Post by Disturbed on Dec 8, 2005 12:15:08 GMT 10
*Animal, Jonny, Joey, Angie, Hare, ballistic, Mr.Howard and Nicho Z are all lined up in a locker room, standing at ease (legs apart, hands behind back). They are all in their ring attire. Disturbed is pacing back and fourth, wearing a sleeveless army shirt and an army hat. They all have very serious looks on their faces. Almost every work that is said is yelled*
Disturbed- Men – and Lady, I, Disturbed, at this present time, am your captain. I am your leader. I am your sergeant. Though all these titles are impressive, I do not want you to see me as your superior! Do I make myself clear?!
All- Sir, yes sir!
Disturbed- I want you to see me as your equal. Understood?
All- Sir, yes sir!
Disturbed- On the other hand, I don’t want you to think that by saying this I’m not going to put in an extra effort! Even though I am your equal, I will stop at absolutely nothing to make sure each and every one of you win your matches! Is that clear, gentlemen – and lady?!
All- Sir, yes sir!
Disturbed- Good! Now that we have established our relationships, let us establish our game plan!
*Disturbed is still pacing, and stops at Nicho, turns and is yelling in his face*
Disturbed- Mr. Z – what is your match this week?
Nicho- I am up against Lance, sir!
Disturbed- And are you going to win this match, Mr. Z?!
Nicho- Most probably sir!
Disturbed- I’ll try again – ARE YOU GOING TO WIN THIS MATCH NICHO Z?!
Nicho- SIR, YES SIR!
*Disturbed continues to pace, and halts at Ballistic and Hare, who are standing next to one another. He continues yelling*
Disturbed- Gentlemen, am I correct in suggesting that you two are in a tag team match this week?
B and H- Sir, yes sir!
Disturbed- And am I correct that you are competing against the two loudest mouths in our fine establishment – DUEW – Luda and lover?
B and H- Sir yes sir!
Disturbed- And am I correct in thinking that you two superstars, you two DUEW LEGENDS are capable in taking these two men out, no matter what happens? That you will go to any length to stop these two GENESIS…
*All men spit*
Disturbed- Team members from winning?!
B and H- Sir, yes sir!
*Disturbed continues to pace and stops at Angie*
Disturbed- Ma’m, you are coming up against the infamous Hobo, correct?
Angie- Yes sir!
Disturbed- And is it also true that you two have had a feud in the past?
Angie- Yes sir!
Disturbed- AND IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WILL ALSO STOP AT NOTHING TO DESTROY THIS POOR ASS SON OF A BITCH?!
*And starts laughing and strokes Disturbed’s chin*
Angie- You’re so cute when your angry…
Disturbed- Not now, Angie I’m trying to have a serious….
*Angie puts her index finger on Disturbed’s lips*
Angie- Later, I got it.
*She gives him a wink. Disturbed shows a sign of affection and then quickly snaps back into his drill sergeant type character. He paces over to Animal. And stops.*
Disturbed- Animal – You and I have a huge match against the skid marks on DUEW’s jeans the beer drinkers!
Animal- Sir, yes sir!
Disturbed- Is it definite that you and I will destroy these two delinquents?
Animal- Sir, yes sir!
Disturbed- And will you ensure that everything you do in this match is clean and fair towards the beer drinkers?
Animal- Sir, yes….. wait… HELL NO!
Disturbed- Good answer!
*Disturbed stops at Mr.H who looks very ready for action*
Disturbed- Is it true, sir, that you are the only undefeated man in this building?
Mr.H- That is correct!
Disturbed- Do you want this trend….this title if you will, to stay with you throughout your entire career?
Mr.H- Yes!
Disturbed- So does this mean that you are going to lat some FREAK named Pyro end your winning streak?!
Mr.H- No friggin’ way!
Disturbed- So this means that I can definitely write you down now as a point for team Holocaust?
Mr.H- Sir, yes sir!
Disturbed- Excellent!
*Disturbed paces further and stops at Joey*
Disturbed- Joey, you are one of the most successful wrestlers in this room. Am I correct…
Joey- YES!
Disturbed- yes….
Joey- Oh, sir, yes sir!
Disturbed- Excellent! And you wouldn’t want this reputation to escape from you at the hands of a used to be, run down ex- WWE…
*They all spit*
Disturbed- Wrestler going by the name of Brett Hart?!
Joey- Hell no, sir!
