Post by Matt Hare on Mar 6, 2006 18:58:14 GMT 10
**The arena is almost silent, when 'Alright' hits the speakers and Matt 'The Money' Hare struts out of the curtains, wearing a navy suit with white pinstripes, a white shirt and a navy tie. He slowly makes his way down the ramp with the crowd booing the heck out of him. He slides into the ring, dusts himself off, grabs a microphone and begins to speak over the loud boo's**
Matt Hare: ..And now...what you've all been waiting for. Me, Matt 'The Money' Hare will announce the stipulation for the Survivour Cup match...
**The crowd let out a slight cheer**
Matt Hare: BUT first. I must petition for my good friend, Julio Gonzales. I need you all to help me out. I am trying to get this VERY talented man to get a match for the World Title at the Survivour Cup PPV. He is very deserving, and I know you people don't want Disturbed to be in the Survovour Cup match. After all, how boring would it be with no title defences for TWO WHOLE MONTHS!
**The crowd seem confused, with no cheers nor boo's**
Matt Hare: ...Exactly. Now, this is a very original idea of mine. So...
**Hare points up to the screen, where a logo comes up. It is exactly the same as the 'Vote for Pedro' logo off Napoleon Dynamite, but 'Pedro' is replaced with 'Julio'**
Matt Hare: Come on, guys...you know you want to! Anyway. Now that is out of the road...I will tell you all my evil...I mean...extravagant plan!!
**Again, the crowd let out a slight cheer**
Matt Hare: Ok. The match will take place in ... a wrestling ring. Hahahaha
**The crowd boo loudly and start up "WE-WANT-BLOOD" chants as Hare looks on in disgust**
Matt Hare: The first stage of the match will be an elimination-tag match. Meaning, one half of the roster versus the other half, both teams are randomly picked...
**Julio then walks out of the curtains pushing a large, multi-coloured chocolate wheel. He makes his way down the ramp as some officials help him get the chocolate wheel into the ring**
Matt Hare: This wheel has every superstar in DUEW's name on it. This is the instrument that I will be using to determine the two teams. Team One:
**Julio spins the wheel as hard as he can. It keeps spinning for about half a minute when Hare puts his hand on the side, slowing it down**
Matt Hare: Calm, Hooles. We don't have all day for this thing to spin...
**As the wheel stops, the camera zooms in and shows the first member of Team One**
Matt Hare: The first member of Team One is....Mr Lover!
**The crowd cheer as Lover's name gets inserted into the Team One slot and Julio spins the wheel again**
Matt Hare: Second member: Madman's Massacre!
**The crowd boo as his name gets added to the Team One list, and Julio spins the wheel again, as the two have a gladened look on their faces**
Matt Hare: Team member number Three: the one and only... Matt 'The Money' Hare!!
**The crowd boo loudly as Hare and Julio give eachother a high-five and Julio spins the wheel again**
Matt Hare: Shiz. Ok, number four is Stone Cold Steve Austin...
**The crowd cheer as 'Beer' chants start up and Julio spins the chocolate wheel again**
Matt Hare: Yesss...number five is Jonny Stripes...
**The crowd let out a loud, deep boo as his name gets inserted into the the team list and Julio spins the wheel again**
Matt Hare: Hmmph. Number six: Deranged!
**The crowd let out a quiet cheer as his name gets inserted into the list and Julio spins the wheel for the final time**
Matt Hare: Last...pfft...and certainly least...Animal!!
**The crowd let out a big cheer as Animal's name gets inserted into the team list and "B-O-D" chants blast over the arena**
Matt Hare: Ok, there's the teams.. But aince you stupid 'fans' can't figure out team two by yourselves...I'll give it to you... Lemmy Campbell
**The crowd cheer**
Matt Hare: Luda...
**The crowd boo, booing "Boooooo-daaaaaaa"**
Matt Hare: Joseph Maaaaaalooooonnnneeeeee!!!
**Hare and Julio clap as the crowd lets out a huge boo**
Matt Hare: Brett Hart...
**The crowd cheer**
Matt Hare: Pyro...
**The crowd boo**
Matt Hare: The number one contender....Julio Gonzales
**The crowd boo loudly and Hare and Julio give eachother a weird look**
Matt Hare: And your precious Nicho "Z"
**The crowd go nuts as "NI-CHO-Z" chants sound around the arena**
Matt Hare: And as none of you were thinking..."WEARZ DZTRUBD?" Well..you can't make two teams, and make it fair with an odd amount of people. Therefore, Disturbed will be the special guest referee for the match, meaning he gets an immediate pass into the second round!
**The crowd go crazy with cheers as Hare and Julio sheild their ears. After the crowd calms down, Hare continues to explain**
Matt Hare: And this elimination tag match...will take place in....a Hell....in a CELL!!
**The crowd go crazy again - gosh, wouldn't their voiceboxes be sore?**
Matt Hare: Now for the second stage of the match...
Since the first stage is an elimination tag, the winning team will all be bought back in, Disturbed will be added to the match, the Cell rasied and they will all compete in another elimination match.
**The crowd cheer again, as Hare signals for silence**
Matt Hare: When all but three men have been eliminated, a star of cables will be set up, and the Survivour Cup suspended from the top. Ladders will be allowed in the match, but you must climb the cables to get the cup, ladders are simply there to be used as weapons and for extra height for high-risk manouvers. The person who gets the cup first...is the winner.
**The crowd cheer wildly as Hare and Julio stand in the ring, talking to eachother - waiting for whatever is going to happen next**
OOC: Ok, the teams WERE randomly selected, I literally drew them out of a hat - to be fair. I'm sorry if you don't like your team - but tough luck, they aren't changing!
