Disturbed
Level 9
First ever deathmatch champ, member of BOD
Dizzy Boi
Posts: 763
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Warning
Dec 1, 2005 21:30:04 GMT 10
Post by Disturbed on Dec 1, 2005 21:30:04 GMT 10
*Disturbed struts down to the ring with his music playing in the back ground, as the fans erupt in cheers. He is wearing a shirt with all of team holocaust on the front, standing victorious, and all of team genesis lying in a pool of slaughter. Underneath it says “The slaughter begins, December 13th”. He gets down to the ring and grabs the mic.*
Disturbed- Well it’s not long until the slaughter begins!
*Huge cheer*
Disturbed- When team Holocaust DESTROY team Genesis…
*Even bigger cheer*
Disturbed- I can’t wait to see the bruises that I leave on all of them, not only physically, but mentally. Their ego’s will be bruised to the point that they will want to crawl into a small ball and die when they come to the realisation that team Holocaust is far more walk than talk!
*Big cheer*
Disturbed- I mean look out our credidentials: we have World champs, both current and previous, we have deathmatch champs, once again both current and previous! We have previous aussie and people’s champs, and we also have the best ever stable and tag team champs BOD!
*Massive cheer!*
Disturbed- Frankly, team Genesis, we are in a whole different league. We are Premier league, and you are little league…
*Laughter and cheers*
Disturbed- I’m sorry but it had to be said. And you know who you remind me of? You are that side that continually tell all of your mates how much you beat a team by, or how good your skills are, but when it comes to match day there is always an excuse – “We lost coz’ I was sick”, “I hurt my knee”, “I had a big night last night”, “I had wanker’s cramp…”
*Crowd laugh and cheer!*
Disturbed- And my my my isn’t it going to be a grand night for me and my Disturbed ones…
*Big cheer*
Disturbed- When I’m not only in the winning team but before hand, when my brother and I once again join to form the greatest tag team and kick those Goddamn beer drinkers butts!
*Huge cheer!*
Disturbed- Now before I go I want to issue a warning to each and every of those loud mouth Genesis wanna-bees. If I hear one, just one, comment that be-littles me, BOD or team Holocaust, you better watch your back. Because I promise you that you will pay. I promise you that you will regret opening your mouth, and I promise that if you lay a finger on any of my fellow team mates before our mathc, you are as good as DEAD!
*Big cheer as Disturbed’s music starts and he throws the mic to the ground.*
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Warning
Dec 2, 2005 19:36:17 GMT 10
Post by Lemmy Campbell on Dec 2, 2005 19:36:17 GMT 10
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Disturbed
Level 9
First ever deathmatch champ, member of BOD
Dizzy Boi
Posts: 763
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Warning
Dec 2, 2005 20:40:13 GMT 10
Post by Disturbed on Dec 2, 2005 20:40:13 GMT 10
*Disturbed smiles as he raises the mic to hsi lips*
Disturbed- Do i THINK Holocaust can still defeat Genesis? Dude I KNOW we can!
*Huge cheer*
Lemmy- But just look at our team man, we got...
Disturbed- Yer I heard you the first time. Now let me tell you who we have got! The previosu World champ Ballsitic
*Big cheer*
Disturbed- The beat boy of DUEW NICHO Z!
*Huge cheer*
Disturbed- The Italion stallion Joey Malone!
*Big cheer*
Disturbed- The undefeated GM himself Mr. Howard!
*Big cheer*
Disturbed- And of course the most successful stable this side of everywhere - B O D!
*The crowd erupts with BOD chants*
Disturbed- Oh yeh, and you know what you were saying before, abotu you winning no matter what? Well yer, you will get hurt, you will bleed and there's a good chance some of you will die..
*Crowd laugh and cheer*
Disturbed- But there ain't no way in hell you bunch of loud mouth rednecks can even compare to the likes of team HOLOCAUST!
*The crowd let out a huge cheer!*
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Post by nicho on Dec 3, 2005 0:02:08 GMT 10
*as the crowed are cheering 'in the end' hits the speakers and the crowed absalutley blow the roof off the sydney superdome and nicho steps into the ring and walks straight past lemmy and gives him abit of a shove on the way past and then he grabs a mic*
Nicho:.....
*as the music stops niccho goes to talk but gets cut off by the crowed*
(crowed chanting NI-CHO- Z continuously)
Nicho: THA CHAMPPPPP
*nicho puts the mic in the air*
(crowed : IISSS HEEERREEEE)
*nicho starts to give a rap as he hasnt done this in a a while*
Nicho: yo yo yo, lemmy you running around thinking your team is all tough, i can name one thing tougher and thats all of your teams mums hairy muff!
(crowed: ohhhh)
Nicho: we got dizzy the deathmatch king, we also got joey malone who is one stong little ding!
