Post by Damien Porter on Dec 2, 2005 20:52:10 GMT 10
[The scene opens up in a dark room - it's near impossible to see what the room contains. No sound is able to be heard, either, untill light footsteps echo throughout the room. As this happens "Did Ya Think" by The Veronicas hits and a voice over begins speaking. As this happens, clips of Angie beating her opponents play.]
Voice Over: DUEW - a place where legends are recognised. Where a legend is distinct from a superstar. Where a legend is seen as the greatest superstar to walk through that curtain and entertain the crowd. One legend that has stood on top of them all, one legend who stands out, one legend who's presence is felt..
[The song plays louder over the voice, drowning it out. The scenes black out, and two words come up on the screen.. "Angie Ryker".. they fade away, and "Returning To DUEW With A Freakin' Impact" takes its place.]
the song fades out as life in the fast lane fades in. A mass of green and gold pyro goes off brining DUEW in.
The first match gets straight underway. Luda v Jayle. The match is a 5 mintue bore, Luda clearly dominated the entire match. Luda finshes it of by going to the 4 count with the Luda Lock the a perfect Luda Miester and a 3 count ends it all.
the next match is Ballistic v Brett. The match gets of to an amazing start, both men apper to be perfoming equally. Ballistic ends it supberbly win a superplex and then scoring the pin.
[The scene fades in inside a hotel room of some sort. It seems really well done up - a five class room, with a great view out onto the ocean, the water gliste--]
.. Someone: What the hell are you doing in here?
Camera Man: Hmm? Oh, I'm just getting some footage for DUEW, for your return and all.
.. Someone: I'm returning WHERE?
Camera Man: DUEW - Down Under Extreme Wrestling, y'know. You're booked on the next card..
.. Someone: Well, this is the first time I've heard of my return there. I guess the person who made that card was just hoping that their dreams would become a reality. I mean me, back in DUEW - that's outrageous.
Camera Man: I can't uhh, speak on their behalf, but I know there's a wad of cash with your name on it if you show up.
.. Someone: Cash aye? Hmmm.. I'll think about it. But for now, get your ugly ass outta MY five star hotel room - don't make me call the authorities!
Camera Man: O-O-Okay!
[The camera man scampers out of the room. Scene fades.]
The next match is scheduled to be SCSA v Animal. The match gets off to a slow start but soon heets up, SCSA throws animal to the outside and they brawl arond the ring, 1 of them rolling in every 10 seconds to break the refs count. AT one stage stone cold rolls into the ring and then out the oposite side. Animal sees his opertuinty and grabs a chair. he chages into the ring ring but scxsa had the same idea, they both swing and fing there mark, the match ends with a double DQ
The next match is sceuled to be jonny v jimmy v lemmy v a mistery legend.
[The scene opens up in a dark room - it's near impossible to see what the room contains. No sound is able to be heard, either, untill light footsteps echo throughout the room. As this happens "Did Ya Think" by The Veronicas hits and a voice over begins speaking. As this happens, clips of Angie beating her opponents play.]
Voice Over: DUEW - a place where legends are recognised. Where a legend is distinct from a superstar. Where a legend is seen as the greatest superstar to walk through that curtain and entertain the crowd. One legend that has stood on top of them all, one legend who stands out, one legend who's presence is felt..
[The song plays louder over the voice, drowning it out. The scenes black out, and two words come up on the screen.. "Angie Ryker".. they fade away, and "Returning To DUEW With A Freakin' Impact" takes its place.]
the song fades out as life in the fast lane fades in. A mass of green and gold pyro goes off brining DUEW in.
The first match gets straight underway. Luda v Jayle. The match is a 5 mintue bore, Luda clearly dominated the entire match. Luda finshes it of by going to the 4 count with the Luda Lock the a perfect Luda Miester and a 3 count ends it all.
the next match is Ballistic v Brett. The match gets of to an amazing start, both men apper to be perfoming equally. Ballistic ends it supberbly win a superplex and then scoring the pin.
