Not crazy

[Julio]

**"Alright" sounds over the speakers as Julio walks out of the curtains wearing his yellow DT's and white ring-jacket. He gets into the ring and calls for a mic. When he gets it, he gets out of the ring and stands on one of the announcer's tables**

Julio: You probably all think I am crazy for not standing in the ring. But I'm not, see this makes you look at me incase I do something stupid and in the ring, I pretty much can't do anything stupid. Well listen up!! Disturbed and Animal...you better savour your time with those titles around your waists because after Friday, the closest you will get to them is the occasional "hit to the face!" That's right, I have been spending more time in the gym than with my baby son! And just to prove it...

**Julio takes off his ring-jacket and drops it on the ground, showing his newly-developed muscles**

Julio: Look at these pecks!!!!

Jonathan Jefferies: You know Tom, they aren't really that big...

Tom C: Shut up incase he hears you...!

**Julio hears these comments so he jumps down off the table and walks around to Jonathan Jefferies**

Julio: Not that big? Hey...I bet they're bigger than your old man boobs!

**Julio grabs Jonathan Jefferies' jacket, trying to pull it off when "Bound" by the band Disturbed hits the speakers and Disturbed runs down the ramp. The crowd are going absolutley crazy as Disturbed runs over to Julio and grabs him by the hair, throws him in the ring and stands him up. Disturbed gets a mic and begins to speak**

Disturbed: It doesn't feel so good to be picked on by someone stronger than you...does it??

**Disturbed lifts Julio up in a powerbomb. He keeps him up on his shoulders and begins to walk over to the ropes, he throws Julio the top of the ropes and Julio luckily lands on his feet, but soon falls flat onto his face. Disturbed stands in the ring posing for the crowd as the crowd cheer crazily and chant "Dis-turbed, Dis-turbed"**

[Animal]

*Animal runs out to the ring with his tag team title on his shoulder*

Animal - HAHAHAHA true you have been spending time at the gym

AT THE GAY GYM

*Animal does and impression of julio with a lisp and a high pitched voice making him sound gay crod laughs*

Animal -0 also these tag team titles are going no where bnecause your pussy ass and your farker up fuck tart friend hare are going to get the shit kicked out of you at sunburn and we'll put you in your damn place to shut you guys up.

*Crowd go crazy with cheers*

Julio - WHAT!!!!

Animal - Yes you hered my your ass kicked off the side of the planet!!

*Julio tries to star animal down but fails*

*Animal lunges at julio making him stumble out of the ring*

*But julio givbes animal the finger at the suide of the ring and then julio and animal star each other down*

[Matt Hare]

**As Julio and Animal are staring eachother down, the arena turns green, then purple, orange and finally back to normal. Pyro explodes at the top of the ring and The Hare emerges from the curtains with his World Title in his left hand, mic in his right. After about 5 seconds of walking, he begins to run at Animal who looks back and runsto teh other side of the ring. The Hare and Julio simultaniously get into the ring and start stalking Animal**

The Hare: You are so funny Animal that I forgot to laugh!! Gay gym?? What the gay is that?? You are about as funny as my 9 year old cousin. Wait, actually...my cousin is funnier!!

Animal: You aren't exactly a comedian yourself, Hare...!

The Hare: Well, according to Disturbed...I'm way funnier than you!

**crowd: oooooooo**

Animal: Disturbed would never say that about me, we are brothers, and pals!! Oh...I see what you're trying to do, you're trying to psyc me out so I'm not concentrated on the match at Sunburn.

The Hare: Hey I could care less about the match at Sunburn. The only reason I will compete in it is to show you and Disturbed the beating of you lifes!! And to give my mate Julio here his first DUEW title...

**The Hare punches Julio in the arm and smiles**

Julio: No, I couldn't care less about the titles either... I'm just in it to show Disturbed not to mess with me or Hare!!

**Julio taps Hare on the shoulder and they slide out of the ring. They then begin to head up the ramp**

[Jonny Stripes]

The arena turns pitch black, sending the fans ballistic and Julio hysteric. Suddenly the arena flashes in red, white and blue lights and "born in the usa" plays to another huge roar...As the lights come back on Hare and Julio stop in there tracks at the site of Jonny Stripes......with a SLEDGEHAMMER!!
"Hey Hare, Julio...Thought I'd make things a bit more equal out here" Tapping his hands with the hammer
Julio gets so freaked he sprints into the crowd, leaving Hare sandwiched between Animal and Disturbed and Jonny and the sledgehammer. Suddenly they charge him, Hare runs so quick he leaves his title with the new team of Animal, Disturbed and Jonny Stripes...
The three pick up the title and smile....


Half an hour later, with Jonny and the hammer standing guard, Animal and Disturbed have his title suspended high above the ring...the friends laugh and walk into the back, carrying the huge ladders with them, so Hare cannot reach his title...