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Post by leewweman on Jan 11, 2005 22:16:34 GMT 10
These are actual excerpts from student science exam papers{American}:
Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillers.
The dodo is a bird that is almost decent by now.
To remove air from a flask, fill it with water, tip the water out, and put the cork in quick before the air can get back in.
The process of turning steam back into water again is called conversation.
A magnet is something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
The Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours.
The cuckoo bird does not lay his own eggs.
To prevent conception when having intercourse, the male wears a condominium.
To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.
Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.
Geometry teaches us to bisex angles.
A circle is a line which meets its other end without ending.
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even deader.
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Post by leewweman on Jan 11, 2005 22:17:12 GMT 10
How dumb can you get??
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Post by Damien Porter on Jan 11, 2005 22:24:55 GMT 10
from a english HSC paper
"She was as lame as a duck. And i meen a really lame duck. like one that had stept on a landmine or somthing."
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Post by leewweman on Jan 11, 2005 22:53:04 GMT 10
....lol whered you get that one from??
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Post by Damien Porter on Jan 12, 2005 6:19:15 GMT 10
a hsc marker
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Post by Disturbed on Jan 12, 2005 9:27:16 GMT 10
lol sum ppl r soo stupid...
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Post by leewweman on Jan 12, 2005 10:06:37 GMT 10
bloody irish lol
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Post by Disturbed on Jan 12, 2005 12:46:08 GMT 10
or possibly just blondes
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Post by Animal on Jan 12, 2005 14:37:07 GMT 10
i think im worse than both combined together
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Post by nicho on Jan 13, 2005 19:19:11 GMT 10
lol dumbass's!
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Post by leewweman on Jan 13, 2005 20:58:03 GMT 10
lol true animal
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Post by Knightmare on Jan 14, 2005 14:39:32 GMT 10
The intelligence of the human race never ceases to amaze me. That is of course your an American from the south. Boy those Rednecks are dumb! lol
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Post by leewweman on Jan 14, 2005 14:58:55 GMT 10
them Texans
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Post by Animal on Jan 14, 2005 15:00:58 GMT 10
Damn australians they are soo stupid
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Post by leewweman on Jan 14, 2005 15:01:46 GMT 10
no were not....maybe you are....thats a totally different story.
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