[The scene fades in inside a hotel room of some sort. It seems really well done up - a five class room, with a great view out onto the ocean, the water gliste--]
.. Someone: What the hell are you doing in here?
Camera Man: Hmm? Oh, I'm just getting some footage for DUEW, for your return and all.
.. Someone: I'm returning WHERE?
Camera Man: DUEW - Down Under Extreme Wrestling, y'know. You're booked on the next card..
.. Someone: Well, this is the first time I've heard of my return there. I guess the person who made that card was just hoping that their dreams would become a reality. I mean me, back in DUEW - that's outrageous.
Camera Man: I can't uhh, speak on their behalf, but I know there's a wad of cash with your name on it if you show up.
.. Someone: Cash aye? Hmmm.. I'll think about it. But for now, get your ugly ass outta MY five star hotel room - don't make me call the authorities!
Camera Man: O-O-Okay!
[The camera man scampers out of the room. Scene fades.]
The next match is scheduled to be SCSA v Animal. The match gets off to a slow start but soon heets up, SCSA throws animal to the outside and they brawl arond the ring, 1 of them rolling in every 10 seconds to break the refs count. AT one stage stone cold rolls into the ring and then out the oposite side. Animal sees his opertuinty and grabs a chair. he chages into the ring ring but scxsa had the same idea, they both swing and fing there mark, the match ends with a double DQ
The next match is sceuled to be jonny v jimmy v lemmy v a mistery legend.
The first 3 men come down to the ring and the ref is about to start the match. but then
[The arena blacks out. "Did Ya Think" by The Veronicas blares from the loudspeakers and Angie Ryker steps out onto the stage, to a thunderous obvation of cheers and boo's. She's not dressed to wrestle, however. She walks down to the ring and grabs the mic, hits it on the top and waits for the crowd to settle down.]
Angie Ryker: So.. this is what's come of DUEW. You lose me, therefore you've lost all that was great in DUEW. You go through a bad time in DUEW, where you've got nobody bringing in the crowds, because I know you're all here just to see me. You book me on a card WITHOUT my knowledge of the situation and expect me to wrestle for these no good low-life fans? Y'all got it all wrong.
[The crowd boo's loudly.]
Angie Ryker: Now, I'm sorry to cut your encounter with greatness short but I've got places to be. I'll be expecting my paycheck soon, after all, I DID make an appearance. Good-fuckin'-bye!
[The crowd boo's even louder. Angie goes to walk out of the ring, but Jonny Stripes grabs her shoulder and turns her around. He laughs a bit, then grabs the mic off her.]
Jonny Stripes: Angie.. Angie, Angie, Angie. This isn't like you.. backing down from a fight. But I can understand that you're too scared to fight me, after all, I'm just too.. fuckin'.. good!
Angie Ryker: Oh no you didn't!! I swear Jonny, I owe you so many ass kickings it's insane.
Jonny Stripes: What are you waiting for.. BITCH!
Angie Ryker: That's it!
The match gets under imedatly. Jimmy and jonny start to brawl leaving angie and lemmy to duke it out. Both pairs are going at it hard when the action spills to the out side, angie and lemmy brawl on the ramp. Lemmy slowly crawls with way with anige at his heals as the ref contnues his count. Angie realises too late what the count, tries to make her way back but can't, Lemmy and Angie are elimated leaving jonny and jimmy to see who becomes the tag contenders. All of a sudden out of know where Lance comes and hits jonny from behind, as the ref tries to get him out jimmy and jonny continue to fight. Lover comes down chair in hand and runs into the ring, he goes to hit Jimmy, but jimmy ducks and knocks jonny out cold. The ref sees this and lets go of luda, and then luda and lover duke it out as Jimmy coveres jonny and wins the match. He then helps luda distroy lover and the two men stand in the middle of the ring arms raised, ready to go to Boxing Day Bash and become tthe tag champs.