Nicho: there is nothin stoping us, not even if yous'e get a rush of luck, we aslo got jonny stripes and he just dont give a fuck!!
Nicho: Our team is full of champions your whole team is built out of sticks, we wont beat yous'e up to much because after the match you'se will wanna suck each others DICKS!!!!
(crowed laugh and cheer and then NI-CHO- Z chants start up again)
*nicho then begins to talk normal again*
Nicho: dizzy dizzy dizzy!
(crowed cheer and then chants start up)
(LETS GO DIZZY... LETS GO NICHO)
*nicho reaches out to dizzy and then shake hands*
Nicho: I know we havnt seen eye to eye pretty much our whole careers here in DUEW, but god dammit listen to that..
*nicho points the mic to the crowed and they make a rocket amount of noise and the Nicho and Dizzy chants start up again*
*disturbed smiles at nicho*
Nicho: team genisis.. YOU WANT SOME... COME GET SOME!!!
(crowed erupt with cheers as 2 of the fan favourites of DUEW are standing in the ring together on the same page)
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Mr. Lover
Level 8
The Cazanova of DUEW!
Posts: 460
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Warning
Dec 3, 2005 11:33:03 GMT 10
Post by Mr. Lover on Dec 3, 2005 11:33:03 GMT 10
[The hall is lightened by many lights in different colors. After the music starts Mr. Lover comes out attended by 9 beautiful ladies. He pose on the ramp, step on the ring and all ladies start to dance. Mr. Lover greet the audience from the top rope under many fireworks and he start to dance with the ladies. After few moments the music stop and the ladies kiss him for good luck. The ladies go back stage. Mr. Lover gets a mic and starts talking.]
Mr. Lover: Hey, YOOOO!
[The audience cheers.]
Mr. Lover: Whats up champ?
[The audience cheers.]
Mr. Lover:Well if that is not Nich "Z". You are keep staying on my way! But the "Suck eatch other dicks"
[The audience cheers.]
Mr. Lover: That ... That was sad man!
[The audience cheers.]
Mr. Lover: Sad seeing you playing like a fool.
[The audience cheers.]
Mr. Lover: Making just a big joke out of yourself.
[The audience cheers.]
Mr. Lover: In my life I never show disrespect to someone who deserves it. And if you think you are so good you can aloud that to come from your mouth. You are biger fool than I thougth you are.
[The audience cheers.]
Mr. Lover: You see it's not all about who is going to let the other win. We all knoe that there won't be any team that is going to do that.
[The audience cheers.]
Mr. Lover: But its all about what the crowd wants!
[The audience cheers.]
Mr. Lover: It's all about what the crowd needs!
[The audience cheers.]
Mr. Lover: And what they need is a good show!
[The audience cheers.]
Mr. Lover: And I'll be damn if I don't do anything just to give it to them.
[The audience cheers.]
Mr. Lover: It doesn't mather how many times you are going to step out and say: "I'll win".
[The audience cheers.]
Mr. Lover: It doesn't mather who is going to say it.
[The audience cheers.]
Mr. Lover: What mathers is that Lover and Team Genesis are here.
[The audience cheers.]
Mr. Lover: That BOD and Nicho "Z" are here with team Holocaust.
[The audience cheers.]
Mr. Lover: And WE ARE READY FOR SHOW!
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Post by Lemmy Campbell on Dec 5, 2005 3:57:29 GMT 10
Lemmy: Nicho Z.... the biggest moron in the fed. What you gets out and starts to talk about others sucking their dicks. But the way I see its you who already suck many dicks. And because of that your mouth become out-size.
[The crowd laughs]
Lemmy: But don't worry Lance will close it for ya.
[The crowd laughs again]
Lemmy: He will lead you to school too. Because it won't be bad to learn something new. We actually get bored from your statements.
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: Every time you get out you can't missed to say: [with funny voice] "YO YO YO YO YO", or [with funny voice] "Come get some" oh and [with funny voice] "THE CHAMP IS HERE".
[The crowd laughs]
Lemmy: And boy let me tell ya you can't rhyme. Man even I who can't rhyme for shit am better.
Nicho: You think you are better show something. Come on or are you afraid?
Lemmy: You don't know what you are asking for. I sing rock, witch by the way is much better, but that don't mean I can't rhyme. So let me see.... oh I get it. Hey Lover give me something!
Lover: Sure thing mate.
[Lover starts to beat]
Lemmy: Nicho you can't rime for a dime.
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: You can't beat me unless you cheat me.
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: Lover has my cover.
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: Who are you to think you can sing?
[The crowd cheers again]
Lemmy: It is already clear you are going to drop tears because the crowd is not proud of you and the way you screw every man who's named Stan, Dan or it's your fan.
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: But of course Lover will do it much better. Wanna try dog.
Lover: Sure.
[Now Lemmy starts to beat]
Lover: Nicho you are not star as far I know. But I know you can blow. So why don't you come and lick my candy stick?