Also, Damo - is the Disturbed vs Julio match going to happen? I think it should, it would make the PPV more..........good. Who would pay to see one match? That's like the Royal Rumble PPV, there's other matches than the Royal Rumble... Think about it.
Matt Hare: ..And now...what you've all been waiting for. Me, Matt 'The Money' Hare will announce the stipulation for the Survivour Cup match...
**The crowd let out a slight cheer**
Matt Hare: BUT first. I must petition for my good friend, Julio Gonzales. I need you all to help me out. I am trying to get this VERY talented man to get a match for the World Title at the Survivour Cup PPV. He is very deserving, and I know you people don't want Disturbed to be in the Survovour Cup match. After all, how boring would it be with no title defences for TWO WHOLE MONTHS!
**The crowd seem confused, with no cheers nor boo's**
Matt Hare: ...Exactly. Now, this is a very original idea of mine. So...
**Hare points up to the screen, where a logo comes up. It is exactly the same as the 'Vote for Pedro' logo off Napoleon Dynamite, but 'Pedro' is replaced with 'Julio'**
Matt Hare: Come on, guys...you know you want to! Anyway. Now that is out of the road...I will tell you all my evil...I mean...extravagant plan!!
**Again, the crowd let out a slight cheer**
Matt Hare: Ok. The match will take place in ... a wrestling ring. Hahahaha
**The crowd boo loudly and start up "WE-WANT-BLOOD" chants as Hare looks on in disgust**
Matt Hare: The first stage of the match will be an elimination-tag match. Meaning, one half of the roster versus the other half, both teams are randomly picked...
**Julio then walks out of the curtains pushing a large, multi-coloured chocolate wheel. He makes his way down the ramp as some officials help him get the chocolate wheel into the ring**
Matt Hare: This wheel has every superstar in DUEW's name on it. This is the instrument that I will be using to determine the two teams. Team One:
**Julio spins the wheel as hard as he can. It keeps spinning for about half a minute when Hare puts his hand on the side, slowing it down**
Matt Hare: Calm, Hooles. We don't have all day for this thing to spin...
**As the wheel stops, the camera zooms in and shows the first member of Team One**
Matt Hare: The first member of Team One is....Mr Lover!
**The crowd cheer as Lover's name gets inserted into the Team One slot and Julio spins the wheel again**
Matt Hare: Second member: Madman's Massacre!
**The crowd boo as his name gets added to the Team One list, and Julio spins the wheel again, as the two have a gladened look on their faces**
Matt Hare: Team member number Three: the one and only... Matt 'The Money' Hare!!
**The crowd boo loudly as Hare and Julio give eachother a high-five and Julio spins the wheel again**
Matt Hare: Shiz. Ok, number four is Stone Cold Steve Austin...
**The crowd cheer as 'Beer' chants start up and Julio spins the chocolate wheel again**
Matt Hare: Yesss...number five is Jonny Stripes...
**The crowd let out a loud, deep boo as his name gets inserted into the the team list and Julio spins the wheel again**
Matt Hare: Hmmph. Number six: Deranged!
**The crowd let out a quiet cheer as his name gets inserted into the list and Julio spins the wheel for the final time**
Matt Hare: Last...pfft...and certainly least...Animal!!
**The crowd let out a big cheer as Animal's name gets inserted into the team list and "B-O-D" chants blast over the arena**
Matt Hare: Ok, there's the teams.. But aince you stupid 'fans' can't figure out team two by yourselves...I'll give it to you... Lemmy Campbell
**The crowd cheer**
Matt Hare: Luda...
**The crowd boo, booing "Boooooo-daaaaaaa"**
Matt Hare: Joseph Maaaaaalooooonnnneeeeee!!!
**Hare and Julio clap as the crowd lets out a huge boo**
Matt Hare: Brett Hart...
**The crowd cheer**
Matt Hare: Pyro...
**The crowd boo**
Matt Hare: The number one contender....Julio Gonzales
**The crowd boo loudly and Hare and Julio give eachother a weird look**
Matt Hare: And your precious Nicho "Z"
**The crowd go nuts as "NI-CHO-Z" chants sound around the arena**
Matt Hare: And as none of you were thinking..."WEARZ DZTRUBD?" Well..you can't make two teams, and make it fair with an odd amount of people. Therefore, Disturbed will be the special guest referee for the match, meaning he gets an immediate pass into the second round!
**The crowd go crazy with cheers as Hare and Julio sheild their ears. After the crowd calms down, Hare continues to explain**
Matt Hare: And this elimination tag match...will take place in....a Hell....in a CELL!!
**The crowd go crazy again - gosh, wouldn't their voiceboxes be sore?**
Matt Hare: Now for the second stage of the match...
Since the first stage is an elimination tag, the winning team will all be bought back in, Disturbed will be added to the match, the Cell rasied and they will all compete in another elimination match.
**The crowd cheer again, as Hare signals for silence**
Matt Hare: When all but three men have been eliminated, a star of cables will be set up, and the Survivour Cup suspended from the top. Ladders will be allowed in the match, but you must climb the cables to get the cup, ladders are simply there to be used as weapons and for extra height for high-risk manouvers. The person who gets the cup first...is the winner.
**The crowd cheer wildly as Hare and Julio stand in the ring, talking to eachother - waiting for whatever is going to happen next**
OOC: Ok, the teams WERE randomly selected, I literally drew them out of a hat - to be fair. I'm sorry if you don't like your team - but tough luck, they aren't changing!
Also, Damo - is the Disturbed vs Julio match going to happen? I think it should, it would make the PPV more..........good. Who would pay to see one match? That's like the Royal Rumble PPV, there's other matches than the Royal Rumble... Think about it.
