Aussie title stipulation!

[nicho]

*in the end hits the speakers and the crowed go crazy as nicho "Z" makes his way through the curtains but he stops at the top of the ramp and pulls a mic out of the back pocket of his shorts*

Nicho: thaa champp will be HERREE after boxing day 2005

(crowed laughs and so does nicho)

nicho: but the reason i am out here tonight is to ask the boss for a stipulation for mine and lovers aussie title match!

(crowed cheer)

Nicho: but that is totlay up to the boss!

(crowed mixed with cheers and boo's)

Nicho: but more inportantly, i am out here to ask you all WHAT match you guys want me to defeat lover in and become a 3 time 3 time 3 time aussie champion!!!!

(crowed cheer)

*nicho walks up to a fan in the crowed*

Nicho: now what kind of match would you like it to be?

Fan 1: i want it to be a hell in a cell!

(crowed cheer)

Nicho: oh damn that would be sweet!

*nicho walks up to another fan*

Nicho: now what match would you like it to be?

Fan 2: i would like it to be a TCL match!!

(crowed cheer louder)

Nicho: this keeps on getting better and better!

*nicho walks up to another fan*

Nicho: what about you bro?

Fan 3: i would like it to be a "hell in a cell infurno TCL Burried alive match"

*nicho has a shocked look on his face*

(crowed cheer and laugh in the fans imagination)

Nicho: damn you got a sick mind!

(crowed laugh)

*nicho walks up to another fan*

Nicho: now what match would you like it to be?

Fan 4: i would love to see a hardcore ironman match!

(crowed cheer)

Nicho: damn this is crazy.. this really is bringing out the 'E' in DUEW!

(crowed begin to chant "DUEW" continuously)

Nicho: So here are all the ideas and this is what the fans want and that matter most but if you can come out with a better one, just bring it on mr howard!!

(crowed cheer)

Nicho: we are all waiting Mr H, please dont dissapoint us!.. But no matter what match.. its gonna be NICHO "Z" that pins you 1..2...

(crowed: THRREEEE)

Nicho: shit, but if it is a ladder match i cant pin him!

(crowed laugh)

Nicho: oh well.. i better go with this one... " you want someee!!

(crowed: COME GET SOME)

Nicho: COME GET SOMEE DADDY!!!

*nicho is having a ood time with the crowed as they are waiting for the outcome on what the stipulation will be*

[Jonny Stripes]

OOC- Rping for Mr.H

"No Chance" hits the speakers and Mr.Howard walks out, a scrap of paper in his hand

He gets into the ring and gives Nicho the note, before leaving the arena. Nicho stands there and looks confused, and then looks at the note and is even more confused

Nicho: "Yo, Dawg. What the hell you giving me a blank piece of paper with "Cheque" written on it"

Nicho stands there, scratching the back of his head. He waits for a minute and then Mr.H comes out with a mike and looks very frustrated

Mr.H: "Its a blank cheque you fool!"

Nicho: "Oh, so I can cash it in for whatever I want! Dawg, thats wicked!"

Mr.H leaves again, leaving Nicho to decide

TBC by Nicho only

OOC- Nothing too extreme buddy

[nicho]

*nicho has a cheeky smile on his face and the crowed begin to chant NI-CHO-Z as he sits there scratching his head thinking of what match he wants*

Nicho: god damn this aint WWE, where only the bosses make the match types, This isnt even TNA where the wrestlers get to make the matches.. THIS is DUE-f*cking-W Baby!

(crowed cheer)

Nicho: this isnt about what the boss wants, this aint about what the wrestlers want.. This is about every single one of you motherf*ckers WANT!!!

(crowed go crazy and start to chant DUE-dub continuously)

Nicho: so we are gonna do it My way and thats give all you fans some options for what match i should kick lovers ass in!!!!

(crowed erupt)

Nicho: alright il sugest some matches and your gota Make some noise in what match you want it to be!

(crowed cheer)

Nicho: alright ill give around about 10 options.. the first one is a no disqualification match?

(crowed let out a little bit of a cheer)

Nicho: what about a hell in a cell?

