Post by Luda on Dec 23, 2005 16:18:46 GMT 10
*Luda is standing on a stage, shouting out a rap as the small crowd cheer madly. The stage is in a small, underground bar with a thick layer of smoke covering hovering in the air.*
Luda- Yo Jonny you betta' watch out
Coz' I'm bout' ta' punch yo' lights out!
You think you got me but you don't got shit
You couldn't hurt me one little bit!
I'm quicker than quick sand, smoother than wood
And you'll get knocked out if yo' step into my hood!
*As Luda continues, Animal, Jonny and Disturbed enter the bar, unaware Luda is rapping. Luda continues, no one takes much attention of the trio.*
Jonny- Great, another rap bar, I've heard enough raps for one day. Let's get a drink and then get our asses out.
*The trio approach the bar and order a drink as Luda continues*
Luda- You see all my fella's and my ladies
Finally I'm free from Lover and his babies...
*The trio look at one another and then look up onto the stage to see Luda rapping. They sit back and watch as he continues*
Luda- All that lot was keepin' me from the final
But now I'm on track to win the title!
Ey, yer you heard me right
I'd kill any of those DUEW punks in a fight
And if you don't believe come to boxing day bash
But be weary as it'll cost you a shit load o' cash
And here's a tip for all my brothers and homies
Pay a little tip and you can get a ticket dats phoney!
And now its time to end this shit
But beware Jonny coz' like a blind man readin' I'm FEELIN' IT!
*The crowd let out a huge cheer as jonny and the rest of BOD stand up*
Jonny- Well you cant rap and thats a fact
I'd beat you any day you...umm..you...you dirty rat!
*The crowd all turn and look at Jonny as silence comes over the bar. After about five seconds the crowd burst into laughter.*
Jonny- So what, rapping isn't my forte'!
Luda- By the looks of things neither is making a good first impression!
*Crowd laugh*
Luda- See title raper, you may have your fans out in the arena, but got fans who appreciate me for what I am, not what I pretend to be!
Jonny- I don't pretend to be anything!
Luda- Oh no, sorry capt'n America, I didn't realise that your heroic ways were all genuine!
Jonny- And I didn't realise how much of a prick you are!
*All of the fans turn and glare at Jonny, and begin to advance on him and BOD. BOD stand back to back to protect one another from the advancing crowd. They are just about to strike until Luda yells out over the mic..*
Luda- Yo homies, let em go. I got his ass this week! And jonny, either you leave now or we can have a small handicap match right here right now. Me and my boys vs you and your delinquents!
*jonny motions at BOD and they leave the bar. As they leave Luda begins rapping again*
Luda- See there goes my competition
Tail between his legs
With his mate Disturbed who's had a few too many chair shots to the head!
And that pathetic dude they call Animal
He's living off his friends as if he were a cannibal!
*Huge cheers heard as BOD walk out of earshot from the hyped up crowd.*
Luda- Yo Jonny you betta' watch out
Coz' I'm bout' ta' punch yo' lights out!
You think you got me but you don't got shit
You couldn't hurt me one little bit!
I'm quicker than quick sand, smoother than wood
And you'll get knocked out if yo' step into my hood!
*As Luda continues, Animal, Jonny and Disturbed enter the bar, unaware Luda is rapping. Luda continues, no one takes much attention of the trio.*
Jonny- Great, another rap bar, I've heard enough raps for one day. Let's get a drink and then get our asses out.
*The trio approach the bar and order a drink as Luda continues*
Luda- You see all my fella's and my ladies
Finally I'm free from Lover and his babies...
*The trio look at one another and then look up onto the stage to see Luda rapping. They sit back and watch as he continues*
Luda- All that lot was keepin' me from the final
But now I'm on track to win the title!
Ey, yer you heard me right
I'd kill any of those DUEW punks in a fight
And if you don't believe come to boxing day bash
But be weary as it'll cost you a shit load o' cash
And here's a tip for all my brothers and homies
Pay a little tip and you can get a ticket dats phoney!
And now its time to end this shit
But beware Jonny coz' like a blind man readin' I'm FEELIN' IT!
*The crowd let out a huge cheer as jonny and the rest of BOD stand up*
Jonny- Well you cant rap and thats a fact
I'd beat you any day you...umm..you...you dirty rat!
*The crowd all turn and look at Jonny as silence comes over the bar. After about five seconds the crowd burst into laughter.*
Jonny- So what, rapping isn't my forte'!
Luda- By the looks of things neither is making a good first impression!
*Crowd laugh*
Luda- See title raper, you may have your fans out in the arena, but got fans who appreciate me for what I am, not what I pretend to be!
Jonny- I don't pretend to be anything!
Luda- Oh no, sorry capt'n America, I didn't realise that your heroic ways were all genuine!
Jonny- And I didn't realise how much of a prick you are!
*All of the fans turn and glare at Jonny, and begin to advance on him and BOD. BOD stand back to back to protect one another from the advancing crowd. They are just about to strike until Luda yells out over the mic..*
Luda- Yo homies, let em go. I got his ass this week! And jonny, either you leave now or we can have a small handicap match right here right now. Me and my boys vs you and your delinquents!
*jonny motions at BOD and they leave the bar. As they leave Luda begins rapping again*
Luda- See there goes my competition
Tail between his legs
With his mate Disturbed who's had a few too many chair shots to the head!
And that pathetic dude they call Animal
He's living off his friends as if he were a cannibal!
*Huge cheers heard as BOD walk out of earshot from the hyped up crowd.*
