Post by squidman on Feb 15, 2005 0:53:08 GMT 10
The arena is full, as always, and the crowd are in jovial mood. Suddenly the arena flickers into darkness, except for the now snow white big screen. The screen pans out to the image of a huge computer animated St. George`s Cross. Stuart Redd stands in front of it, back to camera. Only his top half is visible and he is clad in a red england football shirt. On the back is "REDD" and underneath the number "1". As he stand saluting the flag the crowd erupts with chants of "YOU`RE A WANKER!" CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP! He turns and smiles to camera, the crowd dies down to hear what the pre-recorded Redd has to say.
[glow=red,2,300]Stuart Redd: Beautiful isn`t it? The flag of your ruling nation. It stirs up all kinds of images. Pride. Glory. Strength. Honour. That`s what this flag represents. But, there is a flag you all prefer isn`t there? A flag which stris up different images. What images does the Aussie flag represent? Fosters. Castlemaine. Hilbillies wrestling lizards in swamps. And last week Nicho Z proved to me that Americans are the only people stupider than the swamp dwelling, crocodile bait in Oz. He claimed he was proud to wear that image on his title belt. Proud to champion beer drinking, croc wrestling marmite suckers. Nicho Z, enjoy this..."honour". If that`s what you call representing the two most idiotic nations on the face of the Earth. Enjoy it while you can. Because I am coming, Nicho Z. And I will reclaim Australia for the soveriegn nation. And return it to the rule of it`s true leader...England.[/glow]
The screen fades to black, and the lights flash back on. The crowd BOO wildly and the show cuts to a promotional video for The Hare.
[glow=red,2,300]Stuart Redd: Beautiful isn`t it? The flag of your ruling nation. It stirs up all kinds of images. Pride. Glory. Strength. Honour. That`s what this flag represents. But, there is a flag you all prefer isn`t there? A flag which stris up different images. What images does the Aussie flag represent? Fosters. Castlemaine. Hilbillies wrestling lizards in swamps. And last week Nicho Z proved to me that Americans are the only people stupider than the swamp dwelling, crocodile bait in Oz. He claimed he was proud to wear that image on his title belt. Proud to champion beer drinking, croc wrestling marmite suckers. Nicho Z, enjoy this..."honour". If that`s what you call representing the two most idiotic nations on the face of the Earth. Enjoy it while you can. Because I am coming, Nicho Z. And I will reclaim Australia for the soveriegn nation. And return it to the rule of it`s true leader...England.[/glow]
The screen fades to black, and the lights flash back on. The crowd BOO wildly and the show cuts to a promotional video for The Hare.