Post by Lance on Dec 8, 2005 19:39:19 GMT 10
The lights dim and Lance walks out to the song "Shadow on the Sun" by Audioslave. For the first minute, when the music is quiet, he walks up and down the top part of the ramp for a minute. As the chorus approaches he gets to the middle of the stage and at the top of the ramp. He bends down for a moment and then as the heavy guitar hits he pumps up and a row of fireworks go off behind him. He then walks to the ring, not looking at the fans and has a serious look on his face. He gets in and looks like he means business. He takes up a mike and begins to speak over huge boos
LANCE: Yes, hello to all of you as well. That's enough with the boos thanks, I want to get the hell out of here and go relax, after all I am about to whoop one of your heroes asses
The crowd boos like crazy and then starts a chant for Nicho "Z"
LANCE: Now don't get too angry, it won't be as bad as what me, Luda and Jimmy did to Lover last friday night on Sunburn. You see DUEW is fast coming to its One Year Birthday
The crowd cheers like crazy and now starts up a DUEW chant
LANCE: Since DUEW started at the start of this year you have all seen some people shine like crazy little diamonds...Jonny Stripes
The crowd cheers loudly
LANCE: ...Animal and Disturbed
The crowd keeps up the huge noise
LANCE: And of course, Nicho "Z"
The crowd keeps cheering for another half a minute before going quiet
LANCE: Well you are all lucky enough to know that there are now going to be 3 stars that shine brightly next year and they are Lance, Jimmy and Luda the Duda
The crowd boos very loudly
LANCE: Say what you like but this week me and the rest of Genesis are going to kick everyones asses. Lover, I will help you win your match this week, I will help you get the points because we all know that you need my help. But once I get the point for you I will beat the living crap out of you
The crowd boos very loudly
LANCE: And not only that but I will then go on to destroy Nicho "Z". You see very few in the wrestling world can match my technical prowess. If you are a brawler, like Nicho, I will use my pace to get the win. If you are a high flyer I am going to slam you on the mat and keep you there. And if you are a technical master then be prepared to feel a cold, steel type weapon crashing into your skull because I am prepared to just knock you flat out. So hear my warning to any of the wrestlers out there. Nicho, I am going to run rings around you, Hare all it takes is my power and Jonny, I am going to flatten you with all sorts of weapons. Some people are specialised but me, I am an all rounder. Nicho, this week we are playing my way, you are going to do the Lance Dance and then when I finally stop the pain then you will really know that there ain't nothing you can do, when I go and L-Bomb you...and after that ya'll gonna see that it is gonna be me, that pins you, Nicho "Z", 1...2...3
LANCE: Yes, hello to all of you as well. That's enough with the boos thanks, I want to get the hell out of here and go relax, after all I am about to whoop one of your heroes asses
The crowd boos like crazy and then starts a chant for Nicho "Z"
LANCE: Now don't get too angry, it won't be as bad as what me, Luda and Jimmy did to Lover last friday night on Sunburn. You see DUEW is fast coming to its One Year Birthday
The crowd cheers like crazy and now starts up a DUEW chant
LANCE: Since DUEW started at the start of this year you have all seen some people shine like crazy little diamonds...Jonny Stripes
The crowd cheers loudly
LANCE: ...Animal and Disturbed
The crowd keeps up the huge noise
LANCE: And of course, Nicho "Z"
The crowd keeps cheering for another half a minute before going quiet
LANCE: Well you are all lucky enough to know that there are now going to be 3 stars that shine brightly next year and they are Lance, Jimmy and Luda the Duda
The crowd boos very loudly
LANCE: Say what you like but this week me and the rest of Genesis are going to kick everyones asses. Lover, I will help you win your match this week, I will help you get the points because we all know that you need my help. But once I get the point for you I will beat the living crap out of you
The crowd boos very loudly
LANCE: And not only that but I will then go on to destroy Nicho "Z". You see very few in the wrestling world can match my technical prowess. If you are a brawler, like Nicho, I will use my pace to get the win. If you are a high flyer I am going to slam you on the mat and keep you there. And if you are a technical master then be prepared to feel a cold, steel type weapon crashing into your skull because I am prepared to just knock you flat out. So hear my warning to any of the wrestlers out there. Nicho, I am going to run rings around you, Hare all it takes is my power and Jonny, I am going to flatten you with all sorts of weapons. Some people are specialised but me, I am an all rounder. Nicho, this week we are playing my way, you are going to do the Lance Dance and then when I finally stop the pain then you will really know that there ain't nothing you can do, when I go and L-Bomb you...and after that ya'll gonna see that it is gonna be me, that pins you, Nicho "Z", 1...2...3
