Nicho & Lover= 1 aussie title

[Mr. Lover]

Lover: YOU ARE KILLING ME MAN!

[The crowd cheers]

Lover: You are really killing me!

[The crowd cheers]

Lover: We are here talking about our match and the audience just changed the channel.And you know why? Because they saw enough of us. And I don't mean that they have enough of DUEW! I mean that you bored them to death!

[The crowd cheers]

Lover: The people cares about DUEW, about our match. But even me, one of the good wrestlers here, want to cut the crab and turn off my TV when some one, no mater who, talks half an hour how he'll win his match.

[The crowd cheers]

Lover: When I was a kid I hated the out rings promos. And you know why? Because when some one comes to and tries to make an out ring promo he always talked so much that I turned off the TV and I turned it on after 10-15 minutes so the match will be started and I could enjoy the show.

[The crowd cheers]

Lover: And I promised myself that I won't do that. That I will be a different. I promised myself that I'll make a hell of a show and my out ring promos will be funny and entertainment. It was harder than I thought. But my god! I did anything I could to make the crowd cheers! I am still trying to do it. The millions loves me because I am different from the others. Because I aways bring something new to them. They love me because I entertain them!

[The crowd cheers]

Lover: Not because I stand here talking crab. I don't know about you but I don't want to show my face just so the boss can see me. Do you want to do a great show? Do it for the people not for you!

[The crowd cheers]

Lover: I see you sitting here without knowing what to say, but you still talking well I will ask you for a favor SHUT THE HELL UP, PLEASE!

[The crowd cheers]

[nicho]

*nicho gives lover a smile*

Nicho: now that!!!!

*nicho pauses*

Nicho: that was the biggest load of dribbled shit ive ever seen come out of someones mouth!

(crowed laugh)

Nicho: seriously, you are saying that when you go watch this show after the event, you actully turn off the TV when you are on?

(crowed laugh)

Nicho: incase you aint all there, ill give you a little tip, The entrance way is that way..

*nicho points to the entrance way*

Nicho: it is also a exit... GET THE FUCK OUT!

(crowed cheer)

Nicho: you dont like out ring promos, then get walking, no one is asking you to be out here, and did i hear you correct by you saying.. your entertaining and you bring something different to this company??

Lover: yeah!

Nicho: well kid im still learning, but even i know that your speaking out of your ass! You got a long way to go buddy!

Lover: didnt you hear e the first time... SHUT THE HELL UP!

*nicho has abit of a laugh and goes to ringside and jumps the fence and sits in the front row where fans are going mad and chanting his name*

*after about 5 minutes the NI-CHO-Z chants just wont stop... he raises the mic to his mouth with fasns screaming behidn him and pretty much jumping on his as he is sitting with fans*

Nicho: you see lover, when you tell me to shut the hell up, your telling all these boyz and galz to shut the hell up!

Lover: no i was talking to you!

Nicho: and when you talk to me, your talking to every damn duew fan because i represtent these people and i fight for these peopel, dammit i am one of them so tell me to shut the hell up aint gonna work because can you hear that lover???

*nicho puts the mic in the air*

(crowed: NI-CHO-Z, NI-CHO-Z, NI-CHO-Z)

*nicho looks back at lover with a cheeky grin*

Nicho: but ill leave you to it lover since you dont want me here.. ill see you monday champ.. good luck, cos your gonna need it!

*nicho chuks the mic in the ring and 'In the end' hits the speakers as nicho walks backwards through the crowed and not taking his eyes off lover*

[Mr. Lover]

Lover: Dude .... I am saying that when I go watch this show after the event, I'll turn off the TV when YOU are on!

[The crowd laughs]

Lover: You are saying the same things over, and over, and over again! And though thise people are kind enogh not to throl it in your face ... I am not, you are booooooring!

[The crowd laughs]

Lover: Thise people here .... They want the show to go on! They don't want you to stop talking coz you are here with them, but what about the ordinarily viewer? You are not in the hall with him do you? The millions are not just the people in the hall, dude. Some of them aren't here tonight but in fron of their TV. They won't take an autoghraf from you or from me after the show. And this here is nothing special for them. So what you are doing here .... Is not for the millions, dog. Its for you.

[The crowd laughs]

Lover: You are posing! Tomorrow we'll be in USA or London and when you do the same thing there, the people here won't fell it the same. For them won't be nothing special.

[The crowd laughs]

Lover: And while you are talking your bull to the people in the arena. They'll see the star in front of them. But when you are on the TV you are becoming just another Eminem wanna be.

[The crowd laughs]

Lover: When I come out here to pressent for the millions I don't do it just to show my face like you, I am doing it for every one in front of the TV ....

[The crowd cheers]

Lover: .... I am doing it for every one here in the hall!

[The crowd cheers]

Lover: And that my brother is the biggest reward for me.

[The crowd cheers]

Lover: Bigger than any of the titles you are gonna win.

[The crowd cheers]

Lover: Bigger than any of the matches you are going to participate.

[The crowd cheers]

Lover: Because if I bring even one smile, one smile! To some one out there that is watching me right now, I'll fell even reacher than the money Hare!

[The crowd cheers]

Lover: because the millions deserve to be happy!

[The crowd cheers. Lover go down the ring in front of one beautiful girl and kiss her hand.]

Lover: And by kissing this beauty's hand I kiss all of the beautifull ladies that is wathing us.

[The crowd goes crazy and Lover shake hands with some fan.]

Lover: By shaking hands with him I shake hands with ever smart man that is wathing us right now.

[The crowd give a masive cheer]

Lover: And by beating the day lights out of you I'll beat every single selfish SOB!

[Love goes backstage with a masive cheer]