(crowed cheer)

Nicho: damn that is popular! what about a infurno match

(crowed dont make to much noise)

Nicho: good cos i aint doing that shit!

(crowed laugh)

Nicho: ok what about a bikers chain match???

(crowed cheer)

Nicho: what about my favourite.. nicho vs lover at boxing day bash 2005 in a.... BRA AND PANTIES MATCH!

(crowed laugh and so does nicho)

Nicho: what about a burried alive match??

(crowed cheer)

Nicho: ultamant X match or whatever the f*ck lover calls it!

(crowed cheer)

Nicho: well is ay fuck the WWE and TNA shit.. lets do something original and DUEW style... what about

*nicho Pauses*

Nicho: A TLC hell in a cella in a cell match!!!!

(crowed blow the roof off the arena and start to chant DUE-dub)

Nicho: DAM STRAIGHT, you here that Mr H and in case you dont know the rules, Ill explain the to ya... There is going to be a cell with tables, ladders and chairs on the out side, door will be locked so there is no way of getting out lover boy, and the aussie title will be hanging from the top of the cell!!!

(crowed erupt with cheers)

Nicho: Hope You aint scared Lover, cos i aint!

(crowed begin to chant DUE-dub and then the chants slowly turn into a NI-CHO-Z chant)

Nicho: is that all good Mr H orr what??

*nicho waits for the reply*



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OOC- that aint to etreme ay jonny?... its pritty straight foward.. if uwant me to explain the rules abit better i can.. but im pretty sure you know how it all is!

[Mr. Lover]

[The hall is lightened by many lights in different colors. After the music starts Mr. Lover comes out attended by 9 beautiful ladies. He pose on the ramp, step on the ring and all ladies start to dance. Mr. Lover greet the audience from the top rope under many fireworks and he start to dance with the ladies. After few moments the music stop and the ladies kiss him for good luck. The ladies go back stage. Mr. Lover gets a mic and starts talking.]

Mr. Lover: Hey, YOOOO!

[The audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: What's up, champ?

[The audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: I was sitting back stage when I saw you coming out here talking how you want to make this match "E" and I had a hearty LAUGH, coz I thought if he said no to me you are going to get the same answer, but noooo~ ... You didn't get SHUT UP! Did you?

[The audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: You get [funny voice] Oh sure, Nicho! What ever you want! [/funny voice] So I have a question for you. Can you fell them?

Nicho Z: Fell who?

Mr. Lover: Your lips! After such a loooooooong ass kissing you should be very, very tired.

[The audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: But lets be honest now how long did you kissed his ass a day, two, a week?

[The audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: You may be need a glass of water. After all that ass kissing you had.

[Lover gets one glass with water and walks to Nicho but then go back.]

Mr. Lover: WOOOW! You need "Colgate" too .... Seems to me Mr. H had to go to the rest room some time and you couldn't just get a way from his ass, could you?

[The audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: Here that will fresh you out!

[Lover throls the water in Nicho's face.The audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: You are sitting here with that funny hat of yours.

[Lover takes down Nicho's hat.The audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: With a mic in your hands telling this people how important they are to you and on the end [funny voice] If its ok with Mr. Haword. He is good and he gives me money and candy and even to kiss his ass from time to time. [/funny voice]

[The audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: Stay on one side man! If you are on the plan "What ever the big boss say" keep having fun Joey's way. If you are one of us then don't act like a macho on the ring and when it comes up to talk with the boss play a good boy.

[The audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: Coz if you do that then is like you are a pussywith.

[The audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: And about the match I don't give a shit is it going to be hardcore, Hell in a cell, Ultimate X or what ever. I've benn in every one of them and that is why I know how to make you cry.

[The audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: You are entering with empty hands and hopes or dreams for the title. But I am going for the millions!

[The audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: I am going to make the crowd remember me and talk about my match on their way home.

[The audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: I am going wright down my name on the history pages in the wrestling world. So you better be prepared to give a lot of blood from you boy!

[The audience cheers.]