Post by Julio on Jul 9, 2006 15:35:39 GMT 10
DUEW interviewer, Joe is standing in front of theinterview set with a microphone in his hand.
Joe: Good evening everyone. I'm Joe - and tonight, I will be interviewing one of the four men competing in the number one contenders match for the Australian Title at Thunder Down Under; Julio.
The camera zooms out and reveals Julio standing next to Joe, wearing a black suit with blue shirt and black tie.
Julio: Thanks for the introduction, Joseph - but I'm not the type of person that the public doesn't know. I've been in the spotlight before. Incase you all have forgotten, I'm a Double Crown winner. I'm a former World Heavyweight Champion! I've held every wrestling title in this promotion...and that makes me the most experienced, celebrated, successful man in this match!
Joe: Ok, I'll keep that in mind. But who do you think is our biggest threat in the four corners?
Julio: Joe, I think you should stick to making watches. But, that was the best question you've asked me. I think my biggest threat would have to be Bret. Now, I know 'The Hitman' is nothing special, but I've never faced him and I've beaten those other clowns on numerous occasions. Hell, I stuck a thumbtack in the forehead of one of them!
Joe: And finally, what is going to happen is you win the four corners match and Joey Malone retains his title at Thunder Down Under?
Julio looks at the roof., then at the ground, he then looks at Joe and stomps his foot on the ground.
Julio: Shit!
Julio storms off looking very disappointed at himself.
Joe: Good evening everyone. I'm Joe - and tonight, I will be interviewing one of the four men competing in the number one contenders match for the Australian Title at Thunder Down Under; Julio.
The camera zooms out and reveals Julio standing next to Joe, wearing a black suit with blue shirt and black tie.
Julio: Thanks for the introduction, Joseph - but I'm not the type of person that the public doesn't know. I've been in the spotlight before. Incase you all have forgotten, I'm a Double Crown winner. I'm a former World Heavyweight Champion! I've held every wrestling title in this promotion...and that makes me the most experienced, celebrated, successful man in this match!
Joe: Ok, I'll keep that in mind. But who do you think is our biggest threat in the four corners?
Julio: Joe, I think you should stick to making watches. But, that was the best question you've asked me. I think my biggest threat would have to be Bret. Now, I know 'The Hitman' is nothing special, but I've never faced him and I've beaten those other clowns on numerous occasions. Hell, I stuck a thumbtack in the forehead of one of them!
Joe: And finally, what is going to happen is you win the four corners match and Joey Malone retains his title at Thunder Down Under?
Julio looks at the roof., then at the ground, he then looks at Joe and stomps his foot on the ground.
Julio: Shit!
Julio storms off looking very disappointed at himself.
