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Post by nicho on Jan 20, 2005 1:02:18 GMT 10
ive got a joke simular to Knightmares!!
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb??
100
1 to hold the lightbulb and 99 to turn the house around
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Post by Knightmare on Jan 20, 2005 1:19:18 GMT 10
lol I like that one! I got heaps of blond jokes.
How do you entertain a blonde for hours?
Give her a piece of paper with "Please turn over" written on both sides
What do you call a peroxied blonde?
Artifical Intellegence
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Post by nicho on Jan 20, 2005 1:35:15 GMT 10
haha lol thats good!
a blonde took me to an airport once and she saw a sign saying... "Airport Left"............... so she turned around and went home
a blonde missed the number 44 bus, so she thought oh it dosnt matter ill catch the 22 bus twice instead!!
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Post by nicho on Jan 20, 2005 1:40:11 GMT 10
how do you know a blonde has used the computer??
there is whiteout on the screen and there is a peice of cheese next to the mouse!!
a blonde got locked in bedshed.... and she slept on the floor
a blonde got locked in a supermarket for 2 weeks and died of starvasion
i knew a blonde that was so dumb that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!!
i knew a blonde that was so dumb that she tried to put a fire out with a deodorant can!
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Post by Knightmare on Jan 20, 2005 13:40:28 GMT 10
What did the blondes mother say ro her before she went out? If your not in be by twelve, come home. Why didn't the blonde talk during sex? She was told to never talk to strangers What did the blonde's right leg say to her left? Nothing, they've never met! lol
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