Post by Matt Hare on Dec 18, 2005 15:12:30 GMT 10
**The lights dim as green, purple and orange lights flash over the crowd. "Alright" hits the speakers and pyro goes off as Matt 'The Money' Hare walks out of the curtains wearing a black suit, with a white "DUEW" t-shirt underneath. Mic in hand, he slowly makes his way down to the ring and slides in as the crowd boo and start up "YOU-SUCK" chants**
Matt Hare: Ballistic, you cowarly son of a bitch, get out here right now!
**No response**
Matt Hare: I knew it, you're sca..//
**Matt Hare is cut off by "Superstar" blasting over the speakers and Ballistic pacing out from backstage, smiling with the crowd going wild. He quickly walks down the ramp and into the ring, grabbing a mic on his way**
Ballistic: Hareyboy! What's wrong? Is this about your precious little match with Jonny Stripes??
Matt Hare: You're damn right it's about my match with Stripes! I had it in the palm of my hand, I was ready to hit the Last Croak, but noooo, somebody had to come and RKO me off the top rope! And cost me the freakin' match!
Ballistic: Hold up there! I didn't cost you the match, I was just paying you back for what you did to me after Genesis vs Holocaust, no biggie!
Matt Hare: ~mumbling~ ...just like your win/loss record...
Ballistic: What did you say?!!
Matt Hare: Well, lets face it. You haven't exactly won the most matches...
Ballistic: I've won more than you!
Matt Hare: Bullshit!
**The two stand nose-to-nose, pushing eachother's foreheads with their own until Matt Hare pulls away**
Matt Hare: I know!! Since that pussy Stripes wouldn't face me at Boxing Day Bash, how about me and you have a match?!
Ballistic: You're on, be-yutch!
Matt Hare: But under one condition.....I get to pick the stipulation!
Ballistic: You can pick whatever you want, I'll beat your sorry ass with ANY stipulation!!
**They both nod as Matt Hare slides out of the ring, walking backwards up the ramp staring down Ballistic whith a big grin on his face**
Jonathan Jefferies: I wonder what Hare has in mind for the stipulation. I hope it's a Cage match...I LOVE cage matches!
Tom C: Knowing him he'll probably choose for Ballistic to be blindfolded or handcuffed...
Matt Hare: Ballistic, you cowarly son of a bitch, get out here right now!
**No response**
Matt Hare: I knew it, you're sca..//
**Matt Hare is cut off by "Superstar" blasting over the speakers and Ballistic pacing out from backstage, smiling with the crowd going wild. He quickly walks down the ramp and into the ring, grabbing a mic on his way**
Ballistic: Hareyboy! What's wrong? Is this about your precious little match with Jonny Stripes??
Matt Hare: You're damn right it's about my match with Stripes! I had it in the palm of my hand, I was ready to hit the Last Croak, but noooo, somebody had to come and RKO me off the top rope! And cost me the freakin' match!
Ballistic: Hold up there! I didn't cost you the match, I was just paying you back for what you did to me after Genesis vs Holocaust, no biggie!
Matt Hare: ~mumbling~ ...just like your win/loss record...
Ballistic: What did you say?!!
Matt Hare: Well, lets face it. You haven't exactly won the most matches...
Ballistic: I've won more than you!
Matt Hare: Bullshit!
**The two stand nose-to-nose, pushing eachother's foreheads with their own until Matt Hare pulls away**
Matt Hare: I know!! Since that pussy Stripes wouldn't face me at Boxing Day Bash, how about me and you have a match?!
Ballistic: You're on, be-yutch!
Matt Hare: But under one condition.....I get to pick the stipulation!
Ballistic: You can pick whatever you want, I'll beat your sorry ass with ANY stipulation!!
**They both nod as Matt Hare slides out of the ring, walking backwards up the ramp staring down Ballistic whith a big grin on his face**
Jonathan Jefferies: I wonder what Hare has in mind for the stipulation. I hope it's a Cage match...I LOVE cage matches!
Tom C: Knowing him he'll probably choose for Ballistic to be blindfolded or handcuffed...
