Post by Matt Hare on Feb 10, 2005 21:23:24 GMT 10
**Revolution hits the speakers as The Hare and Julio walk out of the curtains. Julio has a duffle bag over his shoulders and they head down to the ring**
The Hare: Good evening, I know this is a bit of de-ja-vu for all of you people but I am here to promote the new range of ring-gear that S.U.A.L have bought out. See, since I have such great promoting skills, and everyone wants to be just like me...I will start wearing items from the ring-gear range in my matches. There are many various colours of trunks and for you're intrest...I will tell you them. There is black, red, royal blue, silver, pink, aqua blue, maroon, gold, orange and white. And just a little bit of usefull information for you....I will be wearing my stylish new Red tights this week in my big title match! And since us at Shut Up and Wear-it! are so nice, we are giving away one pair of each colour of tights tonight so I will get Julio here to pick 10 lucky members of the crowd to come and claim their prize...
**Julio jumps down and picks 10 members of the crowd. They run into the ring and pick their favourite ones, but one person just walks up, he is the last one to get a pair and they are the Gold one, obviously everyone's leat favourite colour. The final fan grabs the tights and snatches the mic from The Hare's hand**
Mysterious Fan: I didn't come up here to get your stupid tights! I came here to tell you that no-one cares about these stupid clothing items you bring out! We wanna see some wrestling!
**Crowd cheers**
**The Hare seems shocked, not only because the fan stood upto him but also because the voice was somewhat familiar. He then grabs the fan's hat and pulls it off. It had fake hair attached. He then pulls off the sunglasses and reveals that the mystery fan is Ballistic. Ballistic then smiles at The Hare and hits him with an RKO. Ballistic's music sounds over the speakers as he heads back up the ramp laughing to himself**
The Hare: Good evening, I know this is a bit of de-ja-vu for all of you people but I am here to promote the new range of ring-gear that S.U.A.L have bought out. See, since I have such great promoting skills, and everyone wants to be just like me...I will start wearing items from the ring-gear range in my matches. There are many various colours of trunks and for you're intrest...I will tell you them. There is black, red, royal blue, silver, pink, aqua blue, maroon, gold, orange and white. And just a little bit of usefull information for you....I will be wearing my stylish new Red tights this week in my big title match! And since us at Shut Up and Wear-it! are so nice, we are giving away one pair of each colour of tights tonight so I will get Julio here to pick 10 lucky members of the crowd to come and claim their prize...
**Julio jumps down and picks 10 members of the crowd. They run into the ring and pick their favourite ones, but one person just walks up, he is the last one to get a pair and they are the Gold one, obviously everyone's leat favourite colour. The final fan grabs the tights and snatches the mic from The Hare's hand**
Mysterious Fan: I didn't come up here to get your stupid tights! I came here to tell you that no-one cares about these stupid clothing items you bring out! We wanna see some wrestling!
**Crowd cheers**
**The Hare seems shocked, not only because the fan stood upto him but also because the voice was somewhat familiar. He then grabs the fan's hat and pulls it off. It had fake hair attached. He then pulls off the sunglasses and reveals that the mystery fan is Ballistic. Ballistic then smiles at The Hare and hits him with an RKO. Ballistic's music sounds over the speakers as he heads back up the ramp laughing to himself**
