Post by Disturbed on Mar 10, 2006 15:38:52 GMT 10
*Disturbed is standing in the middle of the ring, just about to speak. He has his deathmatch and World Title over each shoulder and a mic in his hand. He waits for the crowd to die down.*
Disturbed- I know ever since Jonny screwed me over…
*Crowd boo*
Disturbed- I have neglected you slightly. For that I am sorry. I’m glad to see that you have all stuck close by me still – and because of your loyalty, I will be devoting my win at the Survivor Cup to all my Disturbed Ones!
*A huge cheer goes up. Just as it begins to die down, “Kashmir” by Led Zeplin hits the PA system and Jonny Stripes strolls out, stroking his beard. The crowd let out a chorus of boo’s as Jonny lifts the mic he bought with him to his mouth.*
Jonny- I’m glad to see you’ve made peace with your group of bum chums, Disturbed...
*Crowd let out a huge boo*
Jonny- But devoting your ‘win’ to them at Survivor Cup?! I’m sorry I have to break this to you, but you actually have to WIN to devote it to them!
*Crowd let out another boo – and a ‘Jonny Sucks’ chant begins. Jonny sniggers and waits for the crowd to shut-up*
Jonny- And how can you honestly come out here, week after week, and preach to these blind followers of yours? You are as transparent as cellophane wrapped around air Dizzy. I mean – these ‘Disturbed Ones’ of your don’t even know your true name. As far as they know, from your pathetic mumbling one night in your bar while trying to chat up some chick, is that it sounds something like “Da…”
Disturbed- They don’t need to know my real name. It doesn’t change anything!
Jonny- It’s not that they need to, it’s that you don’t respect them enough to tell them!
*The crowd is silent, waiting for disturbed to talk. Disturbed doesn’t say one word.*
Jonny- Fine – I’ll tell you what. Seeing as you are so confident that you will win the Survivor Cup this week – I’ll do you a deal. If you win, you can walk away with all the glory and what not, but if you don’t, you have to reveal your real name to all your fans!
Disturbed- Well you’re a backstabber – why don’t you just tell them?
Jonny- Coz’ I know how much you value your privacy – and on a more serious note – it would be a lot funnier and priceless watching you being forced to give up one of your many secrets!
*Disturbed is looking angry*
Disturbed- Fine, you’re on. But if I win – you better never mention this again!
*Jonny chuckles to himself*
Jonny- We’ll see…
Disturbed- I know ever since Jonny screwed me over…
*Crowd boo*
Disturbed- I have neglected you slightly. For that I am sorry. I’m glad to see that you have all stuck close by me still – and because of your loyalty, I will be devoting my win at the Survivor Cup to all my Disturbed Ones!
*A huge cheer goes up. Just as it begins to die down, “Kashmir” by Led Zeplin hits the PA system and Jonny Stripes strolls out, stroking his beard. The crowd let out a chorus of boo’s as Jonny lifts the mic he bought with him to his mouth.*
Jonny- I’m glad to see you’ve made peace with your group of bum chums, Disturbed...
*Crowd let out a huge boo*
Jonny- But devoting your ‘win’ to them at Survivor Cup?! I’m sorry I have to break this to you, but you actually have to WIN to devote it to them!
*Crowd let out another boo – and a ‘Jonny Sucks’ chant begins. Jonny sniggers and waits for the crowd to shut-up*
Jonny- And how can you honestly come out here, week after week, and preach to these blind followers of yours? You are as transparent as cellophane wrapped around air Dizzy. I mean – these ‘Disturbed Ones’ of your don’t even know your true name. As far as they know, from your pathetic mumbling one night in your bar while trying to chat up some chick, is that it sounds something like “Da…”
Disturbed- They don’t need to know my real name. It doesn’t change anything!
Jonny- It’s not that they need to, it’s that you don’t respect them enough to tell them!
*The crowd is silent, waiting for disturbed to talk. Disturbed doesn’t say one word.*
Jonny- Fine – I’ll tell you what. Seeing as you are so confident that you will win the Survivor Cup this week – I’ll do you a deal. If you win, you can walk away with all the glory and what not, but if you don’t, you have to reveal your real name to all your fans!
Disturbed- Well you’re a backstabber – why don’t you just tell them?
Jonny- Coz’ I know how much you value your privacy – and on a more serious note – it would be a lot funnier and priceless watching you being forced to give up one of your many secrets!
*Disturbed is looking angry*
Disturbed- Fine, you’re on. But if I win – you better never mention this again!
*Jonny chuckles to himself*
Jonny- We’ll see…
