Post by Jonny Stripes on Dec 18, 2005 20:03:49 GMT 10
"Born in the USA" plays out of the speakers and the crowd rise to their feet as Jonny runs out to a rapturous applause. He runs to the ring, sliding in as he gets to the edge. He gets up and flashes the ring announcer a playful smile as he takes his mike. Jonny does a little jig on the spot and shakes out his shoulders before speaking
Jonny: "So here I find myself, so close to making another landmark in my career, another addition to the long list of the the History Makers resume. Thats right, I am not only one win away from main eventing Down Under II for two years in a row but if I can win this match against Luda then I will have held my title for 6 months by the time Down Under II rolls around"
The crowd give a huge cheer
Jonny: "Ah, me and this title have had a lot of memorys and a lot of history"
Jonny pats the title and looks at it with affection
Jonny: "Sort of an on again off again relationship between us. She has left me for a certain asshole a few times, Matt Hare"
The crowd cheers
Jonny: "Then when she was with Ballistic she forgot I even existed...of course I got her back in the end"
The crowd cheers again
Jonny: "But then I started seeing over title belts behind her back...first the Tag Title, then the Deathmatch and Australian title and of course, I had a little fling with the Tag titles twin sister"
The crowd laughs
Jonny: "And then all 5 of them found out about my aldulterous ways and left me high and dry...but it didnt take long for her to forgive me. She needed a bit of an experiment and went off with another woman, Angie Ryker but who can blame her?"
The crowd cheers and whistles
Jonny: "And since then she has stayed with me...yep I am really looking forward to this 6 month anniversary and the 1 year anniversary of our first encounter"
Jonny rubs the title and smiles
Jonny: "Luda, this is my sweetheart and I was her first love, I was her first kiss and I was the first to, ahem, well..."
The crowd cheers and whistles
Jonny: "...Its a family show Jonny, you can't go there. I can't got there but neither will you Luda, you won't go there either because at Boxing Day Bash I am going to beat you and beat you good because nobody is going to touch my woman, nobody will take her from me again"
Jonny: "So here I find myself, so close to making another landmark in my career, another addition to the long list of the the History Makers resume. Thats right, I am not only one win away from main eventing Down Under II for two years in a row but if I can win this match against Luda then I will have held my title for 6 months by the time Down Under II rolls around"
The crowd give a huge cheer
Jonny: "Ah, me and this title have had a lot of memorys and a lot of history"
Jonny pats the title and looks at it with affection
Jonny: "Sort of an on again off again relationship between us. She has left me for a certain asshole a few times, Matt Hare"
The crowd cheers
Jonny: "Then when she was with Ballistic she forgot I even existed...of course I got her back in the end"
The crowd cheers again
Jonny: "But then I started seeing over title belts behind her back...first the Tag Title, then the Deathmatch and Australian title and of course, I had a little fling with the Tag titles twin sister"
The crowd laughs
Jonny: "And then all 5 of them found out about my aldulterous ways and left me high and dry...but it didnt take long for her to forgive me. She needed a bit of an experiment and went off with another woman, Angie Ryker but who can blame her?"
The crowd cheers and whistles
Jonny: "And since then she has stayed with me...yep I am really looking forward to this 6 month anniversary and the 1 year anniversary of our first encounter"
Jonny rubs the title and smiles
Jonny: "Luda, this is my sweetheart and I was her first love, I was her first kiss and I was the first to, ahem, well..."
The crowd cheers and whistles
Jonny: "...Its a family show Jonny, you can't go there. I can't got there but neither will you Luda, you won't go there either because at Boxing Day Bash I am going to beat you and beat you good because nobody is going to touch my woman, nobody will take her from me again"
