Post by Disturbed on Dec 20, 2005 19:25:56 GMT 10
*Disturbed’s music hits the PA system and he comes down to the ring with his deathmatch title around his waist. His shirt is a muscle shirt, with the top of the shirt having rips in it, and on the back in writing that looks as if it has been scratched in is the words “Disturbed – Giving pain a whole new name.” He gets into the ring after grabbing a mic from the ring announcer. He lays his deathmatch title on the ground in front of him, and points to it*
Disturbed- My dear, sweet title. I don’t need to explain to you how much I love, need and treasure you. You are my pride and joy, my hope, my dreams, my child. But like all good parents they want to see their child perform, do well, succeed. And not just succeed, but accomplish incredible feats, not just tiny obstacles. It has been far too long since you and I, as a team, have come up against anything short of pathetic.
*Crowd clap in agreement*
Disturbed- And quite frankly I feel that if you don’t get an airing sometime soon in an event against some serious competition, you and I will both get deathmatch rust…
*Disturbed now turns his head to the crowd*
Disturbed- So here is what I propose. As I am sick of facing over-rated wrestlers in deathmatches, and it doesn’t seem like I’m about to face any one better any time soon, I am making a Disturbed Invitational!
*Huge cheer*
Disturbed- Only a select few will get the chance to compete in this tournament. I’m not going to go picking you willy nilly either. You have to have earnt it. It is too late to prove yourself to me now, as I already know the competitors. So the boys in the tech room, light up that titantron!
*The titantron comes up with a blue screen, and has each wrestlers face on it. The first face, which is Lemmy’s, engulfs the whole screen as Disturbed is about to explain the match.*
Disturbed- First up, Lemmy. No!
*A big cross goes across Lemmy’s face.*
Disturbed- While I’m on a role, I’ll get the obvious one’s out of the way. Lemmy, Jayle, Brett, Lover, Stone cold and Luda – NO!!!
*The crowd cheer at most of those names*
Disturbed- You are all far too stuck up, far too unworthy or far to unskilled to compete.
*The screen now has all of those people’s heads crossed out.*
Disturbed- Now who’s next – Lance!
*Crowd cheer*
Disturbed- Mate, you are a dead set freak of nature. Take that as a compliment or an insult, just don’t eat me!
*Crowd laugh*
Disturbed- Now you are huge, and you look like deathmatch material, but quite frankly, I don’t feel that you’ve earnt it. You have not proved to me yet that you have what it takes to be in the Disturbed invitational, so I’m sorry Lance – NO!
*His face is now crossed*
Disturbed- Ok, Nicho Z..
*Crowd cheer*
Disturbed- Back from injury and everything, ready to go and ready to get to the top. Nicho, You’ve proven to me time and time again, you can wrestle, but You have yet to prove to me you are any good for a deathmatch…
*Crowd booo*
Disturbed- So now’s your chance to prove it to me. Your in!
*Nicho’s face gets a tick next to it, and the crowd cheer and scream with delight*
Disturbed- Mr. Howard... As much as I respect you I’m sure you’ll be grateful for my decision – NO!
*His name gets crossed out*
Disturbed- Next up – PYRO! Holy hell that’s one giant freak!
*Crowd laugh*
Disturbed- Well, I was talking to Jonny earlier, and he informed me that this man has unbelievable in-ring talent, and he was one of the hardest competitors yet. Hell Pyro, Your in, only coz I wanna prove Jonny wrong!
*The crowd laugh and cheer, as Pyro gets a tick next to his name*
Disturbed- JOSEPH MALONE – If there isn’t a more worthy compedator I’m not the deathmatch champ. Your in for sure, dude!
*Huge cheer as Joey’s name gets a tick next to it*
Disturbed- Jonny Stripes – Mate as much as I respect ya’, at Boxing Day Bash, when the final of this competition is, you will undoubtedly still be holding and defending your World Title, and I don’t want you any lower than 100% for your match. So sorry Jonny – NO!
*Cross next to Jonny’s name*
Disturbed- Next…Ah, My dear brother Animal.
*Huge cheer*
Disturbed- My first competitor ever for the deathmatch title. I came out on top and haven’t stopped going since. But can you change my steady ascent upwards, Who knows, but you do have a chance to see if you can, you’re in buddy!
*Massive cheer as Animal gets a tick next to his name*
Disturbed- And last but not least our most famous aboriginal wrestler here on DUEW Jimmy!
*Big cheer*
Disturbed- If there’s one thing I respect more than anything else it is sticking up for others, no matter what the cost may be. Your in, this could be your rise to the top son, so use it wisely!
