Mr. Lover
Level 8
The Cazanova of DUEW!
Posts: 460
|
Post by Mr. Lover on Dec 21, 2005 5:28:43 GMT 10
[The hall is lightened by many lights in different colors. After the music starts Mr. Lover comes out attended by 9 beautiful ladies. He pose on the ramp, step on the ring and all ladies start to dance. Mr. Lover greet the audience from the top rope under many fireworks and he start to dance with the ladies. After few moments the music stop and the ladies kiss him for good luck. The ladies go back stage. Mr. Lover gets a mic and starts talking.]
Mr. Lover: Hey, YOOOO!
[The audience cheers.]
Mr. Lover: What's up, Yo?
[The audience cheers.]
Mr. Lover: I am no my way to face on of your favourite wrestlers and one of my freands. No other than Nicho Z!
[The audience cheers.]
Mr. Lover: yeah, he is cool! I mean we are both want to make a hell of a show. We both are cheered by cool people.
[The audience cheers.]
Mr. Lover: But the major diferenses are: First when he sees Mr. H his balls go in and stays there till the boss leave the room. And second that when he sees title he do anything to get it.
[The audience cheers.]
Mr. Lover: Now Maybe what I am gonna propose may by won't bring you the title, Nicho! But I am sure it will be very entertaining, and the millions are gonna love it! And that's what maters most!
[The audience cheers.]
Mr. Lover: You see I can see you can rap ....
[The audience cheers.]
Mr. Lover: And I used to be a singer ....
[The audience cheers even louder.]
Mr. Lover: So why don't you come out here ......
[The audience cheers so strong that Lover mic is about to turn off.]
Mr. Lover: And have a little rap batle for them?
[Lover throls the mic coz even if he tries to speak no one will hear him from the audience cheers. The audience goes crazy.]
|
|
|
|
Post by nicho on Dec 21, 2005 21:06:00 GMT 10
*as the crowed is going crazy "in the end" hits the speakers and the crowed cheer even louder.. as the music is playing for a while the crowed begin to wuiet down but suddently the crowed go crazy again as the camera sees nicho coming down through th crowed and everyone jumping on top of him and nicho is making a effort to tap the people.... after a good 5 minutes Nicho adventully makes it to the ring and then "NI-CHO-Z" chanst echo around the arena louder then usuall*
Nicho: OOHH THA CHAMP IZZZ HERREEEEEEE!!!!!
(crowed roar)
*the noise calms down after a few minutes*
Nicho: well lover, top that!!!
(crowed cheer)
Nicho: nah just playing bro!
*lover has a little smile on his face*
Nicho: so you use to be a singer ay? so what makes u think you can rap?
Lover: Well i just have a feeling that i ggot something in me that could out do your rapping skills!
*nicho has a little laugh*
Nicho: alright bro, since you called me out here so prepared about it all, you freestyle first... lets see what you got dawg!!!
(the crowed cheer)
Nicho: you can be as abusive as you want, no offence will eb atking!
Lover: i dont really care what you think
(crowed laughs and so does nicho)
Nicho: alright champ... show us what you got?
*the crowed pause and wait for lover*
|
|
Mr. Lover
Level 8
The Cazanova of DUEW!
Posts: 460
|
Post by Mr. Lover on Dec 22, 2005 4:17:19 GMT 10
Lover: Uhh~ just before to start. Lets be clear to the rules. [The crowd cheers] Lover: Just I don't want to hear from you "Dude that was cheating!" when I beat you. [The crowd cheers] Lover: Every plear is going to have 3 chanses to rap. First is player one, non other than yours truely. [The crowd cheers] Lover: Then is player two, the me again and etc. till everyone run out from chanses. The rap should be no longer than 10 sentence The the juge will say who wins. Nicho: Who is going to be the reff? Love: The millions of course! [The crowd cheers] Nicho: Ok you can start! Lover: I will, I will! [The music starts and so do Lover] Lover: Christmas in Lover style!
All the ladies going wil'
Singing bells a rig a ding ding
People love when Lover sing
Silen night is so bright
Lover is rapping tonight!
You can seеk
but you can't find better than Torrie's gift!
Now I leaving you to Nicho Z
coz I want his abasement to see. [Lover steps back in a rap steps.] Lover: Your turn champ! Nicho: That was sad man! Lover: Then show me how you do it! [The crowd cheers] |
|
|
|
Post by Jonny Stripes on Dec 22, 2005 10:56:19 GMT 10
Lmao! You left out a P dude, lol |
|
Luda
Level 3
Posts: 36
|
Post by Luda on Dec 22, 2005 15:24:18 GMT 10
*Just as Lover is about to start, Luda's music hits the speakers and the crowd let out a huge booo. He walks out in his usual attire holding a mic*
Lover- what do you want?
