Post by Julio on Apr 19, 2006 19:33:47 GMT 10
[[The arena is quiet as 'Bodies' hits the speakers and the crowd all jump to their feet, giving Julio a mixed reaction. Out walks Julio, wearing a black pinstripe suit, with a white undershirt and an orange tie, with a microphone in his hand. He stands on the stage looking out at the sea of morons before talking into the mic]]
Julio: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Crowd continue to make loud noise
Julio: I'm a main eventer! Show me the respect I deserve!!
Crowd continue
Julio: Stuff it, I'll talk over you morons! This week I'm in the MAIN..EVENT at the pay-per-view. I'll be facing off against Disturbed and Jonny Stripes in a Hell In A Cell match for the DUEW World Title. As you all know, the Cell is one of the most destructive and career-shortening structures in wrestling today. And with me being the size that I am, I'm going to have to be a thinking man to make it through alive...let alone win the title. Now I'm not going to give my plan away, cos knowing Jonny and Disturbed - they'll be listening to this right now. But I'll tell you this much...I WILL go onto win the match at ANZACs House of Horror, and I WILL walk out...the World...CHAMPION!
[[Julio poses on the ramp, but jumps in fright when 'Bound' blasts through the speakers. Julio looks back at the curtains, from which Disturbed comes pacing out of with the World title in his hand. He stares down Julio and Julio starts to run down the ramp and into the ring. Disturbed follows him, slides in and tells Julio to hand over the mic. Julio throws it to the champ, then gets one for himself as he lies on the mat - watching Dizzy at his best]]
Disturbed: You think that just because you've got a little plan that you're going to win the match!? Well you thought wrong, Hoolie-Doolie. See, you need more than a brain to withstand a match like this. You need strength, you need endurance...and most of all - you need experience! And that's something that I, the first ever Deathmatch champion has got!
Crowd cheer
[[Julio slowly gets back to his feet, looking more confident]]
Julio: That' what you came out here for? To tell me what it takes? Phewww, I thought you were gonna try and layeth the Smack-a-Down on me. Hmm - won't be needing this then, will I?
[[Julio pulls a can of Capsicum(sp?) spray out of his pocket and throws is out of the ring]]
Disturbed: See, that's the kind of thing we don't need in this company. People like you carrying around cowardly little weapons in your hands - willing to use it as soon as you run into a little bit of trouble!
Julio: No, I carry it around because I'm sick of guys like YOU picking on the little guy!
[[Julio pokes Disturbed in one of his pecks and Disturbed looks down in confusion]]
Disturbed: Don't you...EVER...lay your hands on me again unless we're in a match - you hear me!?
Julio: Yeah, I hear you.
[[Julio pulls away, but as he does so - he kicks Disturbed in the groin. Causing the champ to bend over in pain. Julio then jumps out of the ring, grabs the capsicum spray, slides back in, grabs Disturbed's head, tilts it back and sprays it right in his face. Julio then steps back and laughs as Disturbed starts to stumble around the ring, swinging his arms. He finally trips over his own feet and Julio walks up closer and starts to yell in the mic]]
Julio: I'm a thinking man, Dizboy. I'm not in this business to end up like you...FLAT ON MY FACE!!
[[Julio throws the microphone on the ground and starts to laugh hysterically. Yelling abuse at Disturbed and the fans]]
OOC: Sorry if you don't want this, Chris. I'll modify it if you want me to.
Julio: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Crowd continue to make loud noise
Julio: I'm a main eventer! Show me the respect I deserve!!
Crowd continue
Julio: Stuff it, I'll talk over you morons! This week I'm in the MAIN..EVENT at the pay-per-view. I'll be facing off against Disturbed and Jonny Stripes in a Hell In A Cell match for the DUEW World Title. As you all know, the Cell is one of the most destructive and career-shortening structures in wrestling today. And with me being the size that I am, I'm going to have to be a thinking man to make it through alive...let alone win the title. Now I'm not going to give my plan away, cos knowing Jonny and Disturbed - they'll be listening to this right now. But I'll tell you this much...I WILL go onto win the match at ANZACs House of Horror, and I WILL walk out...the World...CHAMPION!
[[Julio poses on the ramp, but jumps in fright when 'Bound' blasts through the speakers. Julio looks back at the curtains, from which Disturbed comes pacing out of with the World title in his hand. He stares down Julio and Julio starts to run down the ramp and into the ring. Disturbed follows him, slides in and tells Julio to hand over the mic. Julio throws it to the champ, then gets one for himself as he lies on the mat - watching Dizzy at his best]]
Disturbed: You think that just because you've got a little plan that you're going to win the match!? Well you thought wrong, Hoolie-Doolie. See, you need more than a brain to withstand a match like this. You need strength, you need endurance...and most of all - you need experience! And that's something that I, the first ever Deathmatch champion has got!
Crowd cheer
[[Julio slowly gets back to his feet, looking more confident]]
Julio: That' what you came out here for? To tell me what it takes? Phewww, I thought you were gonna try and layeth the Smack-a-Down on me. Hmm - won't be needing this then, will I?
[[Julio pulls a can of Capsicum(sp?) spray out of his pocket and throws is out of the ring]]
Disturbed: See, that's the kind of thing we don't need in this company. People like you carrying around cowardly little weapons in your hands - willing to use it as soon as you run into a little bit of trouble!
Julio: No, I carry it around because I'm sick of guys like YOU picking on the little guy!
[[Julio pokes Disturbed in one of his pecks and Disturbed looks down in confusion]]
Disturbed: Don't you...EVER...lay your hands on me again unless we're in a match - you hear me!?
Julio: Yeah, I hear you.
[[Julio pulls away, but as he does so - he kicks Disturbed in the groin. Causing the champ to bend over in pain. Julio then jumps out of the ring, grabs the capsicum spray, slides back in, grabs Disturbed's head, tilts it back and sprays it right in his face. Julio then steps back and laughs as Disturbed starts to stumble around the ring, swinging his arms. He finally trips over his own feet and Julio walks up closer and starts to yell in the mic]]
Julio: I'm a thinking man, Dizboy. I'm not in this business to end up like you...FLAT ON MY FACE!!
[[Julio throws the microphone on the ground and starts to laugh hysterically. Yelling abuse at Disturbed and the fans]]
OOC: Sorry if you don't want this, Chris. I'll modify it if you want me to.