After the ring has cleard Mr howard face appears on the big screen
Mr Howard: I am here to annouse the last 2 matches at the up and coming ppv Boxing Day Bash. Wll the 2nd last match is going to be Luda v Jonny strips for the World title belt. And the main event, for the covented spot as the world title contender at Australia Day Down Under 2 will be... Jimmy v The winner of the next match v The winner of tonights iron man match.
The crowd are screaming with chears as the screen just goes black, they all know what is going to happen know.
the next match is lover v joey, the match is short but exighting, Lover is fighting hard but joey is all over, joey hits the napolien cutter and it is all over in 1,2,3.
The next match is the iron man match, the names Disturbed,Pyro, Nicho Z and Lance all come up on screen with a big 0 beside each one of them, a clock appears on the board that is set to 20:00.
The match begins and Disturbed heads for Lance as Pyro begins to dismantle Nicho z, he scores the first point of the match extremyl quickley
Dist: 0, Pyro:1, Nicho Z:0, Lance:0. 19:43
the match goes on with many, dize bombs and other amazing manouveres.
19 min a warning bell sounds and up on the board we can see
dist:1, pyro:3, nicho:3, Lance:1. 1:00
nicho and pyro take a step back and cath their breath
lance and dist fight it out and with 3 seconds left dist scores
the bell goes. lance is elimnated, and the match is made no DQ's
Dist goes to work imedatly, this kind of match is his style.
it is obvoius how this 20 mintues is going to go down when the score ends
Dist:5, pyro:4, nicho:3
nicho is eliminated and the last 20 mintues of table action gets underway.
the extreme action leades to not many points. Pyro scores 1 point early on but not much else happens, with 1 mintue to go the sores are locked, a table is in the middle of the ring and both men are standing, Pyro seems to have the upper hand and dist is backed up againts the table, 10 seconds to go a pyro has almost pushed dist through, 5 seconds, 3 seconds, out of knowhere dist grabs pyro by the ears and throws his trough the table, for the final point of the match, and the right to be in the main event come boxing day bash.
Final scroe: Dist 6 over pyro 5 over nicho 3 over lance 1.
Voice Over: DUEW - a place where legends are recognised. Where a legend is distinct from a superstar. Where a legend is seen as the greatest superstar to walk through that curtain and entertain the crowd. One legend that has stood on top of them all, one legend who stands out, one legend who's presence is felt..
[The song plays louder over the voice, drowning it out. The scenes black out, and two words come up on the screen.. "Angie Ryker".. they fade away, and "Returning To DUEW With A Freakin' Impact" takes its place.]
the song fades out as life in the fast lane fades in. A mass of green and gold pyro goes off brining DUEW in.
The first match gets straight underway. Luda v Jayle. The match is a 5 mintue bore, Luda clearly dominated the entire match. Luda finshes it of by going to the 4 count with the Luda Lock the a perfect Luda Miester and a 3 count ends it all.
the next match is Ballistic v Brett. The match gets of to an amazing start, both men apper to be perfoming equally. Ballistic ends it supberbly win a superplex and then scoring the pin.
[The scene fades in inside a hotel room of some sort. It seems really well done up - a five class room, with a great view out onto the ocean, the water gliste--]
.. Someone: What the hell are you doing in here?
Camera Man: Hmm? Oh, I'm just getting some footage for DUEW, for your return and all.
.. Someone: I'm returning WHERE?
Camera Man: DUEW - Down Under Extreme Wrestling, y'know. You're booked on the next card..
.. Someone: Well, this is the first time I've heard of my return there. I guess the person who made that card was just hoping that their dreams would become a reality. I mean me, back in DUEW - that's outrageous.
Camera Man: I can't uhh, speak on their behalf, but I know there's a wad of cash with your name on it if you show up.
.. Someone: Cash aye? Hmmm.. I'll think about it. But for now, get your ugly ass outta MY five star hotel room - don't make me call the authorities!
