Post by Matt Hare on Mar 8, 2006 17:25:33 GMT 10
**Nicho "Z" is walking backstage, with the camera looking up on hi (you know - making him look bigger). As he fixes his visor, he bumps into someone, knocking the person to the ground. As the camera comes back up to normal height, and the person slowly gets to their feet - it reveals the person is Matt 'The Money' Hare**
Matt Hare: Watch it, you fucking Bohemath!
Nicho "Z": Cool it, dawg.
Matt Hare: Shut up and stay out of my way...freakin' dumbass...
**Hare goes to push Nicho out of the way, but Nicho grabs Hare's hand and jerks him back into an armbar**
Matt Hare: Ahh! Ah! Let go, let go!!
**Nicho tightens the hold, then lets go as Matt tries to shake the pain out of his arm**
Nicho "Z": You know...you can't just walk around here like you own the place. Cos the funny thing is...I do!
Matt Hare: You don't own this place, I'm the reigning Survivor Cup winner. I can do what I want, when I want, to whomever I want!
Nicho "Z": Yeah, I can't take that away from you just now, man. But you won that trophy a year ago - and we can both admit, you aren't exactly in as good shape as you were them. You've put on a bit of flab...
**Nicho jokingly flicks Hare's stomach, but Hare pushes it away**
Matt Hare: You reckon I've put on weight?! You've probably DOUBLED in weight since last year, and we all know how big you were then... You couldn't even climb an effing ladder!
Nicho "Z": I admit it, I've gained a bit of body fat too. But I've never felt better. Nicho "Z" is on a roll, boyyy...and there aint NOBODY that's gonna stop him!
Matt Hare: ...and then you woke up. Come on, Nicho. You're nothing in this company! And I, along with 99% of people in the world are glad that we'll never see you in a wrestling ring again.
Nicho "Z": Well, you can believe what you want, Hare - I aint gonna try change your mind. But that one percent is behind me. Their my little ChainGang. And I respect each and every one of them...
Matt Hare: Puh-lease! You've got about as many fans as I've had anal roots...
Nicho "Z": So now you're saying I'm popular? Quit changing your mind, man!
Matt Hare: You better watch it! I'm the king of Survivour Cup, and I designed this yers match single handedly! So you better watch yourself, Nicho...cos I will HAPPILY be the one to end the pinprick of a career that you've had. And I will NOT regret it!
OOC: TBC by Nicho only
Matt Hare: Watch it, you fucking Bohemath!
Nicho "Z": Cool it, dawg.
Matt Hare: Shut up and stay out of my way...freakin' dumbass...
**Hare goes to push Nicho out of the way, but Nicho grabs Hare's hand and jerks him back into an armbar**
Matt Hare: Ahh! Ah! Let go, let go!!
**Nicho tightens the hold, then lets go as Matt tries to shake the pain out of his arm**
Nicho "Z": You know...you can't just walk around here like you own the place. Cos the funny thing is...I do!
Matt Hare: You don't own this place, I'm the reigning Survivor Cup winner. I can do what I want, when I want, to whomever I want!
Nicho "Z": Yeah, I can't take that away from you just now, man. But you won that trophy a year ago - and we can both admit, you aren't exactly in as good shape as you were them. You've put on a bit of flab...
**Nicho jokingly flicks Hare's stomach, but Hare pushes it away**
Matt Hare: You reckon I've put on weight?! You've probably DOUBLED in weight since last year, and we all know how big you were then... You couldn't even climb an effing ladder!
Nicho "Z": I admit it, I've gained a bit of body fat too. But I've never felt better. Nicho "Z" is on a roll, boyyy...and there aint NOBODY that's gonna stop him!
Matt Hare: ...and then you woke up. Come on, Nicho. You're nothing in this company! And I, along with 99% of people in the world are glad that we'll never see you in a wrestling ring again.
Nicho "Z": Well, you can believe what you want, Hare - I aint gonna try change your mind. But that one percent is behind me. Their my little ChainGang. And I respect each and every one of them...
Matt Hare: Puh-lease! You've got about as many fans as I've had anal roots...
Nicho "Z": So now you're saying I'm popular? Quit changing your mind, man!
Matt Hare: You better watch it! I'm the king of Survivour Cup, and I designed this yers match single handedly! So you better watch yourself, Nicho...cos I will HAPPILY be the one to end the pinprick of a career that you've had. And I will NOT regret it!
OOC: TBC by Nicho only
