Mr. Lover
Level 8
The Cazanova of DUEW!
Posts: 460
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Post by Mr. Lover on Oct 8, 2005 8:37:24 GMT 10
The hall is lightened by many lights in different colors. After the music "Sex Machine" by Shaggy starts. The audience gives a massive cheer. Mr. Lover comes out attended by 9 beautiful ladies. He poses on the ramp and all ladies start to dance. Mr. Lover greet the audience under many fireworks and he start to dance with the ladies. After few moments the music stop and Mr. Lover gets a mic and starts talking. Mr. Lover: Hey YOOO! [The audience cheers] Mr. Lover: Lover is back! [The audience cheers] Lover: Soon on Australian Meltdown we will get what we want! [The audience cheers] Lover: Disturbed ... [The audience cheers] Lover: ... Lemmy .... [The audience cheers] Lover: ... Shazza ... [The audience cheers] Lover: ... Boris ... [The audience boo] Lover: ... Pyro .... [The audience boo] Lover: .... Bret ... [The audience boo] Lover: .... Joey ... [The audience boo] Lover: .... On one ring vs. US! [The audience cheers] Lover: Weeeeee will meet one of the greatest and strongest SOB in this fed. [The audience cheers] Lover: Are we ready to do this?  [The audience cheers] Lover: ARE WEEE READY FOR WRESTLING WAR??? [OOC- please people. No one answer:"I don't know about you but I am ready" ] |
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Pyro
Level 7
Living legend!
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Post by Pyro on Oct 10, 2005 1:38:39 GMT 10
A familiar music starts and Pyro comes on the ring! He gets a mic and starts to talk.
Pyro: Hey Lover boy... What's up you are surprised to see me? Isn't that what you want? You said you wanted to be on the same ring as Pyro... Do you want me to give you an authograph or something...
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: You are asking the people if they are ready for a wrestling war?!? They seem ready to me but there is a problem...
Lover: What problem?!?
[Lover looks at the nine Lover babes and starts to count after which he seem relaxed]
Lover: They are all here thanks God!
[Pyro looks at him]
Lover: Once we were at Las Vegas in one casino and one of them disappeared after which I had to pick her up from the police department coz...
Pyro: Do me a favour and shut the fuck up!
Lover: That was rude!
[The crowd: "ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE"]
Pyro: Same goes for you stupid Australian peices of shit!
[The crowd is even louder]
Lover: So you were talking about some kind of problem?!?
Pyro: The problem is that you are not ready for a wrestling war!
Lover: Excuse me!?!
Pyro: That's right! You lack the quality you lack the experience and you for damn sure lack the skills to win the match at the PPV! But I have them all. And the winner from the match will be no other but ME!!! ME!!! ME!!! THE ONE AND ONLY PYRO!!!
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Mr. Lover
Level 8
The Cazanova of DUEW!
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Post by Mr. Lover on Oct 10, 2005 3:25:52 GMT 10
OOC- That was very good! I give you that!
Mr. Lover: Well ... First of all don't bother with the authograph. I can put some ink on my ass and site on one paper.
[The audience cheers]
Mr. Lover: You know .... It will be the same.
[The audience cheers]
Mr. Lover: Second of all you are talking pretty big talks for a man that have only 2 wins.
[The audience cheers]
Mr. Lover: Face it bro. You can beat us!
[The audience cheers]
Mr. Lover: Yes you can try, but on the end ... you'll die.  Sorry about that, but I couldn't realy stopped myself .... You were raper and .... to remember who you are. .... you know.
[The audience cheers]
Mr. Lover: Oh, oh, oh ... I have another one. You must to miss it. When I say every raper suck I've been optimistic. ;D ;D ;D
[The audience cheers. Lover lauths]
Mr. Lover: You are raper and... ;D ;D ;D ... I told you that you .... ;D ;D ;D.... you suck!!! ;D ;D ;D
Pyro: You are dunked again, aren't you you little peace of shit?
Mr. Lover: Nope ... But If I hear a joke I start to laught.
Pyro: I miss the joke.
Mr, Lover: You can't miss it. It is there when you look at the miror ;D ;D ;D
[The audience laughts]
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Pyro
Level 7
Living legend!
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Post by Pyro on Oct 10, 2005 23:48:48 GMT 10
Pyro: You know Lover? There are some things in life without which a human existence means nothing... They are special for every individual and for me these things are on the ring... When I am able to make my opponent feel the pain and make him regret that he had ever stepped in the ring with me... That's exactly what I do in every single match I have andthat's what I'll do when I step on the ring at the PPV!
Lover: If you say so...
Pyro: And for you... The important things for you are to be the bitch... To be one of the ten bitches walking around the federation together and offering services if I can say so...
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: Your worthless existence is based upon the approval of the others... You are just like a dog waving with tail when his master comes back home.
[The crowd boo]
Pyro: Do yourself a favour and don't mess with me because at the end there can be only one winner... Me!
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Mr. Lover
Level 8
The Cazanova of DUEW!
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Post by Mr. Lover on Oct 11, 2005 8:18:29 GMT 10
Lover: Hey, Pyro! You can call this people names, but I have news for you. Thanks to those people you are here.
[The audience cheers]
Lover: Thanks to them we are all here.
[The audience cheers]
Lover: Thanks to them we have job.
[The audience cheers]
Lover: Because the money can't fall from the sky if someone doesn't throw them.
[The audience cheers]
Lover: This people are throwing their money to have some entertainment and I'll give it to them on Australian Meltdown they will see things that they have never seen before.
[The audience cheers]
Lover: I guarantee you that.
[The audience cheers]
Lover: Even the peoples that are just turning on their TV after on hell of a day and want to watch the real deal they can't. Simply because their have to watch your ugly face.
[The audience cheers]
Lover: You are the reason the DUEW lovers to take the remote control and change the channel.
[The audience cheers]
Lover: So do one favor to all of us and go back stage in your hole!
[The audience cheers]
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Sorry about that, but I couldn't realy stopped myself .... You were raper and .... to remember who you are. .... you know.