Noob with no idea

[Disturbed]

*Disturbed is standing in the middle of the ring, with his belt aroudn his waist, and a mic in his hand*

Disturbed- Ballistic, I don't even know why Mr.Howard is making me waste my time against you this Friday at Sunburn, because it's obvious that i'm going to kick your un-experienced ass into next week!!

*Huge cheer*

Disturbed- You may be wondering why I think this? Well I'll tell you why...
1. You have had only 2 small matches before, which outcomes were nothing special
2. The first one on one match your ever going to have is going to be the hardest and most excrusiating match you will ever take part in
3. That match is going to be againts the greatest Deathmatch compedator, and also one of the best wrestlers in the world, me, Disturbed!

*MASSIVE Cheer*

4. You are more focused on your match with the Hare next week than you are on this match, which is going to be the biggest match of your career. And if all things go correctly, it may well be your last, especially with the amount of focus you have on it now!!

*HUGE cheer*

Disturbed- So my advice to you is to play it safe, because if you don't....well hell.....even if you do, Disturbed is going to be waiting for you! I may strike with a chair, I may strike with a sledge hammer, or I may strike with my most powerful weapon of all, my natural talent and ability as a wrestler. But it won't matter what I stirke with, or in your sad case, how hard i strike,

*Big cheer and laughter*

because I know that with whatever I strike with, you are going down!!

*Huge cheer, Disturbed chants start, and then Disturbed's music hits and he begins to walk off, posing for the crowd, and pointing to his Deathmatch Belt!*#nosmileys

[Matt Hare]

OOC: Ballistic has had a match before though...he won the Battle Royal and was in the 4-man elimination match last Sunburn...

[Ballistic]

**Ballistic appears on the big screen!!**

Ballistic: You're going to kick my ass?? big words my friend. You think you can talk the talk, but come Sunburn on friday, can you walk the walk? Or will you buckle under pressure? You go on about 'how you beat this guy, and this guy, and you don't stand a chance, blah blah, BLAH! You think you're the best thing since the microwave... well i've got news for you, all good things come to an end. And the end of you will be this Friday at Sunburn. All that talk will mean nothing when I beat you down and win that title.

**Crowd boo Ballistic**

Ballistic: Oh and that Battle Royal was 'nothing special' to you? Just the fact I managed to beat every other wrestler in this business!! That's quite a win. I am more than ready for this match, it may be the hardest and most excruiciating match but I rise above the rest under pressure!!!

**Crowd begin to boo more loudly!!**

Ballistic: AND Disturbed, you call yourself the best wrestler in this business?? Having never versed you before all I can say to that is prove it to me, then mabye i'll show you some respect! I am preparing for this weeks match first, then next week.. I already have someone to defend my title against next week which is good, another challenge I am ready for!

**The screen fades to black**

[Disturbed]

Disturbed- Just as I thought, can't come out here and say any of that to my face! You have to say it on the titantron, well I'm tellin ya that no amount of talk on any titantron is going to save you this week at Sunburn!

*Huge cheer*

Disturbed- You also think that me, Disturbed, will buckle under pressure?!? This ain't some english class speach boy, this is the real deal. The only thing that will be buckling out there are your knees when they are repetadly hit by chairs and what ever other items I may choose to use!

*Big cheer*

Disturbed- Oh and I must say, Your little speech bout me thinking that I am as big as the microwave...What's that supposed to mean?!? You must have microwaves on the brain, coz you've already come to the inevitable conclusin that at Sunburn, your going to be fried!!

*Massive cheer, and Disturbed walks off to his music*