*Huge cheer*
Disturbed- Now I guess you’re all wondering how you will go about competing in these matches? Well here is how it’s going to work. Animal, Nicho Z, Joey, Pyro and Jimmy, you will all be competing in a deathmatch!
*Big cheer*
Disturbed- But of course, in the Disturbed way, there will be some twists. Only four of you will be competing. One of you is already through to the final. Who you may ask – well that will be answered shortly. The other 4 will be competing in two separate matches. One of the matches will be a hell in a 2 x 4 barbed wire cell. As you know, a 2 x 4 wrapped in barbed wire is my weapon of choice, and so I thought, if they’re going to prove to me that they are worth competing against me for the deathmatch title, they better get used to being hurt by 2 x 4’s wrapped in barbed wire! So it is not going to be your average cell. The cell will be made my a whole lot of 2 x 4 planks of wood, and the inside as well as the top will be wrapped in barbed wire!
*huge cheer*
Disturbed- How do you win? HOWEVER THE HELL YOU WANT!
*Massive cheer!*
Disturbed- The other match will be quite different. Thin Lizzies, my other pride any joy, my life’s work ,will be put to the test. I have finally, after many months, completed all the renovations. All of these renovations were made to be deathmatch friendly, so I want to put that to the test. The doors are made of steel, the windows are bullet proof, and there are many traps and weapons to be found inside the bar. The other two will be having an old fashioned slog around my bar, thin lizzies, using whatever they want in it however they want. How do you win? Well it’s going to be a last man standing match!
*Huge cheer*
Disturbed- Think of all the strategies to get your opponent down for ten seconds in a bar! Pool sticks, bottles, getting him pissed so he can’t stand straight – oh right, I said no over-rated wrestlers so with the beer drinkers out that’s unlikely.
*Huge cheer and laughter*
Disturbed- And then, at Boxing day bash, it will be a fatal four way for my title! The winner from the first match, the winner from the second match, the mystery person who passes my little test and me, the champion, DISTURBED!
*Massive cheer*
Disturbed- So now, about that person who qualifies automatically. As you know, I can’t stand a lot of the people that I didn’t allow into my invitational. So the first person that has been selected to be in the match that grabs a 2 x 4, such as the one under the ring right now, and draws blood from one of the people that has been knocked out, will be immune from the first round and into the final. GO!
OOC- The first time i posted this, no one replied until twelve hours later - Animal. So technically animal has already won immunity - but i'll mix it up a bit. The next time I check, which will probs be 12 hours, if no one has replied to the immunity, Animal retains his immunity. Also, as this is explaining rules, does it count for one of my posts or not? I know I have 5 so I'm not worried bout numbers, just curious. Cheers.
Disturbed- My dear, sweet title. I don’t need to explain to you how much I love, need and treasure you. You are my pride and joy, my hope, my dreams, my child. But like all good parents they want to see their child perform, do well, succeed. And not just succeed, but accomplish incredible feats, not just tiny obstacles. It has been far too long since you and I, as a team, have come up against anything short of pathetic.
*Crowd clap in agreement*
Disturbed- And quite frankly I feel that if you don’t get an airing sometime soon in an event against some serious competition, you and I will both get deathmatch rust…
*Disturbed now turns his head to the crowd*
Disturbed- So here is what I propose. As I am sick of facing over-rated wrestlers in deathmatches, and it doesn’t seem like I’m about to face any one better any time soon, I am making a Disturbed Invitational!
*Huge cheer*
Disturbed- Only a select few will get the chance to compete in this tournament. I’m not going to go picking you willy nilly either. You have to have earnt it. It is too late to prove yourself to me now, as I already know the competitors. So the boys in the tech room, light up that titantron!
*The titantron comes up with a blue screen, and has each wrestlers face on it. The first face, which is Lemmy’s, engulfs the whole screen as Disturbed is about to explain the match.*
Disturbed- First up, Lemmy. No!
*A big cross goes across Lemmy’s face.*
Disturbed- While I’m on a role, I’ll get the obvious one’s out of the way. Lemmy, Jayle, Brett, Lover, Stone cold and Luda – NO!!!
*The crowd cheer at most of those names*
Disturbed- You are all far too stuck up, far too unworthy or far to unskilled to compete.
*The screen now has all of those people’s heads crossed out.*
Disturbed- Now who’s next – Lance!
*Crowd cheer*
Disturbed- Mate, you are a dead set freak of nature. Take that as a compliment or an insult, just don’t eat me!
*Crowd laugh*
Disturbed- Now you are huge, and you look like deathmatch material, but quite frankly, I don’t feel that you’ve earnt it. You have not proved to me yet that you have what it takes to be in the Disturbed invitational, so I’m sorry Lance – NO!
*His face is now crossed*
Disturbed- Ok, Nicho Z..
