One simple move!

[Matt Hare]

**The arena goes green, then purple, then orange, then back to normal. Pyro explode from the titan-tron in the shape of the letter "H" and "Alright" begins to play. The Hare emerges from the curtains wearing a white "Without me it would just be Aweso" t-shirt, his new purple tights and the World Title looped over his shoulder. He makes his way down to the ring, slides in and gets a mic off the ring announcer**

The Hare: *deep breath* Don't you all just love my new entrance??!! It is just so awesome, but without me in it...it would just be aweso!

**Hare laughs to himself as the crowd boo**

The Hare: Well it's nice to see you like it because it is costing DUEW $3000 every time it goes off!

**crowd boo louder**

The Hare: And I'm feeling great. I am the new World Champ and no-one can touch me 'till Tuesday!

**crowd boo**

The Hare: Just on the topic of the World title...so much for your great 'champion' in Ballistic. I beat him with a few punches and one simple move! He tapped like a bitch to my modified sharpshooter. Maybe it is my lucky move...I have made more people tap with it than the number of people president Bush has killed in the past year!

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OOC: #TBC by Ballistic or Jonny Strips only#

Jonny Stripes because I badmouthed Bush

[Jonny Stripes]

Born in the USA plays loudly
Jonny walks out with a broad smile on his face
"Now c'mon, you think you can get me all worked up over this... i have been in the land down under for half a year...i no longer love the US president...nope...what a suprise...thats right, i mean i'm as Australian as vegemite, or, or, or sour grapes"
(the crowd boo)
Jonny laughs
"ok, but remember the union final, ha...it was my first visit here, on a trip to talk to Mr. Howard about DUEW forming...haha...no, sorry Hare...i'm in love with Mr. Howard now...thats right JOHN HOWARD"
Crowd and Jonny laugh before walking offstage...

(ooc-isnt johny boy great everyone???)