Disturbed- SO for the sake of every wrestler in this room will you do everything in your sick…and I mean that in a good way…sick Italian mind to stop him from getting the better of you?
Joey- Sir, yes sir!
*Disturbed paces along to the last team member, Jonny.*
Disturbed- Jonny, do I even need to ask you if you will beat Jimmy? Or is the answer evident?!
Jonny- As clear as the ocean blue, sir!
Disturbed- That’s what I like to hear!
*Disturbed walks away from Jonny and stand in front of the men – and angie.*
Disturbed- Now, Even though I have 100% confident in all of you, a little training never hurts. Now, we are going for a little 50km run in the snow!
Animal- It’s snowing, in Australia, in the middle of Summer?
Disturbed- I know, what a world we live in! Now, men and lady, let’s go!
*They all start jogging in a line through the snow*
Disturbed- I dunno what I’ve been told!
All- I dunno what I’ve been told!
Disturbed- I’m gonna rip off Pyro’s balls off cold!
All- I’m gonna rip off Pyro’s balls off cold!
Disturbed- And I dunno what has been said!
All- And I dunno what has been said!
Disturbed- But the beer drinkers are as good as dead!
All- But the beer drinkers are as good as dead!
Disturbed- I dunno if I’m being mean!
All- I dunno if I’m being mean!
Disturbed- But I’m gonna rip Jimmy’s head off clean!
All- But I’m gonna rip Jimmy’s head off clean!
Disturbed- I dunno know if I’m being vein!
All- I dunno know if I’m being vein!
Disturbed- But it looks as if Hobo needs a cain!
All- But it looks as if Hobo needs a cain!
Disturbed- And I dunno if you like to bet!
All- And I dunno if you like to bet!
Disturbed- But I’d be tippin’ the loser is Bret!
All- But I’d be tippin’ the loser is Bret!
Disturbed- And if Nicho is fighting and you take a glance!
All- And if Nicho is fighting and you take a glance!
Disturbed- I bet you’ll find the loser is Lance!
All- I bet you’ll find the loser is Lance!
Disturbed- And I dunno if you believe in hell!
All- And I dunno if you believe in hell!
Disturbed- But if two guys go there I wish it were L and L!
All- But if two guys go there I wish it were L and L!
Disturbed- Step up!
All- Step up!
Disturbed- 1, 2
All- 1, 2
Disturbed- Let’s go!
*They all continue with their run, still yelling out chants!*
OOC: I dunno if I'm captain, but at the moemnt I am, and I had some spare time!
Disturbed- Men – and Lady, I, Disturbed, at this present time, am your captain. I am your leader. I am your sergeant. Though all these titles are impressive, I do not want you to see me as your superior! Do I make myself clear?!
All- Sir, yes sir!
Disturbed- I want you to see me as your equal. Understood?
All- Sir, yes sir!
Disturbed- On the other hand, I don’t want you to think that by saying this I’m not going to put in an extra effort! Even though I am your equal, I will stop at absolutely nothing to make sure each and every one of you win your matches! Is that clear, gentlemen – and lady?!
All- Sir, yes sir!
Disturbed- Good! Now that we have established our relationships, let us establish our game plan!
*Disturbed is still pacing, and stops at Nicho, turns and is yelling in his face*
Disturbed- Mr. Z – what is your match this week?
Nicho- I am up against Lance, sir!
Disturbed- And are you going to win this match, Mr. Z?!
Nicho- Most probably sir!
Disturbed- I’ll try again – ARE YOU GOING TO WIN THIS MATCH NICHO Z?!
Nicho- SIR, YES SIR!
*Disturbed continues to pace, and halts at Ballistic and Hare, who are standing next to one another. He continues yelling*
Disturbed- Gentlemen, am I correct in suggesting that you two are in a tag team match this week?
B and H- Sir, yes sir!
Disturbed- And am I correct that you are competing against the two loudest mouths in our fine establishment – DUEW – Luda and lover?
B and H- Sir yes sir!
Disturbed- And am I correct in thinking that you two superstars, you two DUEW LEGENDS are capable in taking these two men out, no matter what happens? That you will go to any length to stop these two GENESIS…
*All men spit*
Disturbed- Team members from winning?!
B and H- Sir, yes sir!
*Disturbed continues to pace and stops at Angie*
Disturbed- Ma’m, you are coming up against the infamous Hobo, correct?
Angie- Yes sir!
Disturbed- And is it also true that you two have had a feud in the past?
Angie- Yes sir!
