Post by Lemmy Campbell on Dec 6, 2005 5:47:28 GMT 10
Lemmy and Austin are sitting in their looker room looking a bottle of beer.
Austin: How much left?
Lemmy looks at his watch.
Lemmy: 240 hours.
Austin: And what I am suppose to do?
Lemmy: I don't know but I know what you are suppose not to do.
Austin: Yeah? What?
Lemmy: Not to drink beer.
Austin: And what the hell make you think this way?
Lemmy: Well we had a bet and....
Austin: I know idiot.
They shut up and start to look in the space.
Austin: I want to beat some one.
Lemmy: Me too but the guys are on their own buisness. And if i get someone in the corridor and just beat him I will go to jail.
Austin: I know....
They start to look in the space again.
Austin: Why don't we fight each other?
Lemmy: No good. Remember what happened last time?
Austin: You mean when I make you stunner when you broke our new viecles?
Lemmy: No the time before that.
Austin: You mean when I beat you and troll you out of the car?
Lemmy: Yeah.
Austin: But that was bad only for ya.
Lemmy: Remember what happened after that?
Austin: No.
Lemmy: You went to the hospital because you wasn't able to see the truck in front of your way.
Austin: The idiot drive in the other way.
Lemmy: No you just saw it the last moment.
Austin: No truth.
Lemmy: Really? What car was?
Austin: I don't remember. May be you forget that it blown up?
Lemmy: Yeah I remember that. Who is the idiot who deliver explosives like this?
Austin: Yeah.
They look in the nothing again. After short brake.
Austin: I get it. Look what we are going to do.
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The camera shows the coridor infron of Beer drinker's locker room. From the room is hearing strange noises and Lemmy's voice.
Lemmy: [from behind the door] OH NO HEEEEEEELP!
Somone enter the locker room but we don't see who because the camera is walking next to the person. Inside Austin is beating Lemmy. But when he hears the door opening he turns and runs forward with clothesline to hit the person who entered. But Lemmy runs forward and cach him.
Lemmy: NO IDIOT NOT NOW. IT WAS SUPOUSED TO HIT YOU FIRST AND BEAT HIM AFTER THAT.
Austin tries to fight back but Lemmy is holding him to strong.
Lemmy: Come down!
Austin then kicks him in the guts and tries to run forward but Lemmy jumps on his back they fall on the ground and starts to wrestle.
Voice: Cough....
They bout stops and looks at the person who just entered. We see that it is Kim.
Austin & Lemmy: Hi!
Kim: I can come back later if this is a bad moment.
Lemmy: It is never a bad moment for ya sweety.
Austin: Yeah.
Till they are talking Lemmy is holding Austin's arms and make Austin fill the pain. But he didn't notice he is still doing it so it starts to hurt.
Austin: AHHHHHHHH PAIN!
Austin hits Lemmy with a head and after he is free he gets up.
Austin: So you wanted what?
Lemmy gets up holding his nose.
Lemmy: Yeah. Austin you brake my nose.
Kim: [giggling] I wanted to ask you some questions for your match.
Lemmy: [still holding his nose] Sure. But let sit first!
The three of them sit on chairs and open three bottles of juice.
Lemmy: So come on ask.
Kim: OK. First you already met two members of BOD and...
Austin: Yeah this dum animals Stripes and Disturbed. Because of them we can't drink beer for another 240 hours.
Kim: Yeah.... So and what you think abut them.
Austin: Man that is a thoug one...... oh I get it they are stupid animals.
Lemmy: Uhhhh... OK? I realy think they are good stable but if they think there is no one who can beat them and we are all just wanna bees then they will fall from their throne.
Kim: OK. And who do you think can beat them?
Austin: Who do you think? Ofcource the gratest stable of all the Beer drinkers.
Kim: Do you realy think you will beat them boys?
Lemmy: Of course. We aways belive in our strengt.
Kim: Yeah but now you are faceing may be the gratest tag team in history of DUEW Animal and Disturbed.
Austin: They are stupid animals too.
Lemmy looks Austin very curious.
Lemmy: He mean that no matter who is n their team we are going to beat them.
Kim: Why?
Austin: Because they are....
Lemmy: Just don't say stupid animals again.
Austin: OK. Because they are as smart as horse's ass.
Lemmy hits his head in the table.
Lemmy: He means that this is not about one man Stone Cold Steave Austin. And it is not about one man Lemmy Campbell or one man Lover. It is about Gennesis and showing to the old guys that we are good and they need to take us seriously.