Luda- It's a battle rap my tag team catastrophy! Now I wqanna show you Luda's skills!
Lover- No friggin way I...
Nicho- Dude, lets see what he can do!
Lover- fine, go on then, hurry up and embarass yourself so I can continue RAPING.(OOc- lol)
Luda- Well here's Lover and nicho having a battle rap
To bad for the millions that these posers are crap
And lucky for ya'll that Luda came out
So I can get some props and here ya'll shout
I say Lover's gay but you can't see the links
Theo nly thing you gotta see is that this man is wearing pink!
These two are an embarrasment, it really is quite sad
And when their match is over I'm sure you'll all be glad
And then Stripes and me are fightin' for gold
And it will be in with the new and out with the old
See Jonny couldn't fight to save his life
*Crowd booo*
Hey atleats I ain't bagging on him for havin' a man as a wife!
*Huge boo*
When it's all finished I will have won by far
Coz the winner of this match will be Luda da Duda!
*Luda drops the mic and walks off, Lover and Nicho lookin' impressed.*
|
|
Mr. Lover
Level 8
The Cazanova of DUEW!
Posts: 460
|
Post by Mr. Lover on Dec 22, 2005 19:46:30 GMT 10
Lmao! You left out a P dude, lol Sorry! It seems that my English still need to be updated.  |
|
|
|
Post by Matt Hare on Dec 22, 2005 19:57:18 GMT 10
**As Luda is walking backstage, orange, green and purple lights begin to flash over the crowd and "Alright" hits the speakers. Out walks Matt 'The Money' Hare, dressed up in homie clothes. Wearing a shiny yellow Wu-Tang shirt, white sneakers, a sideways baseball cap and shiny silver pants, he stands on the titan-tron stage laughing**Matt Hare: Yo yo shibbidy wibbidy whabbidy bing!!! **The crowd boo, as Nicho and Lover look unimpressed**Matt Hare: What's a good ol' rap battle without the greatest poet -who doesn't even know it- in DUEW? Nicho "Z": A good rap battle... Matt Hare: Shit your pie hole, fat boy! Lover: How 'bout you shut up!? you haven't got anything to do with this! Matt Hare: Yes I do. I could beat both your asses in a rap battle... Nicho "Z": Show us then, bro! Matt Hare: DJ, spin us a beat. **As some hip-hop beats sound over the speakers, Matt Hare starts to do a little homie dance, moving his hands to the beat**Matt Hare: You two homies fighting over the belt,
You both got nothin'
And Lover has as much of a chance with Nicho as a banana muffin.
I've been in the ring with this whigga,
He's certainly no board game
But his moves in the ring are just like he is - lame!
And Lover's nothing special
You're such a freakin' clowner
And not to mention,
I've seen better heads on a downer!!
You say you got 9 of Lovers Babies,
Hell, those titties are so fake
I'm not even sure they're all ladies.
So what you waiting for, Nicho?
Give us a rhyme...
Coz the Pay-Per-View is coming
And we're fucking running out of time!
We haven't got THAT much air space,
Definately not enough to keep showing that ugly face,
So get it over and done with
People are sick of you'se being out here
Lover's gotta get back to his "ladies"
Fuckin' queer!
**Hare pops his t-shirt and drops the mic as he walks backstage, leaving Lover and Nicho in the ring, ready for the rap battle**
|
|
|
|
Post by nicho on Dec 22, 2005 22:59:12 GMT 10
*nicho has a smile on his face* (crowed are booing) Nicho: Hare, i must admit that was pritty good bro!.. but i belive that this is between me and lover so both you chumps can keep on walking backstage! (crowed cheer) Lover: comon nicho stop dragging this on, show us what you got! Nicho: alright bro *nicho shrugs his shoulders a stretches his arms for abit of a joke and the crowed laugh* Nicho:Yo you call yourself lover and you have 9 chicks
When you pull there pants down they really got dicks!
Hare runs down thinking his all big and tough
The only other thing bigger is his mums hairy muff!
We also got luda, no one cares what he sed
He can go choke on a shit sandwhich with no bread!
When i win this is what you will say i was like,
an arrogant fool, no not the badest or cool,
Just a big fish caught up in the shallowest pool
Lover its down to us, one on one
The winner will be the great one!
