Back and as fresh as a daisy!

[Matt Hare]

**"Aliright" sounds over the speakers as The Hare walks out with his title looped over his shoulder, a "Gon-Drunk's Sports Bar" shirt on and white tights on. He gets to the ring and grabs a mic off the ring announcer**

The Hare: I'm out here to tell all of my fans one thing...

**crowd boo's loudly and chants "You-Got-No-Fans!"**

The Hare: And that is that I'm as fresh as a daisy and I'm pumped for my match this week. See..that scene at the pub turned out just right for me, the great people at Gon-Drunk's Sports Bar called the ambulance when they saw me lying there and now I'm feeling great! Thanks Gon!

**A big "Gon-Drunk's Sports Bar" logo starts flashing on the big screen**

The Hare: But as for Nicho, he has probably got 4 or 5 broken ribs and gasping for air at the moment and is no-where near fit for our match this Sunburn. Sorry Nicho...no-more Aus title for you!

**The Hare waits in the ring for Nicho's response**

[Ballistic]

**The crowd anticipate the arrival of Nicho, but instead Ballistic's music hits the arena. The crowd go crazy!! Ballistic stands at the top of the ramp**

The Hare: What the hell are you doing here!!

Ballistic: I couldn't let you all have you say about this match without me having my say now could I? I'm a bit disappointed I wasn't at the bar, watching you all pummel each other, but this will turn out being an advantage for me on friday. If you are all too busy fighting between yourselves, then i'll be fit as a fiddle come sunburn and win both the titles with ease!! Which i'm going to do either way!!

**The crowd begin to chant for Ballistic**

Ballistic: Also, you're only making life harder for youself Hare. I think it'll be you that's first eliminated at sunburn, because none of us others feel you have the right to be there, champion or not. It'll come down to me and Nicho, ending up with a Ballistic victory, but being the kind fella I am, i'll give Nicho a title shot the very next week!! You Hare, you will get NOTHING!!

**Ballistic begins to laugh and wanders off out back**

[nicho]

*in the end begins to play and the crowed go nuts and nicho has taped up ribs and he grabs a mic*

Nicho: Hare you didnt even break one of my ribs so dont go braging, you only bruised them, thats it and i will be 110% by friday night with the treatment im getting everyday of this week!

(crowed cheer)

Nicho: yes the pool stick did break but your hit wasnt hard enough to bust up one of these babies *nicho points to his ribs*

(crowed cheer)

Nicho: ballistic you have got one thing right and that is that it will come down to me and you because we are the 2 best wrestlers in that match BUT you have one thing wrong.... and it wont end with a ballistic victory because it will be another NICHO "Z" VICTORY!!!

(crowed cheer for NI-CHO- Z and ballistic)

*nicho waits for a reply*

[Knightmare]

*Knightmare walks out and stands next to Nicho. He holds up the neck of the bottle he broke over Hare's head.*

KNIGHTMARE: Hare, not to be a pain in the arse, but you owe me a beer!

(crowd laughs)