Too Many Bad Memories.

[Matt Hare]

**Revolution hits the speakers as The Hare and Miss Mikky walk out of the curtains. The Hare, title around his waist. When they get to the ring, The Hare jumps up and sits on the bottom rope so Miss Mikky can get in, after she is in, he jumps the top rope and poses for the crowd who boo him loudly**

The Hare: You hear that?? That is the last time you hear "Revolution" as my entrance song! It brings back too many bad memories and I am here to announce some changes. First, I will be changing my entrance song from "Revolution" by the Beatles...to "Alright" by Supergrass.

**About 20 seconds of the song plays on the P.A system**

The Hare: Great isn't it??

**crowd murmor**

The Hare: Well anyway! To my second announcment...I have now legally changed the name of my clothing label from "Shut Up and Wear-It!" to "Wear of The Hare!" So....I hope you all have listened carefully because I'm going home!

**crowd cheer**

The Hare: Shut Up! On second thoughts...maybe I will stay!

**crowd boo**

**The Hare drops the mic and walks backstage, ignoring the crowd**

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[Jonny Stripes]

A picture of Jonny Stripes in hosptial comes up on the titantron. He is with the stripes girls, and also has a card board cut out of miss mikky with him.
"Hey Hare, whats up?"
The crowd erupts into a huge cheer at the site of the former champ with his four leading ladies. Hare is standing in the ring going red.
"Now, Hare. I am sooo sorry for interupting you, but seeing as i cant mess with you in person, i decided i'd broadcast(looks at stripe girl)of my own room."
Hare:"GET OFF! CUT THE POWER! GO AWAY...."
"I just want to announce my new segment, i have discussed it with mr.howard and it has the a-ok"
Miss Mikky:"Leave us alone. We dont like you..."
"Oh, but i like you." Holds up card board cut out of Miss.Mikky
"You are so much prettier up close"
Miss Mikky blushes and looks away.
"Shame about that huge ass though!"
At this Miss. Mikky and The Hare start shouting at the screen.
"Well we have to go soon so, i guess i should wrap this up.
I hereby anounce to you all. My new highlights show
"JOLLY JONNY'S VARIETY SHOW" "I will be interviewing people, girls will dance and there will generally be a feeling of jovial mischief"
With that the image goes off leaving hare still in the ring...