No it aint gonna be you chump
you call yourself a lover but your really a lump!
people call me a giant homie
but im really a giant whistle so go ahead and blow me! *the crowed cheer as nicho 'Z" waits for the reply from lover* |
|
Mr. Lover
Level 8
The Cazanova of DUEW!
Posts: 460
|
Post by Mr. Lover on Dec 23, 2005 9:09:52 GMT 10
Lover: I am not realy sure what happend before you start. I mean it seems that there are more than one singer inthe house. [The crowd cheers] Lover: Though .... I am not sure some one invited them, in to the batle. But its not a big deal. They did show their best. [The crowd cheers] Lover: Hey, Yo! Lover is back!
So step the fuck back!
And listen to my track!
I looked like shoot down when you told me!
It's not my fault all those women want me!
Nicho, was Auzzie champ twice,
but dog the time is not just right.
So you better quit,
coz your mouth smell like shit!
Now I'll knock you on the mat,
coz what you just said was nothing but a crab.
I'll tell you what I am all about,
but I'll need all my homies here to help me out!
So wave your hands in the air!
Wave them like you don't care!
Did Stone Cold said HELL YEAH? |
|
|
|
Post by Matt Hare on Dec 23, 2005 12:28:59 GMT 10
OOC:
Tsk Tsk Tsk....John Cena
**cough**Spanky**cough**
|
|
|
|
Post by nicho on Dec 23, 2005 20:39:52 GMT 10
*Nicho smiles and ha sabit of a laugh to himself* Nicho: not bad not bad! *lover gets a little cocky* Nicho: Lover its funny how you look exactly like Spanky the resemblance is sad, someone please get me a hanky!!! When nicho 'Z" comes out can you hear the noise, the crowed Erupt When i beat you, you will be like eric bishoff in the year 2000... BANKRUPT! Lover all your here for is to show off and to pose! I bet you pay all your 9 ladies big dollars just to keep there legs closed! Nicho 'Z' is going to be a 3 time aussie champ, there is no doubt Once i defeat you these fans will be telling you to Get the Fuck Out! This Match is already over and it hasnt even started Im gonna beat you so bad after your gonna be mantally retarted! *crowed laugh and cheer for nicho 'Z" as he stares lover down* |
|
Mr. Lover
Level 8
The Cazanova of DUEW!
Posts: 460
|
Post by Mr. Lover on Dec 24, 2005 23:45:20 GMT 10
OOC- Hehehehe ;D ;D ;D ;D If he can use Cina, I can use Spanky! Nicho- why did you go for how Lover looks? I didn't said a thing that Nicho look just like Cina! Lover: When I came here I wanted to show I am the best,
But I staied one from the rest.
And one day guess.....
I was puted through one test.
And when I pass I get a belt on my chest.
Day, after day....
Everyone stand on my way....
But I smiled and say:
"This is great, though Joey is gay."
Since that day on I carried my belts
I was putted through cells
but I am still here listening the bells |
|
|
|
Post by nicho on Dec 25, 2005 0:46:03 GMT 10
(OOC- just had a ryme, that line was from another person, n it fitted well with the rap! ;-) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Lover: yo can you dig that homie??? *nicho has a cheeky smile as this is his last rap before the crowed pick who the winner is* Nicho: Now all you wanna do is get drunk and pounce, You should change your name to fire cos im gonna stomp you out! You say you are here just for fun, After Boxing day bash, youre gonna be over done! You've run your mouth out here all night and spoke nothing but Lies, Yo man have a shower your meant to attract ladies, Not Flies! So i hope you can wrestle thinking about girls sitting on your lap, I hope your a better wrestler then rapper, because you cant rap for crap! So you better go kiss your 9 ladies now for good luck, be careful because once im in that ring i just dont give a f*ck! I aint hare, I aint pyro, i aint luda,.. Im NICHO "Z", Im gonna win that aussie title by pinning your ass 1..2... (crowed: TTHHRREEEE) Nicho: THREEE! (crowed cheer and chant NI-CHO-Z) |
|
Mr. Lover
Level 8
The Cazanova of DUEW!
Posts: 460
|
Post by Mr. Lover on Dec 26, 2005 3:00:57 GMT 10
OOC- OK .... Now The superstars will say which post was the best. Mine or Nicho's. Hare and Luda doesn't count, coz they make only one. If the did three as me and Nicho they would be in the batle too. However you should just wright your vote. You can also wright why you chosed it but is not necessary. Enjoy!
|
|
