I am here for a reason!

[Pyro]

Pyro goes on the ring. The audience don't know how to react because they see him for a first time. He takes a mic and...

Pyro: I know that I shouldn't be here tonight but still I couldn't resist the chance of getting on the ring and present myself to all of these fans. So get ready for some rhymes people!

I am not a big sucker,
I am not a motherfucker,
I am not another bitch,
Neither am I just a snitch.
I am an easy-going fellow.
I have voice, soft and mellow.
I am king of informality.
I have style and personality.
I am stunning, I am charming.
I am really enchanting.
That's what I am!
I don't care if you like me
everybody wants to fight me!
After we finish I can bet
that you won't take another breath!
When I get on the ring with you
you will just hear the "boo"
Coz the fans are with me!
They are the ones that I respect
and because of them I want to be perfect!
I am ready to even use stones,
so I can crash your damn bones.
Hey girls if you try my pie
it will take you in the sky!
Everybody else prepare to be hit,
because I have no limit.
I have no regrets
so here my rhyme ends.

Thank you for paying attention! You enjoyed it?

***The audience chears***

Pyro: I am here for a reason and that reason are over 15 000 fans here tonight!

[Angie Ryker]

["Pour Some Sugar On Me" hits and the crowd beings to boo greatly. Pyro looks confused as Angie Ryker walks out onto the stage, mic in hand.]

Angie Ryker: Hold on a second here, hold on a second. This isn't the streets of Brooklyn, this isn't a John Cena fest, this isn't an Eminem concert. This is a wrestling federation. But if you wanna do this rapping deal, like this is 8 Mile, I can take that. I can do anything because I just simply am too.. fuckin'.. good. So, shut the fuck up and.. listen.. dawg.

Pyro.. wanna come out here on my turf
And just prove that you have been a mistake since birth?
And running you mouth like that, you've got quite the ego
You're rhyming like you think you're a pro, but your rhymes don't flow
I'd know how you'd run here, since I'm a history maker
You'll need pit stops when my promo's drop, you're a faker
There's a reason why when you "c" rap it's crap,
The music, the "street speak" and the stupid backwards cap
If you think you'll last here.. dude, what drugs you been smoking?
And even with this little drop I've got you chokin'

[Crowd boo's.]

Angie Ryker: Whoa whoa whoa..

So you better return to your street corner, just like you should
Because I own this place and I'm just too.. fuckin'.. good!

[Crowd boo's again. "Angie Sucks" chants emerge.]

[Pyro]

Wow...The little girl is trying to rap.
Give me a break! You can't rap! But if you want to do it so badly "boss" I'll give you a free lesson. Here it comes!

I ain't the damn Eminem, I am just a simple man.
The street is where I belong and my dick is just too long.
I've known Cena for some time and he can't come up with a rhyme.
You are a just big time time sucker and a damn slacker.
You've got just everything and you think I can't change anything.
But when I step on the ring, get a mic and start to sing,
all the fans will scream and I will even beat a team!
I am simply the best and I can beat all the rest!
I'll be the best world champ and you can only stay on the ramp.
I don't care if you hold the fed coz I'll have you in my bed!

[Angie Ryker seem just confused when she see how cocky Pyro is]

So step the fuck back coz you can't keep up with my track.
You may scream, you may cry but in the end you'll say goodbye!

[The audience starts screaming]

Pyro: Woooow!!! Thank you people! That's how you should rap girl!