Disturbed- AND IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WILL ALSO STOP AT NOTHING TO DESTROY THIS POOR ASS SON OF A BITCH?!
*And starts laughing and strokes Disturbed’s chin*
Angie- You’re so cute when your angry…
Disturbed- Not now, Angie I’m trying to have a serious….
*Angie puts her index finger on Disturbed’s lips*
Angie- Later, I got it.
*She gives him a wink. Disturbed shows a sign of affection and then quickly snaps back into his drill sergeant type character. He paces over to Animal. And stops.*
Disturbed- Animal – You and I have a huge match against the skid marks on DUEW’s jeans the beer drinkers!
Animal- Sir, yes sir!
Disturbed- Is it definite that you and I will destroy these two delinquents?
Animal- Sir, yes sir!
Disturbed- And will you ensure that everything you do in this match is clean and fair towards the beer drinkers?
Animal- Sir, yes….. wait… HELL NO!
Disturbed- Good answer!
*Disturbed stops at Mr.H who looks very ready for action*
Disturbed- Is it true, sir, that you are the only undefeated man in this building?
Mr.H- That is correct!
Disturbed- Do you want this trend….this title if you will, to stay with you throughout your entire career?
Mr.H- Yes!
Disturbed- So does this mean that you are going to lat some FREAK named Pyro end your winning streak?!
Mr.H- No friggin’ way!
Disturbed- So this means that I can definitely write you down now as a point for team Holocaust?
Mr.H- Sir, yes sir!
Disturbed- Excellent!
*Disturbed paces further and stops at Joey*
Disturbed- Joey, you are one of the most successful wrestlers in this room. Am I correct…
Joey- YES!
Disturbed- yes….
Joey- Oh, sir, yes sir!
Disturbed- Excellent! And you wouldn’t want this reputation to escape from you at the hands of a used to be, run down ex- WWE…
*They all spit*
Disturbed- Wrestler going by the name of Brett Hart?!
Joey- Hell no, sir!
Disturbed- SO for the sake of every wrestler in this room will you do everything in your sick…and I mean that in a good way…sick Italian mind to stop him from getting the better of you?
Joey- Sir, yes sir!
*Disturbed paces along to the last team member, Jonny.*
Disturbed- Jonny, do I even need to ask you if you will beat Jimmy? Or is the answer evident?!
Jonny- As clear as the ocean blue, sir!
Disturbed- That’s what I like to hear!
*Disturbed walks away from Jonny and stand in front of the men – and angie.*
Disturbed- Now, Even though I have 100% confident in all of you, a little training never hurts. Now, we are going for a little 50km run in the snow!
Animal- It’s snowing, in Australia, in the middle of Summer?
Disturbed- I know, what a world we live in! Now, men and lady, let’s go!
*They all start jogging in a line through the snow*
Disturbed- I dunno what I’ve been told!
All- I dunno what I’ve been told!
Disturbed- I’m gonna rip off Pyro’s balls off cold!
All- I’m gonna rip off Pyro’s balls off cold!
Disturbed- And I dunno what has been said!
All- And I dunno what has been said!
Disturbed- But the beer drinkers are as good as dead!
All- But the beer drinkers are as good as dead!
Disturbed- I dunno if I’m being mean!
All- I dunno if I’m being mean!
Disturbed- But I’m gonna rip Jimmy’s head off clean!
All- But I’m gonna rip Jimmy’s head off clean!
Disturbed- I dunno know if I’m being vein!
All- I dunno know if I’m being vein!
Disturbed- But it looks as if Hobo needs a cain!
All- But it looks as if Hobo needs a cain!
Disturbed- And I dunno if you like to bet!
All- And I dunno if you like to bet!
Disturbed- But I’d be tippin’ the loser is Bret!
All- But I’d be tippin’ the loser is Bret!
Disturbed- And if Nicho is fighting and you take a glance!
All- And if Nicho is fighting and you take a glance!
Disturbed- I bet you’ll find the loser is Lance!
All- I bet you’ll find the loser is Lance!
Disturbed- And I dunno if you believe in hell!
All- And I dunno if you believe in hell!
Disturbed- But if two guys go there I wish it were L and L!
All- But if two guys go there I wish it were L and L!
Disturbed- Step up!
All- Step up!
Disturbed- 1, 2
All- 1, 2
Disturbed- Let’s go!
*They all continue with their run, still yelling out chants!*
OOC: I dunno if I'm captain, but at the moemnt I am, and I had some spare time!