Kim: Do you think you have the power to win for Gennesis?
Austin: Of cource. We can beat the every single superstar from Holocost.
Kim: Even Mr. Howard?
Austin: I already make a draw and I just don't make the same mistakes again.
Kim: So you mean facing Mr Howard was mistake?
Austin: No I mean leting him take me down was mistake.
Kim: So you think you will beat him when you face him again?
Austin: Of cource.
Kim: Lemmy you showed something the audience never thout it will see you to do. You actualy rhyme for them showing Nicho you can.
Austin: He just wanted to kick his ass but Nicho is so big sheep that he would of run away if he started to beat him.
Lemmy looks at Austin with wide open eyes.
Austin: I didn't say the throut that he is an stupid animal did I?
Lemmy: Man are you drunk?
Austin: No I can't drink beer for 240 hours more remember?
Lemmy: Then are you on hight?
Austin: Huh?
Lemmy: Are you drug?
Austin: No I don't take this kind of stuff I didn't even tooke the medicenes in the hospital. Remember?
Lemmy: Oh you took them.
Austin: What? When?
Lemmy: I put them in your beer.
Austin: In the big glass?
Lemmy: Yeah.
Austin: I was woundering why Lover acted strange.
Lemmy: What?!?!?
Austin: Oh nothing.
Kim: What happened?
Austin: Oh I just ....hahaha... It is very funny story.
Kim: Why don't you tell us?
Austin: Well I get a car acident remmember?
Kim: Yeah with the car in wich was the explosives of BOD.
Lemmy: I was woundering who is the idiot who can order so much explosives from a place were deliver them with ordanery car.
Austin: So I went to the hospital but I refuse to take medicens so I just now understand tht Lemmy put them in my glass but we swich our glasses with Lover. And he started to act strange. He even drink a wather from the fish's place.
Kim: Wow.
Lemmy: Was that all sweety?
Kim: One more question. Who do you think will be pin or make to tap first.
Austin: It doesn't matter. They are bout baboons.
Lemmy: He mean that will be the Animal. Because he is still not on full power after his barake.
Kim: Thank you guys.
Kim leave the room.
Austin: Wana fight not?
Lemmy: May be later.
The camera leave the room and left the berr drinkers to watch in the beer can in wich they stear were it entered.
Austin: How much left?
Lemmy looks at his watch.
Lemmy: 240 hours.
Austin: And what I am suppose to do?
Lemmy: I don't know but I know what you are suppose not to do.
Austin: Yeah? What?
Lemmy: Not to drink beer.
Austin: And what the hell make you think this way?
Lemmy: Well we had a bet and....
Austin: I know idiot.
They shut up and start to look in the space.
Austin: I want to beat some one.
Lemmy: Me too but the guys are on their own buisness. And if i get someone in the corridor and just beat him I will go to jail.
Austin: I know....
They start to look in the space again.
Austin: Why don't we fight each other?
Lemmy: No good. Remember what happened last time?
Austin: You mean when I make you stunner when you broke our new viecles?
Lemmy: No the time before that.
Austin: You mean when I beat you and troll you out of the car?
Lemmy: Yeah.
Austin: But that was bad only for ya.
Lemmy: Remember what happened after that?
Austin: No.
Lemmy: You went to the hospital because you wasn't able to see the truck in front of your way.
Austin: The idiot drive in the other way.
Lemmy: No you just saw it the last moment.
Austin: No truth.
Lemmy: Really? What car was?
Austin: I don't remember. May be you forget that it blown up?
Lemmy: Yeah I remember that. Who is the idiot who deliver explosives like this?
Austin: Yeah.
They look in the nothing again. After short brake.
Austin: I get it. Look what we are going to do.
***Commercial brake***
Buy Lemmy's Campbell guitar. Only for 45 $.
Call now on 666-666-666 and get it.
***Commercial brake***
The camera shows the coridor infron of Beer drinker's locker room. From the room is hearing strange noises and Lemmy's voice.
Lemmy: [from behind the door] OH NO HEEEEEEELP!
Somone enter the locker room but we don't see who because the camera is walking next to the person. Inside Austin is beating Lemmy. But when he hears the door opening he turns and runs forward with clothesline to hit the person who entered. But Lemmy runs forward and cach him.
Lemmy: NO IDIOT NOT NOW. IT WAS SUPOUSED TO HIT YOU FIRST AND BEAT HIM AFTER THAT.
Austin tries to fight back but Lemmy is holding him to strong.
Lemmy: Come down!
