Post by Jonny Stripes on Dec 23, 2005 21:20:52 GMT 10
Jonny is walking backstage when he sees Luda with a posses of 3 people around him, all doing freestyle rapping. Jonny laughs and walks up to them, getting right in front of Luda
Jonny: "Wow Luda, nice rhymes. I guess you follow after your tag team partner Luda, ie. neither of you can put together a sentence unless it sounds the same as the end of the last one. That is a problem Luda, a fairly big one at that. You see, there is this thing called school and in it you learn a lot of things. For example, how to count. Like 1, 2, 3 thats how many World Titles I have one. Or 43, the number of matches I will have won at the end of Boxing Day Bash after I have beaten you. Then at school you also learn people skills, like how to deal with your fellow human beings. You see, getting a crowd of 20 thousand people booing you, it isnt the way to go. It is not a healthy social habit to have lots of people hating you all the time"
One of Ludas posses pushes Jonny but Jonny barely moves
Jonny: "Another thing, at school you learn how to make friends, not meet thugs. I guess when you werent at school because you were learning about police brutality because you were a fucking deliquent with no education whatsoever"
Posse Member 1: "Back up fool"
Jonny ignores the guy and continues his rant
Jonny: "Also at school they discourage name calling, though if that is one of the few things that you have in your vocab, I cannot blame you. Of course at school they would have taught you more words than sucker, playa, fool. They would have also taught you the real meaning of those words. Player, somebody who participates in a game or activity..."
Posse No.2: "You better shut your mouth"
Posse No.3: "Do you want a cap in your ass"
Jonny pats the guy on the shoulder and says
Jonny: "No, caps on the head. Nice try Cuba Gooding junior. When is Boyz in the Hood 2 coming out?"
Jonny turns back to Luda, who is still calm while his posses are fuming
Jonny: "You may have never went to school yourself but this week you are going to get a lesson they wouldn't have given you. You are going to attended a lesson at the Jonny Stripes school of hard knocks. The lesson mainly consists me beating you in the ring and making you tap out. And once you get one class in my school, you will never want to go to school again. Luda, this week you are gonna get an education you never got, this week you are going to get a real education"
Jonny smiles at Luda and goes to walk away but is stopped by the three posses members. Jonny simply smiles at them, slams two of their heads together and kicks the other in the balls. He walks away down the hall, Luda almost laughing as he watches his friends complain about getting hurt
Jonny: "Wow Luda, nice rhymes. I guess you follow after your tag team partner Luda, ie. neither of you can put together a sentence unless it sounds the same as the end of the last one. That is a problem Luda, a fairly big one at that. You see, there is this thing called school and in it you learn a lot of things. For example, how to count. Like 1, 2, 3 thats how many World Titles I have one. Or 43, the number of matches I will have won at the end of Boxing Day Bash after I have beaten you. Then at school you also learn people skills, like how to deal with your fellow human beings. You see, getting a crowd of 20 thousand people booing you, it isnt the way to go. It is not a healthy social habit to have lots of people hating you all the time"
One of Ludas posses pushes Jonny but Jonny barely moves
Jonny: "Another thing, at school you learn how to make friends, not meet thugs. I guess when you werent at school because you were learning about police brutality because you were a fucking deliquent with no education whatsoever"
Posse Member 1: "Back up fool"
Jonny ignores the guy and continues his rant
Jonny: "Also at school they discourage name calling, though if that is one of the few things that you have in your vocab, I cannot blame you. Of course at school they would have taught you more words than sucker, playa, fool. They would have also taught you the real meaning of those words. Player, somebody who participates in a game or activity..."
Posse No.2: "You better shut your mouth"
Posse No.3: "Do you want a cap in your ass"
Jonny pats the guy on the shoulder and says
Jonny: "No, caps on the head. Nice try Cuba Gooding junior. When is Boyz in the Hood 2 coming out?"
Jonny turns back to Luda, who is still calm while his posses are fuming
Jonny: "You may have never went to school yourself but this week you are going to get a lesson they wouldn't have given you. You are going to attended a lesson at the Jonny Stripes school of hard knocks. The lesson mainly consists me beating you in the ring and making you tap out. And once you get one class in my school, you will never want to go to school again. Luda, this week you are gonna get an education you never got, this week you are going to get a real education"
Jonny smiles at Luda and goes to walk away but is stopped by the three posses members. Jonny simply smiles at them, slams two of their heads together and kicks the other in the balls. He walks away down the hall, Luda almost laughing as he watches his friends complain about getting hurt