Camera Man: O-O-Okay!
[The camera man scampers out of the room. Scene fades.]
The next match is scheduled to be SCSA v Animal. The match gets off to a slow start but soon heets up, SCSA throws animal to the outside and they brawl arond the ring, 1 of them rolling in every 10 seconds to break the refs count. AT one stage stone cold rolls into the ring and then out the oposite side. Animal sees his opertuinty and grabs a chair. he chages into the ring ring but scxsa had the same idea, they both swing and fing there mark, the match ends with a double DQ
The next match is sceuled to be jonny v jimmy v lemmy v a mistery legend.
[The scene opens up in a dark room - it's near impossible to see what the room contains. No sound is able to be heard, either, untill light footsteps echo throughout the room. As this happens "Did Ya Think" by The Veronicas hits and a voice over begins speaking. As this happens, clips of Angie beating her opponents play.]
Voice Over: DUEW - a place where legends are recognised. Where a legend is distinct from a superstar. Where a legend is seen as the greatest superstar to walk through that curtain and entertain the crowd. One legend that has stood on top of them all, one legend who stands out, one legend who's presence is felt..
[The song plays louder over the voice, drowning it out. The scenes black out, and two words come up on the screen.. "Angie Ryker".. they fade away, and "Returning To DUEW With A Freakin' Impact" takes its place.]
the song fades out as life in the fast lane fades in. A mass of green and gold pyro goes off brining DUEW in.
The first match gets straight underway. Luda v Jayle. The match is a 5 mintue bore, Luda clearly dominated the entire match. Luda finshes it of by going to the 4 count with the Luda Lock the a perfect Luda Miester and a 3 count ends it all.
the next match is Ballistic v Brett. The match gets of to an amazing start, both men apper to be perfoming equally. Ballistic ends it supberbly win a superplex and then scoring the pin.
[The scene fades in inside a hotel room of some sort. It seems really well done up - a five class room, with a great view out onto the ocean, the water gliste--]
.. Someone: What the hell are you doing in here?
Camera Man: Hmm? Oh, I'm just getting some footage for DUEW, for your return and all.
.. Someone: I'm returning WHERE?
Camera Man: DUEW - Down Under Extreme Wrestling, y'know. You're booked on the next card..
.. Someone: Well, this is the first time I've heard of my return there. I guess the person who made that card was just hoping that their dreams would become a reality. I mean me, back in DUEW - that's outrageous.
Camera Man: I can't uhh, speak on their behalf, but I know there's a wad of cash with your name on it if you show up.
.. Someone: Cash aye? Hmmm.. I'll think about it. But for now, get your ugly ass outta MY five star hotel room - don't make me call the authorities!
Camera Man: O-O-Okay!
[The camera man scampers out of the room. Scene fades.]
The next match is scheduled to be SCSA v Animal. The match gets off to a slow start but soon heets up, SCSA throws animal to the outside and they brawl arond the ring, 1 of them rolling in every 10 seconds to break the refs count. AT one stage stone cold rolls into the ring and then out the oposite side. Animal sees his opertuinty and grabs a chair. he chages into the ring ring but scxsa had the same idea, they both swing and fing there mark, the match ends with a double DQ
The next match is sceuled to be jonny v jimmy v lemmy v a mistery legend.
The first 3 men come down to the ring and the ref is about to start the match. but then
[The arena blacks out. "Did Ya Think" by The Veronicas blares from the loudspeakers and Angie Ryker steps out onto the stage, to a thunderous obvation of cheers and boo's. She's not dressed to wrestle, however. She walks down to the ring and grabs the mic, hits it on the top and waits for the crowd to settle down.]
Angie Ryker: So.. this is what's come of DUEW. You lose me, therefore you've lost all that was great in DUEW. You go through a bad time in DUEW, where you've got nobody bringing in the crowds, because I know you're all here just to see me. You book me on a card WITHOUT my knowledge of the situation and expect me to wrestle for these no good low-life fans? Y'all got it all wrong.
