowd cheers]
Lenny: And dog on my first appearence I say that I am sure there are a lot of guys that can kick my ass ALL OVER SIIIIDNEEEEY.
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: But still I will give a 150% from me. But even if I lose this match I won't quit. My coach once told me: If don't like the results in that what you are doing try harder and more often. And by the way cheers.
Lenny takes another beer fom the four left and throw it to Lover. Then takes one for him. And after they open the cans the hit them in one another.
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Pyro
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Post by Pyro on Oct 8, 2005 1:09:49 GMT 10
[ A familiar music hits the hall as Pyro enters]
Pyro: WOW!!! I had been awayfor a month and now when I come back and turn my TV on the DUEW show I see two idiots on the ring, drinking beer, talking about how useless the both of them are and how idiotic they can get...
[Lemmy and Lover are pissed]
Pyro: You look like two girls playing with barbie dolls on the ring. The one of them happens to be the Ausie champ... That's pathetic...
[The crowd boos]
Pyro: No... You know what... When I think of it Lover is the best Ausie champion ever... He is pathetic and he is an idiot knowing only how to sleep with the others wifes and how to drink beer but he represents you...
[Pointing at the audience]
Pyro: And every single one of you is just like him... Pathetic and absolute idiot...
[Massive boos from the crowd]
Pyro: You know... This whole damn country called Australia is just pathetic...
[Another boo]
Pyro: I know that every single one of you wants to be an American although you denny it...
[And another boo]
Pyro: You want to be Americans coz you are ashamed that you are born in this country and I can understand you... Coz I am ashamed that I have to spend my time here....
[And a boo again]
Pyro: But God gave me enlighment and I understood that I am here to teach you all how to be Americans and that's exactly what I will do so watch me carefuly when I am talking...
[Now the crowd starts screaming: "Pyro suck! Pyro suck!"]
Pyro: As for you Lemmy... That's a lame name...
[Lemmy seems very angry]
Pyro: But I don't blame you parents coz you must have looked very ugly when you were a kid...
[Crowd starts screaming: "You suck! You suck!]
Pyro: I will tell you a secret... You are not getting any prettier!
[Pyro starts to laugh and the crowd starts to boo louder]
Pyro: And I have a question Lemmy... Can you tell me when this thing around your mouth wakes up... I want to see what it is doing when it's not asleep...
[Pyro continue to laugh and t6he crowd continue to boo and Lover and Lemmy are absolutely pissed]
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Mr. Lover
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Post by Mr. Lover on Oct 8, 2005 8:17:39 GMT 10
Lover: Well excuse us ugly fellow! Not every one can stay with out take a bath more than 1 month.
[The audience laughs]
Lover: Heat to tell you dude but I am no girl. Ask your Mather who's your father.
[The audience laughs]
Lover: I am more man than you you little peace of shit!! I own something that your ugly scar face can't have. (Lover look to the belt) No it's not the title. Even I crab like you can have the luck he need it to win.
[The audience laughs]
Lover: No it's not the belt. It's simple my friend. Simple but perishes ... The millions cheers that I have.
[The audience cheers]
Lover: You think you are cool walking around opening your big mouth? Wrong!
[The audience cheers]
Lover: I can see a loser who siting in front of me like Dick , hoping that some day he will get more than one win. You are jellos coz you are here from longer time than me and I come and do the things that you want to do.
[The audience laughs]
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Post by Lemmy Campbell on Oct 8, 2005 16:22:52 GMT 10
Lenny smiles at Pyro.
Lenny: You know you are the fist man that I see to talk with his ass.
[The audience laughs]
Lemmy: You know dog I don't know who the hell are you but I can tell you one thing. You smell like shit.
[The crow laughs again]
Lenny: If you don't want to party then go back couz if you can't see we are celebrating here.
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Mr. Lover
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Post by Mr. Lover on Oct 9, 2005 5:58:38 GMT 10
Mr. Lover: I couldn't realy understand what are we celebrating but who cears?
[Lover take his third beer]
Mr. Lover: Hey, Jessica, Tory can't you see my friend Lemm is alone here?
[Two girls goes closer to Lemm]
Mr. Lover: Pyro you won't get one coz you are note boy. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
[The audiens laughs]
Mr. Lover: Pyrooooooo... I think you are pritty..... stupiiiiid ... to show and stopped the partty alone. We are two almost dunked men and you .... hehehehehe ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
[The audiens laughs]
Mr. Lover: OOOOOK .... I Lied .... IIIIIIIIII AmmMM DrrrrrUnk Al ... (hiccup) Redy hehehehehe ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
[Lover falls down]
Mr. Lover: OOOOOK ... IIII ReaLY Have To go NOW!!!
[Lover starts to walking with help of his babies.]
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Post by Pyro on Oct 10, 2005 1:14:15 GMT 10
Pyro: Lover... You are worthless peice of shit that's what you are.
[The audience boo]
Pyro: It's good that you sent two girls to Lameee! The boy had never saw a real woman in his virgin life so I bet that right now he is having the best time ever!
