Post by Matt Hare on May 24, 2006 18:59:08 GMT 10
**Matt Hare is walking backstage wearing a dark brown suit, with a gold undershirt and a black tie. He walks down the hallway for a while until he bumps shoulders with a walker-by, who he pushes out of the road and keeps walking. The walker then chases Hare, grabs him bu the right shoulder and spins him around - revealing the man to be none other than...Hunter**
Hunter: Hey, hey, hey. Watch it there, champ.
Matt Hare: Shut up, Hunter!
**Hare goes to walk off, but Hunter stops him and begins to smirk**
Hunter: Oh, sorry. My mistake. Lets start again - hey, hey, hey. Watch it there ex-champ!
**Matt stares into Hunter's eyes, looking very offended**
Hunter: What's that? Oh, did Disturbed take your tongue too?
Matt Hare: Listen, Hunter. Disturbed stole that belt off me. He never won it fair and square - he is a theif! And what are you on about anyway? You've never even held a freakin' TITLE in this company, let alone the World Title...4 times!
Hunter: There's a reason for that. Maybe because...I just got here?! Maybe the fact that...you've been here for well over a year?! But you watch, Matt. You watch me climb that mountain that is DUEW. You watch me become...KING of the Mountain that is DUEW!
**Matt begins to make 'chattering' actions with his hand and imitating Hunter**
Matt Hare: "Mneh, mneh, I'm gonna become champion. I'm gonna be a success. Mneh, mneh" This is starting to sound awfully familiar, Hunter. Oh, now I know why - because it's been said a million times! Animal...Shazzer...Jonathon Rio. There's been loads of men come up to me and give me that little speech, but do you know where those men are now?
Hunter: ...No...
Matt Hare: Exactly! They're nothings. Nobodies. They didn't accomplish anything here, and now they've disappeared off the face of the earth! And I was the one that ended all of their careers. I was the one that ended the careers of DUEW greats such as Nicho "Z" and Ballistic. Hell, I broke Ballistic's freakin back! And I'm the one that ends careers of those wannabe up-and-comers such as yourself. So I guess I'll be seeing you at Sunburn. *Wink* Take care of yourself - while you can...
**Hare slaps Hunter hard on the shoulder and walks off, looking very proud of himself as Hunter looks on in confusion**
Hunter: Hey, hey, hey. Watch it there, champ.
Matt Hare: Shut up, Hunter!
**Hare goes to walk off, but Hunter stops him and begins to smirk**
Hunter: Oh, sorry. My mistake. Lets start again - hey, hey, hey. Watch it there ex-champ!
**Matt stares into Hunter's eyes, looking very offended**
Hunter: What's that? Oh, did Disturbed take your tongue too?
Matt Hare: Listen, Hunter. Disturbed stole that belt off me. He never won it fair and square - he is a theif! And what are you on about anyway? You've never even held a freakin' TITLE in this company, let alone the World Title...4 times!
Hunter: There's a reason for that. Maybe because...I just got here?! Maybe the fact that...you've been here for well over a year?! But you watch, Matt. You watch me climb that mountain that is DUEW. You watch me become...KING of the Mountain that is DUEW!
**Matt begins to make 'chattering' actions with his hand and imitating Hunter**
Matt Hare: "Mneh, mneh, I'm gonna become champion. I'm gonna be a success. Mneh, mneh" This is starting to sound awfully familiar, Hunter. Oh, now I know why - because it's been said a million times! Animal...Shazzer...Jonathon Rio. There's been loads of men come up to me and give me that little speech, but do you know where those men are now?
Hunter: ...No...
Matt Hare: Exactly! They're nothings. Nobodies. They didn't accomplish anything here, and now they've disappeared off the face of the earth! And I was the one that ended all of their careers. I was the one that ended the careers of DUEW greats such as Nicho "Z" and Ballistic. Hell, I broke Ballistic's freakin back! And I'm the one that ends careers of those wannabe up-and-comers such as yourself. So I guess I'll be seeing you at Sunburn. *Wink* Take care of yourself - while you can...
**Hare slaps Hunter hard on the shoulder and walks off, looking very proud of himself as Hunter looks on in confusion**