Time for changes

[Luda]

*Luda comes out to the ring in his usual ring attire, with a yellow fur coat on. On the back it says "The colour of gold". He gets into the ring and grabs a mic as the crowds boos die down.*

Luda- Jonny, I know that you think you are top shit, and that you can beat any wrestler alive, and that you are a history maker, and that you are prt of the best stable ever and that you really do believe you a real boy...

*Crowd boo*

Luda- But Jonny I don't buy it. If you and your bum buddies BOD were't around...

*Huge cheer*

Luda- Thsi would be a whole diffrent scenario! I mean come on, Brothers of destruction! how original, playa. That is almost as lame a name as L and L...

*Crowd boo*

Luda- And as ADDU will be a time for change, you know, new people, new matches, new world champions...

*Crowd boo*

Luda- It's time BOD got a new name. I propose Boring, Overated and Dillusional!

*Huge booo*

Luda- I mean come on, you lot are as boring as bat shit, coming out here doin' the same thing week in week out! It just drives me crazy!

*Huge boo*

Luda- And boy are you over-rated!! Everyone thinks you are top shit, and they are partly correwct, you aren't top, but you sure are shit!

*Huge boo*

Luda- And dillusional fits in nicely with overated, as you are all so blind to the fact that you are this way! I mean c'mon, you got some yankee wanna bee, you got a dude who was dropped on his head at birth and owns a bar and you have a no-show known as animal. Quite frankly Jonny, with that as a group, you are as good as gone!

*Huge booo*

[Mr. Lover]

[The hall is lightened by many lights in different colors. After the music starts Mr. Lover comes out attended by 9 beautiful ladies. He pose on the ramp, step on the ring and all ladies start to dance. Mr. Lover greet the audience from the top rope under many fireworks and he start to dance with the ladies. After few moments the music stop and the ladies kiss him for good luck. The ladies go back stage. Mr. Lover gets a mic and starts talking.]

Mr. Lover: Hey, YOOOO!

[The audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: What's up champ?

[The audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: What the hell are you doing, man?

[Luda is about to answer when Lover stops him.]

Mr. Lover: Stop thinking for stupid names for BOD. And start thinking how are we two going to team up!

[Lover hit Luda's forehead whit a finger. The audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: BOD wont give you the win! BOD wont make you lose. Hell I don't think BOD are going to watch this match.

[The audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: The last couple of times we two meet on the ring its always end bad for the both of us. So tell me Ainshtain! How can we fix this?

[The audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: Come on! You said you are the brain! Now show it!

[The audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: Coz the last two thinks you showed was only what a joke you are.

[The audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: I am sitting in front of you and thinking how am I going to make great show with such a goofy ass like you.

[The audience cheers.]

[Jonny Stripes]

"Born in the USA" blasts out of the speakers and Jonny Stripes comes out, title over his shoulder, black sunnies giving off a shiny glare in the light and a slight smirk hovering on his face. He walks down to the ring and asks for a mike from the announcer

Jonny: "Lover, I always knew you were stupid but why the hell is it you want to help this asshole beat me? Why the hell do you want to help him, huh?"

Lover: "Well..."

Jonny: "What? You are doing it for the millions? I don't want to hear that bullshit anymore Lover. The millions this, I am a man of the millions that, you are just posing Lover. Why have you got to let everyone know you love the fans so much? They arent dumb, they can tell if you like them! A five year old doesnt know if someone loves them if they don't say it, but this is a crowd of adults and children. They can all tell by your actions if you love them or not. Well Lover, by helping this guy you are just showing what a phony you are. I thought I could trust you enough to not try and tamper with my matches but I guess I was wrong"

The crowd cheers

Jonny: "So I guess if you want to help him, you agree with his little speel then. Well listen up L & L, cos class is in session"

Jonny takes off his glasses and throws them at Ludas face, striking him above the eye

Jonny: "Now you pieces of shit, listen in. Now Lover, lets review what you said about BOD. "Hell, I don't think BOD can win" . Well Hell, if the great Lover said it it has to be 100% true, doesnt it? Open your ears you little weasel, if you say something it don't mean a damn thing. We cannot win can we? Lets see now, Jonny Stripes is a 3 time World Champ, 1 Time Aussie and Deathmatch champ and 2 time tag champ. I am undefeated as a tag team with Animal! I held every title at the one time and what have you done? Wow, you got the Aussie belt and the tag strap. Well the only reason you still got those belts is because you havent defended either of them yet. And Luda, what the hell have you done? You have done even less to entertain these people, to make them respect you. And you have done even less to make your fellow wrestlers respect you. In short, what gives you two the right to come out here and predict the end of BOD? Nothing does because you are nobodies!"