*Crowd cheer*
Disturbed- Back from injury and everything, ready to go and ready to get to the top. Nicho, You’ve proven to me time and time again, you can wrestle, but You have yet to prove to me you are any good for a deathmatch…
*Crowd booo*
Disturbed- So now’s your chance to prove it to me. Your in!
*Nicho’s face gets a tick next to it, and the crowd cheer and scream with delight*
Disturbed- Mr. Howard... As much as I respect you I’m sure you’ll be grateful for my decision – NO!
*His name gets crossed out*
Disturbed- Next up – PYRO! Holy hell that’s one giant freak!
*Crowd laugh*
Disturbed- Well, I was talking to Jonny earlier, and he informed me that this man has unbelievable in-ring talent, and he was one of the hardest competitors yet. Hell Pyro, Your in, only coz I wanna prove Jonny wrong!
*The crowd laugh and cheer, as Pyro gets a tick next to his name*
Disturbed- JOSEPH MALONE – If there isn’t a more worthy compedator I’m not the deathmatch champ. Your in for sure, dude!
*Huge cheer as Joey’s name gets a tick next to it*
Disturbed- Jonny Stripes – Mate as much as I respect ya’, at Boxing Day Bash, when the final of this competition is, you will undoubtedly still be holding and defending your World Title, and I don’t want you any lower than 100% for your match. So sorry Jonny – NO!
*Cross next to Jonny’s name*
Disturbed- Next…Ah, My dear brother Animal.
*Huge cheer*
Disturbed- My first competitor ever for the deathmatch title. I came out on top and haven’t stopped going since. But can you change my steady ascent upwards, Who knows, but you do have a chance to see if you can, you’re in buddy!
*Massive cheer as Animal gets a tick next to his name*
Disturbed- And last but not least our most famous aboriginal wrestler here on DUEW Jimmy!
*Big cheer*
Disturbed- If there’s one thing I respect more than anything else it is sticking up for others, no matter what the cost may be. Your in, this could be your rise to the top son, so use it wisely!
*Huge cheer*
Disturbed- Now I guess you’re all wondering how you will go about competing in these matches? Well here is how it’s going to work. Animal, Nicho Z, Joey, Pyro and Jimmy, you will all be competing in a deathmatch!
*Big cheer*
Disturbed- But of course, in the Disturbed way, there will be some twists. Only four of you will be competing. One of you is already through to the final. Who you may ask – well that will be answered shortly. The other 4 will be competing in two separate matches. One of the matches will be a hell in a 2 x 4 barbed wire cell. As you know, a 2 x 4 wrapped in barbed wire is my weapon of choice, and so I thought, if they’re going to prove to me that they are worth competing against me for the deathmatch title, they better get used to being hurt by 2 x 4’s wrapped in barbed wire! So it is not going to be your average cell. The cell will be made my a whole lot of 2 x 4 planks of wood, and the inside as well as the top will be wrapped in barbed wire!
*huge cheer*
Disturbed- How do you win? HOWEVER THE HELL YOU WANT!
*Massive cheer!*
Disturbed- The other match will be quite different. Thin Lizzies, my other pride any joy, my life’s work ,will be put to the test. I have finally, after many months, completed all the renovations. All of these renovations were made to be deathmatch friendly, so I want to put that to the test. The doors are made of steel, the windows are bullet proof, and there are many traps and weapons to be found inside the bar. The other two will be having an old fashioned slog around my bar, thin lizzies, using whatever they want in it however they want. How do you win? Well it’s going to be a last man standing match!
*Huge cheer*
Disturbed- Think of all the strategies to get your opponent down for ten seconds in a bar! Pool sticks, bottles, getting him pissed so he can’t stand straight – oh right, I said no over-rated wrestlers so with the beer drinkers out that’s unlikely.
*Huge cheer and laughter*
Disturbed- And then, at Boxing day bash, it will be a fatal four way for my title! The winner from the first match, the winner from the second match, the mystery person who passes my little test and me, the champion, DISTURBED!
*Massive cheer*
Disturbed- So now, about that person who qualifies automatically. As you know, I can’t stand a lot of the people that I didn’t allow into my invitational. So the first person that has been selected to be in the match that grabs a 2 x 4, such as the one under the ring right now, and draws blood from one of the people that has been knocked out, will be immune from the first round and into the final. GO!
OOC- The first time i posted this, no one replied until twelve hours later - Animal. So technically animal has already won immunity - but i'll mix it up a bit. The next time I check, which will probs be 12 hours, if no one has replied to the immunity, Animal retains his immunity. Also, as this is explaining rules, does it count for one of my posts or not? I know I have 5 so I'm not worried bout numbers, just curious. Cheers.