[The crowd cheers]
Lover: I am leader not a reader, but you are sucker and mother fucker.
[The crowd cheers]
Lover: I know you want to hump another mother but the father is for ya.
[The crowd laughs]
Lover: I get as much chicks as you dicks.
[The crowd laughs again]
Lover: And there in the air, were you fly with another guy eating his pai, it's sais goodbuy to you, the man kangaroo, and your tatoo.
[The crowd laughs once again]
Lemmy: Man that was cool.
Lover: Thanks!
Lemmy: And Dizzy the way I see it. Your team is made from: Ballistic the gay who will die from Lover's hand.
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: Nicho the man who don't need intro any more.
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: The man that died before years but his body don't know it yet Mr. Howard.
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: And BOD the guys who will fall from the top if they don't stop to look the others like they are good for nothing wanna bees.
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Warning
Dec 6, 2005 23:14:54 GMT 10
Post by nicho on Dec 6, 2005 23:14:54 GMT 10
*nicho is nearly in tears from laughing and the crowed are laughing to*
Nicho: you know the funny thing isnt how u rapped, the funny thing IS that you think the crowed are laughing with you when there laughing..... AT YOU!
(corwed erupt with cheers and laughter)
Nicho:You see id usaully be kinda offended with what you did, but i just realized before that if this man standing behind me ...
*nicho points to dizzy and the crowed go crazy)
Nicho:... if he has my back, and the whole of team holocaust's back, there is nothing for us to be threatened of, i meen, he is with out a doubt, THE BEST ever deathmatch champion of the world!
(crowed erupt)
*nicho then sarcasticly scratches his head*
Nicho: oh wait, correct me if im wrong, but i forgot about
the current DUEW world champion and arguably the damn best world champion that this fed has ever had, oh damn i also for got about animal AND joey malone Who have had there fair share of Duew titles in this fed
(crowed go wild for team holocaust)
Nicho: we even got the owner of DUEW backing us up.. mr howard!....
*nicho again sarcasticly scratches his head*
Nicho: Oh my god, I have forgoten about ballistic who was ONCE a DUEW world champion to and also the Hare and god knows how many times he has won the world title!
(crowed cheer again)
Nicho: and how can you forget the Number 1 dominant female and is "just to F*cking good" Angie 'F*CKING' Ryker!!!
(crowed are mixed with cheers and boos)
Nicho: Oh and how can i forget, the first ever 2 time aussie champ, your very own....
*nicho puts the mic in the air and the crowed start to chant*
(crowed: NI-CHO- Z, NI-CHO- Z, NI-CHO- Z)
Nicho: thats right.. ME!
(crowed erupt with cheers)
Nicho: So if you look back to all those BIG names, we pretty much WILL kick your ass!!!!
(crowed erupt for team holocaust)
Nicho: when our pride is on the line, none of us muck around, even if us wrestlers never got along in the past, we will stick together for this one PPV and KICK.... YOUR... loud mouth.... ASSES!!!!
(crowed erupt with cheers and NI-CHO- Z chants and DIZZY chants start up again and almost blow the roof off the arena)
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Post by Lemmy Campbell on Dec 7, 2005 5:59:40 GMT 10
Lemmy: You actualy think the name make the wrestler? Man you are so wrong. We have the best newbie ever steped on the ring of DUEW. And momen Auzzi and Tag team champion. The man who can beat you right now. The guy named.... Lemmy rise the hand with the mic. The crowd: LOVER! Lemmy: We have the other half of the tag team champions the guy who will help him to beat Balistic and Hare. Luda the duda. Man we even have THE PEOPLES CHAMP. Come on every body! One-two-three... Lemmy and the crowd: PYRO. Lemmy: Thats right. We even have the firsth ever DUEW peoples champ. The firsth former WWF and WCW champion. BRET THE HITMAN HART.
Lemmy: As you see it is not about the history it is the present what is important. And four out of six is not a bad number. |
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Disturbed
Level 9
First ever deathmatch champ, member of BOD
Dizzy Boi
Posts: 763
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Warning
Dec 7, 2005 21:00:37 GMT 10
Post by Disturbed on Dec 7, 2005 21:00:37 GMT 10
Disturbed- You know what 4 outta 6 ain't bad...
*The crowd looks confused and lemmy starst nodding*
Disturbed- BUT 6 OUTTA 6 KICKS ASS!
*Huge cheer*
Lemmy- Didn't you hear me, it's not the name that counts! it's the skill!
Disturbed- Did you get dropepd on your head at birth?
*The crowd laugh*
Disturbed- You don't GET a good name without having SKILL! we have the biggest names in the business! names = skill! skill - talent! talent = success! It all starts with the good name, Lemmy! and quite frankly, after Holocaust whoops Genesis's ass, your name will be FAR from good!
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