[The audience boo Lemmy is pissed]
Pyro: There is a major difference between us Lover. And it's that I know who my father is and my mother is not a slut like yours.
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: You think that I want your crappy title?!? You got to be kidding me. This title is the most idiotic title ever created. They should ban it. It means nothing and there were so many champions that it is worthless.
[The crowd boo Lover can hardly hide his anger]
Pyro: The title which I want and which I am going to take is the WHT and I will have it very soon. Right after I beat you and all the others useless peices of shit who will dare to step in the ring with me for the No.1 Contender's spot...
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: And about you Lemmy... I have two things to tell you... Firstly I am not yur mother to call me dog...
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: And don't worry... I will go back coz I don't want to join the looser's party coz that's what this party is... It will be after our match at the next PPV.
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Post by Mr. Lover on Oct 10, 2005 3:08:33 GMT 10
Lover: May be I am worthless peice of shit but I am worthless peice of shit with friends and girls and ... Face! ;D ;D ;D
[The crowd cheers]
Lover: ;D ;D HAHAHAH You LOoK FuNNNy ;D ;D
[The crowd laughts]
Lover: Leave the boy having some fun! You can't use your stick, ... big deal! That doesn't mean we can't too .... RIGHT MY FELLOW? ? ;D ;D GET THISE GIRLS BACK STAGE AND SHOW THEM SOME ....
[The crowd laughts]
Pyro: Don't finished this sentance!
[The crowd laughts]
Lover: OK ;D ;D ;D YOU WANT TO KNOW THE MAJOR DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US? WELL I'LL TELL YOU.... THE MAJOR DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US IS THAT: I CAN GET AN ERECTAN! ;D ;D
[Now Pyro is pissed]
Lover: And your father ... Of course you know who your father is. He is standing in front of you ;D ;D ;D
[The crowd cheers]
Lover: And your mother IS slut if she has been in one bad as me.
[The crowd cheers. The nine Lover's babies look pissed. Lover now UNDERSTAND that they are still here.]
Lover: But not like this girls. Give me a big cheer for them! They deserve it!
[The crowd cheers. Lover save his ass once again.]
Lover: I don't think you want my title. I know it.
[The crowd cheers]
Lover: Before you make a joke out of your self but you couldn't win it and you know why? Coz the MILLIONS ALWAYS KNEW YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!!!
[The crowd cheers]
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Post by Lemmy Campbell on Oct 10, 2005 18:01:22 GMT 10
Lemmy: I am going to tell you somthing man. There two kinds of people. One of them is the dogs. The cool dudes and ladys like every one in this hall.
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: And the second one are th bitches. And if you are not a dog then you are a bitch.
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: Lover enough beer for you dog. You get drunk from two beers and thats not cool.
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Post by Pyro on Oct 10, 2005 23:34:38 GMT 10
Pyro: Two kind of people? Hey Lammeee! There are two kinds of people you know based on what you had seen from your parents!
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: Everybody know that your father is a dog full of louses and your mother... Well lets just say that she is from the other kind...
[The crowd boos]
Pyro: You are right to say that all the people here are dogs. They are little scared and filthy dogs...
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: That's their nature... And you know why? Because they are Australians!
[The crowd starts chanting: ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE]
Pyro: And there is something else... You are one of them.
[Pyro starts to laugh]
Pyro: And you the little drunken shit... You have no friends... All the people you think that are your friends are just using you... The same goes for the bitches with which you are walking around. They use you and that's the truth...
[Lover looks at the nine Lover babes]
Lover: You know nothing of...
Pyro: I know much more than you think so shut up and listen to what I have to say moron.
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: You think that I need the supportof these idiots here but you are wrong! Coz I don't! You know why, because these "Millions" are nothing more than a bunch of assholes and the only support they can give you is to have a shit. That's all they can do!
[The crowd chants: "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK"]
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Mr. Lover
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Post by Mr. Lover on Oct 11, 2005 3:50:18 GMT 10
[Lover takes another beer.]
Lover: DoN'T TeLL me WHAT tO Do!
Lemme(to one of lover's girls): Can he realy get dunk from 2 beers?
The Girl: From 2? Nooo .... that is his 22.
Lemme: WHAT!?!?
The Girl: He drink whit the jobers 5, with Boris 5 and 1/2 vodka, on his lunch 5, 2 while Tory and Jessica were in the WC. I think he drink 2 more beers with Austin and here 3 more....
Lover: I know that they are using me. And I am using them. Even twice in one night!!!
[The crowd cheers]
Lover: DON'T TALK TO MY FRIANDS LIKE THIS!!!! THEY ARE MY FRIENDS RIGHT?
[The crowd give a big cheer in answer.]
Lover: You think They are ShiTS? You Are CaLling me drink ShIt? WeLl I'Ll TeLl you oNe ThinG Man! You Are the OnlY BiG, SmEalY, UgLy, ShIt.
[The crowd cheers]
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? ;D ;D GET THISE GIRLS BACK STAGE AND SHOW THEM SOME ....