Post by Matt Hare on Dec 14, 2006 20:59:33 GMT 10
**The arena is quiet, until 'Alright' hits the speakers and the crowd erupt with boos as Matt Hare, wearing a black pinstripe suit with a white shirt and black/white striped tie comes out onto the stage, mic in hand. He looks around before walking down the ramp and getting into the ring - where he waits the crowd to calm down**
Matt Hare: Now before you all jump down my throat like a bunch of teenage skanks, I've got something to say!
**Crowd boo**
Matt Hare: That's right, folks. For once - I have got on the mic and I'm expressing my opinion. But there is a valid reason behind this. First up, why the hell did my tournament to victory get put off?! Come on, I was on top of that. And I bet thats why Howard canned it, he saw me working my way back up the ladder and BAM! He stops me in my tracks. Instead of getting my singles shot at Australia Day Downunder like I rightfully should, I'm stuck in a fatal fourway match with Jonny Stripes, Nightmare and Disturbed for the World Title at a second rate Pay Per View like Boxing Day Bash. But this isn't going to stop me. Oh, no, no, no. If I have to get through the whole fucking locker-room, I'll do it. I'll do anything to hold that belt for the fifth time and become the equally most successful man in DUEW. Cause...come on, people - you can't exactly count Jonny's current reign as legit, now can we? He was given the belt!! Haha!
**Jonny Stripes then comes running out from backstage, with the World Title in his hand. A loud pop from the crowd comes as he slides into the ring and stands toe-to-toe with Hare**
Jonny Stripes: Listen up, punk. I wasn't simply given this title, I got it because my protege (sp?), Jason Sensation was put out of action! And what are you talking about, Hare?! You're only a four time champion cause you forced Julio Gonzales to give you the belt!
Matt Hare: How about you stand down and quit hogging my promo time, you dirty Yank?!
**Jonny Stripes stares at Matt with hatred before pushing him straight out of the ring, then holding the title belt above his head. After about a minute, Matt slowly gets to his feet and starts to walk backwards up the ramp**
Matt Hare: You better watch your back, Jonny. You don't know what I'll do for that belt. You may think you know, but you don't!
Matt Hare: Now before you all jump down my throat like a bunch of teenage skanks, I've got something to say!
**Crowd boo**
Matt Hare: That's right, folks. For once - I have got on the mic and I'm expressing my opinion. But there is a valid reason behind this. First up, why the hell did my tournament to victory get put off?! Come on, I was on top of that. And I bet thats why Howard canned it, he saw me working my way back up the ladder and BAM! He stops me in my tracks. Instead of getting my singles shot at Australia Day Downunder like I rightfully should, I'm stuck in a fatal fourway match with Jonny Stripes, Nightmare and Disturbed for the World Title at a second rate Pay Per View like Boxing Day Bash. But this isn't going to stop me. Oh, no, no, no. If I have to get through the whole fucking locker-room, I'll do it. I'll do anything to hold that belt for the fifth time and become the equally most successful man in DUEW. Cause...come on, people - you can't exactly count Jonny's current reign as legit, now can we? He was given the belt!! Haha!
**Jonny Stripes then comes running out from backstage, with the World Title in his hand. A loud pop from the crowd comes as he slides into the ring and stands toe-to-toe with Hare**
Jonny Stripes: Listen up, punk. I wasn't simply given this title, I got it because my protege (sp?), Jason Sensation was put out of action! And what are you talking about, Hare?! You're only a four time champion cause you forced Julio Gonzales to give you the belt!
Matt Hare: How about you stand down and quit hogging my promo time, you dirty Yank?!
**Jonny Stripes stares at Matt with hatred before pushing him straight out of the ring, then holding the title belt above his head. After about a minute, Matt slowly gets to his feet and starts to walk backwards up the ramp**
Matt Hare: You better watch your back, Jonny. You don't know what I'll do for that belt. You may think you know, but you don't!