Post by Lemmy Campbell on Aug 12, 2006 20:07:40 GMT 10
"Stand" on "Motorhead" hits the hall. A motorcycle is heard and the ramp is lighten by many lights in different colors. Then Lenny goes through the ramp with his Harley. He stops next to the ring and turn off the bike. After that he goes on the ring with a guitar on his back and six beer cans. After that he goes on the turnbuckles and throws five from the six beers at the audience. He opens the last one lifted in the air to the audience.
Lemmy: Yo, dogs!
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: You know I was back there a and I was asking my self, are we going to be abel to beat the WCLU? We the Beer Drinkers? And I even take did like Ken, I asked God! I looked up and I said: "God, it's Lemmy! I know you knowme and I think I know you. I really haven't spoke to you in ages but I want to ask you something. Can we, the Beer Drinkers, defeat WCLU?' And then I heard a voice. And do you know what that voice said? He said: "Lemmy... LETS GO AND A BEER!" Yeah that's right it was Austin!
[The crowd laughs]
Lemmy: We went for a beer and afterthat beer, actually after five beers, or was it ten...
[The crowdlaughs again]
Lemmy: Actually it doesn't matter. What matters is that I understood something. The question is no can we beat WCLU the question is will WCLU survive the beat up we are going to give to them!
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: So with Austin we dicided that we need to know who's our ladie before the evening sowe flip a coint. The one who gets heads is with Hare and the tales is with Julio. So we bout took out couis and we had to throw ten times to get a different thing. That was some fucking luck. But in the end I get to dance with... HARE!
[The crowd cheers and Lemmy is looking happy too]
Lemmy: Now Hare I will love to beat your ass and show you something! And that is that LEMMY CAMPBELL IS READY TOROCK YOUR WORLD AND ROLL YOU OUT OF THE RING WHEN HE IS DONE WITH YOU!
[The crowd let their biggest cheer yet]
Lemmy: Hare, I am something you are never going to be, a real man!
[the crowd cheers]
Lemmy: A real man DON"T stand back from a challenge andTHE DEATHMATCHES ARE EXACTLY THAT CHALENGES!
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: You say no more deathmatches with your buddy in the beggining, well after this friday Matt the deathmatches will look like a child's play, I garantee you that!
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: AndI am not even going to do that for the title, no! I am going to do it for THE KING... THE KING AUDIENCE!
[The crowd goes crazy and "Stand" hits the hall]
Lemmy: Yo, dogs!
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: You know I was back there a and I was asking my self, are we going to be abel to beat the WCLU? We the Beer Drinkers? And I even take did like Ken, I asked God! I looked up and I said: "God, it's Lemmy! I know you knowme and I think I know you. I really haven't spoke to you in ages but I want to ask you something. Can we, the Beer Drinkers, defeat WCLU?' And then I heard a voice. And do you know what that voice said? He said: "Lemmy... LETS GO AND A BEER!" Yeah that's right it was Austin!
[The crowd laughs]
Lemmy: We went for a beer and afterthat beer, actually after five beers, or was it ten...
[The crowdlaughs again]
Lemmy: Actually it doesn't matter. What matters is that I understood something. The question is no can we beat WCLU the question is will WCLU survive the beat up we are going to give to them!
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: So with Austin we dicided that we need to know who's our ladie before the evening sowe flip a coint. The one who gets heads is with Hare and the tales is with Julio. So we bout took out couis and we had to throw ten times to get a different thing. That was some fucking luck. But in the end I get to dance with... HARE!
[The crowd cheers and Lemmy is looking happy too]
Lemmy: Now Hare I will love to beat your ass and show you something! And that is that LEMMY CAMPBELL IS READY TOROCK YOUR WORLD AND ROLL YOU OUT OF THE RING WHEN HE IS DONE WITH YOU!
[The crowd let their biggest cheer yet]
Lemmy: Hare, I am something you are never going to be, a real man!
[the crowd cheers]
Lemmy: A real man DON"T stand back from a challenge andTHE DEATHMATCHES ARE EXACTLY THAT CHALENGES!
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: You say no more deathmatches with your buddy in the beggining, well after this friday Matt the deathmatches will look like a child's play, I garantee you that!
[The crowd cheers]
Lemmy: AndI am not even going to do that for the title, no! I am going to do it for THE KING... THE KING AUDIENCE!
[The crowd goes crazy and "Stand" hits the hall]