The crowd cheers again

Jonny: "And Luda, you think I wouldn't be here today without BOD? Well you are absolutely right! You see BOD values each member that is in it, what each person has done for the team. You see that is how teams are meant to treat each other, not like you two. Letting Luda get brutalised while you stand around back doing nothing about it. And then when you do get off your ass to help you dont see that he is ok, you come out and give Lance a good talking to. You two are as compatible to each other as the Beer Drinkers are to sobriety. And then you come out here, and predict the end of the greatest team this fed has seen. Well, you two must know, seeing as you have such great knowledge in how to function as a tag team. Ducking out on your partner, leaving your partner for dead and not really getting that you don't like each other. Yep, I would say you two morons are the least qualified of everyone who has ever said that BOD will fall to pieces. So, heres to you two, fuckers!"

Jonny gives Luda and Lover the finger and goes to leave the ring, the crowd cheering wildly

[Luda]

*Jonny leaves the ring and Lover and Luda are left standing beside one another*

Luda- now that that punk-ass is gone, it is tiem for me to deal wiht you once and for all!

*He glares at Lover*

Luda- I dunno if it's the steroids, the caffeine tablets or the viagra that is screwin' wit' your brain but you just don't seem to get the point, do ya'!

*Big boo*

Luda- See Lover, you think two things that are entirley untrue. Firstly, you believe you are better than me. You come out here, tellin' me you can help save my ass and tapping me on the head with your finger. Well Lover if that happens again I will KICK your ass and shove that goddam finger of your's where the sun don't shine, you got it?

*huge booo*

Luda- And secondly, you think I give a damn about you. You reall think I still care about you, still want L & L to go down in the history books. Well you are right Lover, I do want L & L to go down in the history books... As the shortest running stable in the history of pro wrestling!

*Huge boo*

Lover- but Luda I thought...

Luda- No you pea brained stick dicked son of a bitch you thought wrong. I don't wanna talk to you, I don't wanna see you, I don't want you to back me up, I don't want to liek you and I don't EVER want to hear the Letters L & L ever again.

*Luda picks up his tag title*

Luda- Since day one you have basked in the glory of MY success, folding the other half of my title while I train hard and you jerk off.

Lover- you have gotta be joking...

Luda- No I am not joking you pussy, and Ican prove thsi point. Unliek alot of the things you say I can back this statement up. I have a shot for the World title thsi week in one of the biggest PPV's ever. And what do you have? VERY LITTLE, much liek certain parts of your anatomy...

*Huge boo*

*Luda begins to walk off but stops and turns aroudn to face Lover again*

Luda- And incase you didn't understand, Lover, I am sick and tired or sharing the lime light with you. Next week, I will have my own title, for my own self and for my own glory. I no longer want or need this piece of crap, especially with you!

*Luda slams the belt down onto the rign and spits on it as his music starts and he storms out of the arena. Lover looks down at the belt as if it is an injured child, and is almost weepingt at the sight of it.*

[Mr. Lover]

[Lover stands on the ring like he is from ice.]

Lover: Well .... First of alll Jonny! I think you are sooooo~ drunken you can see me. What I said was "Hell I don't think BOD are going to watch this match.". And with that I wanted to say that I don't give a damn who will win the tag match this week. And ,man I didn't even mention your match with this goofy ass over here!

[The crowd cheers]

Lover: If you think I don't just LOVE THE MILLIONS and that I am posing then you are damn wrong man! I do what ever I can to hear "OH SHIT" or "LOVER, LOVER, LOVER" from them. That the reason to become wrestler. Not the fame, nighter the money, but the crowd!

[The crowd cheers]

Lover: If you think I am cheering for this pease of shit, then you hit your head very, very hard. Since I am here I respects you and BOD. And even though I lost some of the respest after "THE PERFECT BODDY" thing I am still your friend. I am not sure if you missunderstood me or just angry coz I beated Animal, then Dizz. But I don't have nothing against you.

[The crowd cheers]

Lover: And you little SOB! [to Luda] If you are so wrong I don't think i am better, I KNOW IT!

[The crowd cheers]

Lover: I WANTED TO STAY FRIENDS AFTER YOU LEAVE ME DOWN SO MANY TIMES AND YOU JUST PLAIED GREAT AGAIN. I'LL TAKE THAT TITLE AND NOT BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO WIN MY MATCH, BUT BECAUSE IT WAS MY ON FIRST PLAYS!!!!

[The crowd cheers]

Lover: YOU DIDN'T WORKED AT ALL!!! I WON THE TITLES!!! I WAS THE ONE WHO WDID WHAT HE CAN. AND YOU, YOU JUST USED DRUGS.

[The crowd cheers]

Lover: YOU ARE A JUNKY! NOT A WORLD CHAMP!!! AND I'LL DO WHAT EVER I CAN NOT TO SEE YOU WITH THE BELT!!!

[The crowd cheers. Lover take the other belt.]