Post by Lance on Dec 24, 2005 9:45:01 GMT 10
Lance and Jimmy are in the locker room, laughing together about something
Lance: "So the sheep walked into the bar and said "I'll have two Tooheys New thanks"
Jimmy and Lance are absolutely cracking up and have tears in their eyes. They see that the Beer Drinkers have walked into the locker room too, and are approaching them
Lemmy: "Hey fellas, whats so funny?"
Jimmy: "Don't worry, we arent laughing at you guys"
SCSA: "Thats good, cos if you were"
Austin slams his fist into his palm
Lance: "Nah man, if we were laughing about you, we would be rolling on the floor too"
Lance and Jimmy high five and Austin and Lemmy look pissed off
Lance: "Seriously guys, what the hell kind of tag team are you?"
Jimmy: "You have been together for like 3 months now and you havent even earnt a tag title shot yet"
Lance: "We were together for a week and we are going to Boxing Day Bash to win Tag team gold already"
Jimmy: "So I guess the only joke around here is the Beer Drinkers as a tag team, well, and as singles wrestlers"
Jimmy and Lance laugh again
Austin: "You two punks, I have done 100 times more in my career than either of you"
Lance: "Thats nice but our careers are starting here and yours, well this is its last stop. Soon enough you will be thrown onto the scrap heap of wrestling, where you belong"
Jimmy: "But Lemmy, don't worry, Austin will need a tag team partner to be a retired redneck with, so I am sure you guys can rip up the Palm Valley Retirement home tag team division, just like you rip up DUEWs"
Lance: "So you two, get used to seeing other people successful and you with nothing because we are naturally better than you"
Jimmy: "Austin, Lemmy, watch the skys cos maybe one day you will get a shot against us when we have the tag team titles. Everybody needs an easy beat victory now and then"
Lance: "This week, while you two are starting the long road to getting a title shot we will be starting on the road of becoming the greatest tag team. We got a secret weapon, and this secret weapon means we cannot lose this match"
Jimmy: "Watch out, because we may be a new tag team but we have earnt out chance, not like you two suckas"
Lance: "And if you don't like it, we dont care. Because on Boxing Day I am gonna put Lover to the Lance point"
Jimmy: "And then when he hits the L-Bomb, there won't be anything that Mr.Lover can do"
Jimmy and Lance laugh and leave the Beer Drinkers furious
Lance: "So the sheep walked into the bar and said "I'll have two Tooheys New thanks"
Jimmy and Lance are absolutely cracking up and have tears in their eyes. They see that the Beer Drinkers have walked into the locker room too, and are approaching them
Lemmy: "Hey fellas, whats so funny?"
Jimmy: "Don't worry, we arent laughing at you guys"
SCSA: "Thats good, cos if you were"
Austin slams his fist into his palm
Lance: "Nah man, if we were laughing about you, we would be rolling on the floor too"
Lance and Jimmy high five and Austin and Lemmy look pissed off
Lance: "Seriously guys, what the hell kind of tag team are you?"
Jimmy: "You have been together for like 3 months now and you havent even earnt a tag title shot yet"
Lance: "We were together for a week and we are going to Boxing Day Bash to win Tag team gold already"
Jimmy: "So I guess the only joke around here is the Beer Drinkers as a tag team, well, and as singles wrestlers"
Jimmy and Lance laugh again
Austin: "You two punks, I have done 100 times more in my career than either of you"
Lance: "Thats nice but our careers are starting here and yours, well this is its last stop. Soon enough you will be thrown onto the scrap heap of wrestling, where you belong"
Jimmy: "But Lemmy, don't worry, Austin will need a tag team partner to be a retired redneck with, so I am sure you guys can rip up the Palm Valley Retirement home tag team division, just like you rip up DUEWs"
Lance: "So you two, get used to seeing other people successful and you with nothing because we are naturally better than you"
Jimmy: "Austin, Lemmy, watch the skys cos maybe one day you will get a shot against us when we have the tag team titles. Everybody needs an easy beat victory now and then"
Lance: "This week, while you two are starting the long road to getting a title shot we will be starting on the road of becoming the greatest tag team. We got a secret weapon, and this secret weapon means we cannot lose this match"
Jimmy: "Watch out, because we may be a new tag team but we have earnt out chance, not like you two suckas"
Lance: "And if you don't like it, we dont care. Because on Boxing Day I am gonna put Lover to the Lance point"
Jimmy: "And then when he hits the L-Bomb, there won't be anything that Mr.Lover can do"
Jimmy and Lance laugh and leave the Beer Drinkers furious
