I come to have some fun...Angie ;)

[Mr. Lover]

The hall is lightened by many lights in different colors. After the music starts Mr. Lover comes out attended by 9 beautiful ladies. He pose on the ramp, step on the ring and all ladies start to dance. Mr. Lover greet the audience from the top rope under many fireworks and he start to dance with the ladies. After few moments the music stop and the ladies kiss him for good luck. The ladies go back stage. The audience is a little confused cuz they see him for first time .Mr. Lover gets a mic and starts talking.

Mr. Lover: HEY YO!!!… I am Mr. Lover and I am here to show you real wrestling.

[The audience cheers]

Mr. Lover: Now… I come from EWA to have some fun together …

[The audience cheers again]

Mr. Lover: I don’t have matches for now, so I am going to come on the ring from time to time and open my BIG MOUT …

[The audience cheers]

Mr. Lover: Yeah …. And talk about the assholes around and … of course about the beautiful women

[The audience cheers]

Mr. Lover: Now I would like to ask Angie Ryker to come on the ring and have a little chat… I just lied, nothing in me is little

[The crowd explodes into boos when "Pour Some Sugar On Me" by Def Leppard hits and Angie Ryker walks out onto the stage. She continues down the ramp, into the ring. She steps on the ring and try to get a mic, but Mr. Lover stops her]

Mr. Lover: No, no, no, no ... Hehehe, honey … for now you are going to listen THEN you’ll get your opportunity to talk, but for NOW … I will.

[Angie Ryker looks a little offended]

Mr. Lover: Yo … Hey… I’m sorry to ask you to come here tonight, I know you must be very busy, but I have something very important to tell you.… I just want you to know that I have this dream about you last night…

[Angie Ryker looks confused and angry]

Mr. Lover: No, no it’s not a joke. …

[The audience cheers]

Mr. Lover: You make me stay at attention. I can’t wait to see you in action.

[The audience cheers. Mr. Lover stops talking and stare at Angie Ryker tits. After a second he starts speaks again watching Angie Ryker in the eyes.]

Mr. Lover: Oh, s-sorry I ahhhh … I lost my concentration. I was looking in your breast.

[The audience cheers]

Lover: Oh I mean … no … you can make any one fall in love simply. You make five of my girls jealous. Each one of them wants to beat me.

[The audience cheers. Angie Ryker looks at Mr. Lover with surprise look]

Mr. Lover: To look at you is good for my health. Everything about you makes me in touch with myself.

[The audience cheers. Angie Ryker looks even more surprised Mr. Lover]

Mr. Lover: Look, look, look, look …

[Mr. Lover thrust one's hand into his pocket and Angie Ryker makes few steps back]

Mr. Lover: Hey … no, no, no, no, that’s ok, that’s ok. There’s 20 bucks. Can you please take off your shirt?

[the audience cheers]

[Angie Ryker is on her way to kill Mr. Lover but he immediately explain]

Mr. Lover: I’m just kidding . You are a class diva not a slut… No one watching us Angie why don’t you let me slap that ass?

[The audience cheers. Mr. Lover looks Angie Ryker and smiles]

Mr. Lover: Now is your turn to talk.

[Mr. Lover gives Angie Ryker one mic and ……]

[Joseph Malone]

As Angie takes the mike she is stoppedfrom speaking by the sound of Joey Malones music playing out. He comes out with his own mike and stays at the top of the ramp.

Joey: "Did I hear you say that that 'woman' is not a slut? Let me tell you something "Mr. Lover". You seem like a man with lots of experience with lots of ladies. Well take your experience with woman and look at Angies with blokes and you will see she is waaaay ahead of you"

Angie: "You shut your mouth Joey"

Joey continues unabated.

Joey: "Let me tell you, Mr. Lover, what exactly has Angie been up to in her 4 month stay here. Ryan James, Me, Nicho, Shazzer, Ballistic, Disturbed, Jonny Stripes and you want to tell me you want to touch that thing. That is foul. She is not past her 23rd birthday and she is worn out and tired. She is a slut, a low down, gutter slut. Nothing more and probably a hell of a lot less!"

[Mr. Lover]

Mr. Lover: Hey, yo! Sorry, dude but I forgot your name. I am new around so it’s not lame. I hope that you aren’t mad. I see you tried to safe me yo! But sorry, dude … I like that doll.

