I HATE YOU!

[Deranged]

we come back from a comertial break, the ring is black and so is the ramp. Some very slow, sad music begins to play.

Out walks Deranged, crying his eyes out. He gets into the ring with a mic.

Deranged: Today, we morn the loss of the greatest superstar ever.

He stops, overcome with emotion

Deranged: He, was kicktout, refusing to let evil overcome him. He fort the good fight, and died in the line of combat.

Deranged is getting angerey

Deranged: For this reson, i have dedied to align my self with theside of good, the side of the children, with their child like inosents.

Deranged is going mad with fury

Deranged: Mr Howard, you killed my best friend. and now,

He begind to laugh

Deranged: Well lets just say, you had etter watch your back.

Deranged is laughing histerucally

TBC by anyone

[Jonny Stripes]

"Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin plays out and Jonny Stripes walks out, down to the ring. Deranged gives him a wary look and is ready to attack, until Jonny throws his hands up, as if saying "its ok". Jonny is given a microphone and begins to talk to Deranged

Jonny: "Hey there big guy, its alright..."

Deranged is ready to attack

Jonny: "Whoa, whoa...I just want to come out here to help you. Listen, I want to be the first to say sorry..."

Deranged tilts his head at Jonny

Jonny: "...sorry that you got sucked into Disturbeds lies!"

Deranged goes to hit Jonny but Jonny quickly ducks out of the way

Jonny: "Whoa man, no need to get violent. Look, this is all for the best Dezzy. Now that he is out of the picture, you can find a real hero...like me!"

Deranged gives a quick laugh and shakes his head

Deranged: "You couldn't ever live up to him!"

Jonny: "Don't compare me to him, don't compare me to anyone. I am the benchmark and if you don't like it, I will damn well show you!"

Jonny gets up in Derangeds face and the two look like they might come to blows, before Jonny backs off and walks away, saying to Dezzy as he leaves

Jonny: "Its only a matter of time before you...become...EXPERIENCED"

"Kashmir" plays and Jonny walks back up the ramp