Austin then kicks him in the guts and tries to run forward but Lemmy jumps on his back they fall on the ground and starts to wrestle.
Voice: Cough....
They bout stops and looks at the person who just entered. We see that it is Kim.
Austin & Lemmy: Hi!
Kim: I can come back later if this is a bad moment.
Lemmy: It is never a bad moment for ya sweety.
Austin: Yeah.
Till they are talking Lemmy is holding Austin's arms and make Austin fill the pain. But he didn't notice he is still doing it so it starts to hurt.
Austin: AHHHHHHHH PAIN!
Austin hits Lemmy with a head and after he is free he gets up.
Austin: So you wanted what?
Lemmy gets up holding his nose.
Lemmy: Yeah. Austin you brake my nose.
Kim: [giggling] I wanted to ask you some questions for your match.
Lemmy: [still holding his nose] Sure. But let sit first!
The three of them sit on chairs and open three bottles of juice.
Lemmy: So come on ask.
Kim: OK. First you already met two members of BOD and...
Austin: Yeah this dum animals Stripes and Disturbed. Because of them we can't drink beer for another 240 hours.
Kim: Yeah.... So and what you think abut them.
Austin: Man that is a thoug one...... oh I get it they are stupid animals.
Lemmy: Uhhhh... OK? I realy think they are good stable but if they think there is no one who can beat them and we are all just wanna bees then they will fall from their throne.
Kim: OK. And who do you think can beat them?
Austin: Who do you think? Ofcource the gratest stable of all the Beer drinkers.
Kim: Do you realy think you will beat them boys?
Lemmy: Of course. We aways belive in our strengt.
Kim: Yeah but now you are faceing may be the gratest tag team in history of DUEW Animal and Disturbed.
Austin: They are stupid animals too.
Lemmy looks Austin very curious.
Lemmy: He mean that no matter who is n their team we are going to beat them.
Kim: Why?
Austin: Because they are....
Lemmy: Just don't say stupid animals again.
Austin: OK. Because they are as smart as horse's ass.
Lemmy hits his head in the table.
Lemmy: He means that this is not about one man Stone Cold Steave Austin. And it is not about one man Lemmy Campbell or one man Lover. It is about Gennesis and showing to the old guys that we are good and they need to take us seriously.
Kim: Do you think you have the power to win for Gennesis?
Austin: Of cource. We can beat the every single superstar from Holocost.
Kim: Even Mr. Howard?
Austin: I already make a draw and I just don't make the same mistakes again.
Kim: So you mean facing Mr Howard was mistake?
Austin: No I mean leting him take me down was mistake.
Kim: So you think you will beat him when you face him again?
Austin: Of cource.
Kim: Lemmy you showed something the audience never thout it will see you to do. You actualy rhyme for them showing Nicho you can.
Austin: He just wanted to kick his ass but Nicho is so big sheep that he would of run away if he started to beat him.
Lemmy looks at Austin with wide open eyes.
Austin: I didn't say the throut that he is an stupid animal did I?
Lemmy: Man are you drunk?
Austin: No I can't drink beer for 240 hours more remember?
Lemmy: Then are you on hight?
Austin: Huh?
Lemmy: Are you drug?
Austin: No I don't take this kind of stuff I didn't even tooke the medicenes in the hospital. Remember?
Lemmy: Oh you took them.
Austin: What? When?
Lemmy: I put them in your beer.
Austin: In the big glass?
Lemmy: Yeah.
Austin: I was woundering why Lover acted strange.
Lemmy: What?!?!?
Austin: Oh nothing.
Kim: What happened?
Austin: Oh I just ....hahaha... It is very funny story.
Kim: Why don't you tell us?
Austin: Well I get a car acident remmember?
Kim: Yeah with the car in wich was the explosives of BOD.
Lemmy: I was woundering who is the idiot who can order so much explosives from a place were deliver them with ordanery car.
Austin: So I went to the hospital but I refuse to take medicens so I just now understand tht Lemmy put them in my glass but we swich our glasses with Lover. And he started to act strange. He even drink a wather from the fish's place.
Kim: Wow.
Lemmy: Was that all sweety?
Kim: One more question. Who do you think will be pin or make to tap first.
Austin: It doesn't matter. They are bout baboons.
Lemmy: He mean that will be the Animal. Because he is still not on full power after his barake.
Kim: Thank you guys.
Kim leave the room.
Austin: Wana fight not?
Lemmy: May be later.
The camera leave the room and left the berr drinkers to watch in the beer can in wich they stear were it entered.