[The audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: From the first moment I saw her, my rock jumped
I thought “That’s a girl to hump”.

[The audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: I can see you are cool, dog but I am already in a love fog. I am here from second grade. The girls make me think that way. When I see a big breast or good looking ass I can’t think for anything else.

[The audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: Somebody calls me mad other crazy but it seems that no one can understand me. I am Mr. Lover yooo … and I fall in love … in Mss. Cool Doll (points at Angie Ryker).

[Angie smiles. The audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: Now I have two things that I would like to say to you Angie. First is that I would like to see you in a rabbit suit coz I know you’ll look very cute. And second … I want to sing you a song.
[Mr. Lover gets one chair and opens it. Angie sits on it and when the melody starts Mr. Lover starts sinning.]

Mr. Lover: (Singing) She ... She is the appetite, my appetite for love.
And I know she is coming, she is coming from above.
Every time I see her I just can’t get enough. She is cute; she is pretty and sometimes she is tuff.
She is my beauty; she is my beauty on the ring. Yes she is.
She can make me reach the sky and she has eyes that I can open wide. So please could you jump from your site and put those little arms all around me.
There’s nothing … Yeah there’s nothing like this little butt.
She will never disappoint me; she will never make me cry she will never blame me but always make say:
“I want to see you every day.”

[Mr. Lover stops sinning and the audience cheers.]

Mr. Lover: So what you’ll say to come in my place so I can take a good look on that pretty face? All we need is a Mobil phone to tell everyone we are not in home and if you have to work all day then listen what I got to say. Baby keep smiling you know the sun is shining. If you say that you are busy I’ll put my glasses and tell you how sweet your ass is. So what you’ll say?
[The audience cheers.]

[Angie Ryker]

[Angie looks over at Joey, then back at Mr. Lover. She seems a bit awkward.]

Angie Ryker: Well, you know, as much as a I.. "appreciate" the offer, I'm..

[The crowd begin to boo. She looks around, and begins to become a little aggrovated.]

Mr. Lover: C'mon, these people want to see you go home with me, baby!

[Crowd cheers.]

Angie Ryker: So, these people want to see me go home with you. THESE PEOPLE want to see me go home with you. You know what? I don't give a damn what these people want!

Mr. Lover: What about what I want?

Angie Ryker: What about what you want?

Joey Malone: HELLO?! I'm still here!

Angie Ryker: Right. "The resident slut" says hi.

Mr. Lover: You'd actually admit that you're a slut?

Angie Ryker: What are you implying..

Joey Malone: You two disgust me.

Mr. Lover: Awww, thanks Joey, you make me wanna puke too.

Angie Ryker: Joey, you and I have had our differences and our similarities over the vast time that I've known you for. But in the first five minutes of meeting Mr. Lover here, I've already found a similarity. You're hurl-a-licious.

Joey Malone: Pah! Says you - the ladies love me!

[The crowd boo, Angie laughs.]

Mr. Lover: Who you trying to be, Joey? You're trying to be Mr. Lover.

Angie Ryker: No, rather he's just talking about the girls who love him. So, Joey, how much do they cost an hour?

[The crowd laughs, and Angie smiles, laugh quietly to herself.]

[Mr. Lover]

[Mr. Lover looks over at Joey, then back at Angie and …]

Mr. Lover: Wow! Wait a minute there, baby! I didn’t invite him. Actually I don’t know why he is still here! Joey, my boy I’m trying to get a date and you aren’t helping at all. Go backstage for few minutes and then come back here, please.

Joey Malone (offended): What?! You aren’t my boss!

Mr. Lover: I know that’s why I sad “please”. So, Angie … I just wanted to make the crowd cheers, but now you can see in my eyes tears. I can see you don’t give a shit what the crowd wants but you didn’t said you give a shit what me and my little … Sorry my big mate want.

Angie Ryker: I don't give a …

Mr. Lover: Ok, ok, ok then what YOU want?

[Angie looks over at Mr. Lover. She seems surprised.]

Mr. Lover: Would you like some of my … strudel???

[Mr. Lover smiles. Everything is so “romantic” when … Joey makes his return]

Mr. Lover (disappointment): What? So soon???[/color]