[The crowd boo's loudly.]
Angie Ryker: Now, I'm sorry to cut your encounter with greatness short but I've got places to be. I'll be expecting my paycheck soon, after all, I DID make an appearance. Good-fuckin'-bye!
[The crowd boo's even louder. Angie goes to walk out of the ring, but Jonny Stripes grabs her shoulder and turns her around. He laughs a bit, then grabs the mic off her.]
Jonny Stripes: Angie.. Angie, Angie, Angie. This isn't like you.. backing down from a fight. But I can understand that you're too scared to fight me, after all, I'm just too.. fuckin'.. good!
Angie Ryker: Oh no you didn't!! I swear Jonny, I owe you so many ass kickings it's insane.
Jonny Stripes: What are you waiting for.. BITCH!
Angie Ryker: That's it!
The match gets under imedatly. Jimmy and jonny start to brawl leaving angie and lemmy to duke it out. Both pairs are going at it hard when the action spills to the out side, angie and lemmy brawl on the ramp. Lemmy slowly crawls with way with anige at his heals as the ref contnues his count. Angie realises too late what the count, tries to make her way back but can't, Lemmy and Angie are elimated leaving jonny and jimmy to see who becomes the tag contenders. All of a sudden out of know where Lance comes and hits jonny from behind, as the ref tries to get him out jimmy and jonny continue to fight. Lover comes down chair in hand and runs into the ring, he goes to hit Jimmy, but jimmy ducks and knocks jonny out cold. The ref sees this and lets go of luda, and then luda and lover duke it out as Jimmy coveres jonny and wins the match. He then helps luda distroy lover and the two men stand in the middle of the ring arms raised, ready to go to Boxing Day Bash and become tthe tag champs.
After the ring has cleard Mr howard face appears on the big screen
Mr Howard: I am here to annouse the last 2 matches at the up and coming ppv Boxing Day Bash. Wll the 2nd last match is going to be Luda v Jonny strips for the World title belt. And the main event, for the covented spot as the world title contender at Australia Day Down Under 2 will be... Jimmy v The winner of the next match v The winner of tonights iron man match.
The crowd are screaming with chears as the screen just goes black, they all know what is going to happen know.
the next match is lover v joey, the match is short but exighting, Lover is fighting hard but joey is all over, joey hits the napolien cutter and it is all over in 1,2,3.
The next match is the iron man match, the names Disturbed,Pyro, Nicho Z and Lance all come up on screen with a big 0 beside each one of them, a clock appears on the board that is set to 20:00.
The match begins and Disturbed heads for Lance as Pyro begins to dismantle Nicho z, he scores the first point of the match extremyl quickley
Dist: 0, Pyro:1, Nicho Z:0, Lance:0. 19:43
the match goes on with many, dize bombs and other amazing manouveres.
19 min a warning bell sounds and up on the board we can see
dist:1, pyro:3, nicho:3, Lance:1. 1:00
nicho and pyro take a step back and cath their breath
lance and dist fight it out and with 3 seconds left dist scores
the bell goes. lance is elimnated, and the match is made no DQ's
Dist goes to work imedatly, this kind of match is his style.
it is obvoius how this 20 mintues is going to go down when the score ends
Dist:5, pyro:4, nicho:3
nicho is eliminated and the last 20 mintues of table action gets underway.
the extreme action leades to not many points. Pyro scores 1 point early on but not much else happens, with 1 mintue to go the sores are locked, a table is in the middle of the ring and both men are standing, Pyro seems to have the upper hand and dist is backed up againts the table, 10 seconds to go a pyro has almost pushed dist through, 5 seconds, 3 seconds, out of knowhere dist grabs pyro by the ears and throws his trough the table, for the final point of the match, and the right to be in the main event come boxing day bash.
Final scroe: Dist 6 over pyro 5 over nicho 3 over lance 1.