Post by Disturbed on Oct 13, 2005 22:26:19 GMT 10
*Jonny is standing in the middle of the ring, with 4 stripe aquad girls around him. He is wearing casual attire and is holding a mic in his hand. He has a board behind him with all of the possible no.1 contenders on it, and at the top it has his face vs a ?. The World title is hanging above the sign*
Jonny- Well only a few short days until some lucky fella back there gets a shot to be the number one contender for the title that has become invinsible in the hands of me!
*Big cheer*
Jonny- But look at these host of people - lover, shazzer, pyro, joey, boris and of course Dizzy
*Crowd cheer*
Jonny- All of these men plus the other 3 contenders are going to make one hell of a match. But who will win? Lets have a look shall we. I set up an internet voting poll with Joey, Lover, Shazzer, Pyro, Dizzy and "other".
this is how it rolled. Joey- 21 percent
Lover- 19 percent
Shazzer- 5 percent
Pyro- 10 percent
Dizzy- 40 percent
and Other- 5 percent
So disturbed's the favourite ey? Well Jonny Stripes coming up against the Dizz miester would be one hell of a match, eh?
*HUGE CHEER*
Jonny- Well funny that coz...
*Lover's music starts, interupting Jonny. He comes down looking kinda peeved*
Lover- 19 percemt? 19 PERCENT?! Jonny boy, these polls must have been rigged or something, the fans love me
*Cheer*
Lover- And they all know it's time for me to shine!
Jonny- I'm sure you're right Lover, but come and tell me in about five more years when your balls have dropped, ey?
*Big cheer and laughter while Lover looks embarrassed*
Jonny- Anyway...
*ESL's music hits the PA system, as Boris and Joey come out*
Joey- wow, 21 percent, thnx for voting for me all you pretty thangs down at the pinky tip bar.
*He blows a kiss*
Boris- Yo Jonny, where the hell is my name on that voting thing? If my name was there, no one else would have even got into double digits!
*Huge booo*
Boris- You don't think were good enough ey?!
Lover- Yer, you wanna see what we can do!
Joey- Oh, boys!
*The three men jump into the ring and begin circling Jonny. Jonny kicks lover over, clotheslines Joey and then tries to spear tackle borris, but runs into him and borris only budges slightly. Borris picks him up and chokeslams him*
Borris- Now who's not good enough, punk!
*Disturbed then runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. He kicks boris in the stomach and as borris turns around, joey kicks him in the ass. Boris is stumbling all over the place, and Disturbed picks him up for a Dizzy bomb. Disturbed and jonny make quick wqork as jonny throws borris outta the ring, and disturbed throws lover out. Then they use "the demolisher" on Joey, and the crowd are going nuts!*
Jonny- Haha, I can't wait to verse any one of you, it'll be a match I sure will remember!
Jonny- Well only a few short days until some lucky fella back there gets a shot to be the number one contender for the title that has become invinsible in the hands of me!
*Big cheer*
Jonny- But look at these host of people - lover, shazzer, pyro, joey, boris and of course Dizzy
*Crowd cheer*
Jonny- All of these men plus the other 3 contenders are going to make one hell of a match. But who will win? Lets have a look shall we. I set up an internet voting poll with Joey, Lover, Shazzer, Pyro, Dizzy and "other".
this is how it rolled. Joey- 21 percent
Lover- 19 percent
Shazzer- 5 percent
Pyro- 10 percent
Dizzy- 40 percent
and Other- 5 percent
So disturbed's the favourite ey? Well Jonny Stripes coming up against the Dizz miester would be one hell of a match, eh?
*HUGE CHEER*
Jonny- Well funny that coz...
*Lover's music starts, interupting Jonny. He comes down looking kinda peeved*
Lover- 19 percemt? 19 PERCENT?! Jonny boy, these polls must have been rigged or something, the fans love me
*Cheer*
Lover- And they all know it's time for me to shine!
Jonny- I'm sure you're right Lover, but come and tell me in about five more years when your balls have dropped, ey?
*Big cheer and laughter while Lover looks embarrassed*
Jonny- Anyway...
*ESL's music hits the PA system, as Boris and Joey come out*
Joey- wow, 21 percent, thnx for voting for me all you pretty thangs down at the pinky tip bar.
*He blows a kiss*
Boris- Yo Jonny, where the hell is my name on that voting thing? If my name was there, no one else would have even got into double digits!
*Huge booo*
Boris- You don't think were good enough ey?!
Lover- Yer, you wanna see what we can do!
Joey- Oh, boys!
*The three men jump into the ring and begin circling Jonny. Jonny kicks lover over, clotheslines Joey and then tries to spear tackle borris, but runs into him and borris only budges slightly. Borris picks him up and chokeslams him*
Borris- Now who's not good enough, punk!
*Disturbed then runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. He kicks boris in the stomach and as borris turns around, joey kicks him in the ass. Boris is stumbling all over the place, and Disturbed picks him up for a Dizzy bomb. Disturbed and jonny make quick wqork as jonny throws borris outta the ring, and disturbed throws lover out. Then they use "the demolisher" on Joey, and the crowd are going nuts!*
Jonny- Haha, I can't wait to verse any one of you, it'll be a match I sure will remember!
