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Post by leewweman on Jan 16, 2005 17:54:28 GMT 10
What do you call a cross between a shitzu and a bulldog???
A Bullshit
What do you call someone who kills pregnant lebanese women??
A Crime Stopper
Why did Saddam Hussein kill his wife?? Because when his wife pulled down her pants... he saw bush!
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Post by leewweman on Jan 16, 2005 17:55:10 GMT 10
i think those jokes are soo good....!!!
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Post by leewweman on Jan 16, 2005 18:59:46 GMT 10
What do you call a man with a hotdog up his ass?
frank
What do you call a lebenese beuty queen?
asif
What do you call a man with a cark parked on his head?
jack
doctor doctor ive got 59 seconds to live..
Can you wait a minute.
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Post by leewweman on Jan 17, 2005 15:11:16 GMT 10
tell us if you like them or not
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Post by nicho on Jan 18, 2005 0:20:46 GMT 10
haha they are good, i got a real meen one but i dont want to say it because it is really racist and im not racist so yeh lol!
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Post by Knightmare on Jan 18, 2005 14:48:40 GMT 10
Hehe nice ones.
What do you call a drunk lebo?
Hammad
What do you call a shitfaced lebo?
Mohammad
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Post by leewweman on Jan 18, 2005 17:16:33 GMT 10
yeah lol ive heard that one aswell.
What do you call a lady with one leg??
Eilene..you've probably all heard that one before
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Post by nicho on Jan 18, 2005 18:01:47 GMT 10
Whats white and balck, white and black, white and black rolling down a mountain??
a black man and a segul fighting over a chip!
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Post by nicho on Jan 18, 2005 18:03:08 GMT 10
dont get me wrong i am not racist but its funny!
what do you call a deer with no eye??
NO IDEA
* its stupid but i found it funny!
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Post by leewweman on Jan 18, 2005 18:04:42 GMT 10
yea....i dun like the second one much. but yeah good try...lol
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Post by nicho on Jan 18, 2005 18:04:45 GMT 10
how do you get john howard in a phoneboof??
chuck Goarge .W. Bush in there!
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Post by Matt Hare on Jan 18, 2005 19:22:24 GMT 10
This is recist and you have probably heard it before.
How do you get 200 Ethiopians into a phonebooth?
Put a tin of Baked Beans in there..
How do you get them out?
Run past with a can opener...
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Post by leewweman on Jan 18, 2005 20:03:50 GMT 10
lol yeah i have eard that one before buddy
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Post by Knightmare on Jan 19, 2005 13:40:09 GMT 10
How many Italian's does it take to change a lightbulb?
2, 1 to change it and 1 to sit on his arse complaining to the other one that he's doing it wrong!
lol I like it cos I live in I highly woggulated area
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Post by nicho on Jan 20, 2005 0:56:32 GMT 10
Whats osama binlarddins favourite AFL team??
THE BOMBERS!
whats the fastest thing in the world??
An ethiopian with an Mcdonalds voucher
Whats the second fastest thing in the world??
His mother chasing after him!!
*that is the meenest joke i know !
* spastic says to the icecream man "can i have an icecream please... man asks which flavour, spastic replies.... dosnt matter, gonna fukin drop it anyway!
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