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Post by Jonny Stripes on May 20, 2006 11:19:45 GMT 10
Ok, I played this on another forum and it was really funny to play...basically, we have a fictional world title, which continues to change hands. Anyone can hold it and it can change hands multiple times in a single post. I'll start us off with the following
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Hare is in the ring with his World Title when Jonny comes out. He challenges him to a match but then Lex Luger comes down too and deafens Jonny and Matt with his botched interview. Luger blows up his muscles and rolls up Hare for the 3 count, becoming a 1 time champion
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Post by Matt Hare on May 21, 2006 14:36:56 GMT 10
They have this on SAL.
Luger is looking down on his victims, holding the title over his head. Then, all of a sudden - he gets a dropkick to the back of the head by Rey Mysterio. Mysterio then goes for the pin, but gets thrown out of the ring by Luger after a 1 count. Lex then goes to get out of the ring, but see's Rey is no longer lying there. 619 out of the ring! Luger is lying on the outside, Rey springboards off the top rope and hits him with a 720 splash. Pin: 1...2...3.
New Champion: Rey Mysterio (x1)
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Post by Disturbed on May 21, 2006 18:55:16 GMT 10
As rey celebrates, Batista appears out of no - where, and takes out poor little rey rey. Batista hits the Batista bomb, and rey is out cold. Just as Batista goes to pin rey, Eddie Guerrero appears from the ceiling, does an incredible five star frog splash on batista, and kicks him out of the ring. Eddie pulls rey up, and holds rey's hand yup high. Then Eddie quickly hits the 3 amigos on his unexpected fried, yelling out "I lie, I cheat..." He then covers rey for the three count, and holds the title up high, shouting "I steal!" Eddie (x1 champion)
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Post by Jonny Stripes on May 21, 2006 20:37:16 GMT 10
Lex Luger cries. Everyone feels sorry for him so Batista gives him the title
Lex Luger is a 2 freakin' time champion!
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Post by Nightmare on May 21, 2006 21:47:20 GMT 10
suddenly out of now where Undertaker appears and tombstones Lex Luger, then Paul Bearer runs in, smacks Taker with a chair and covers Luger for the pin
New Champion Paul Bearer (1x)
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Post by Jonny Stripes on May 22, 2006 17:58:21 GMT 10
GORE GORE GORE
Rhyno gores Mark Henry as he waddles his way to the ring, but in doing so gets lost in the traps of fat. Lex Luger is going to leave the ring but as he is doing so he trips over his fake muscles and falls back on Paul Bearer, hitting an amazing 2089 degree splash and getting the 3 count and becoming a champion for the 3rd time
LEX LUGER x3
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Post by Disturbed on May 22, 2006 18:56:12 GMT 10
Vince McMAhon storms down to the ring to stop this nonsense, but as he slides in he hits his kneee on the side of the ring. While clutching it in pain, he falls ontop of Luger, and gets the three count to become a x1 champ.
ooc- yep - did any1 else see when he slid into the ring and fuked up his knee?
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Post by Matt Hare on May 22, 2006 18:58:08 GMT 10
I don't get where you're coming from, Jonny. First off, Eddie was the champ and you said Batista gives it to Luger, and then Paul Bearer was the champ and Rhino gored Mark Henry. You are strange.
Vinnie Mac is slowly waddling back up the ramp backstage when Eddie Guerrero comes speeding out from backstage in a low-rider - running into Vince, causing his head to fall off. Eddie then jumps over the windscreen and pins him, who is lying on the bonnet, dead for the three count.
New Champ: Eddie Guerrero (x2)
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Post by Disturbed on May 22, 2006 19:15:06 GMT 10
LEx Luger isnt happy with this, and throws Vince's head at Eddie, knocking Eddie out. Vince's head ends up on Eddie's limp body, and the ref counts to three, securing a 2nd World title reign for Vince.
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Post by Nightmare on May 22, 2006 21:13:16 GMT 10
We then see Paul Heyman running from under the ring hitting Lex Luger with a sledgehammer, then smacks Eddie with a shot as well, then suddenly Paul Bearer causes Lighting to hit Heyman and Heyman gets thrown back into the crowd, Paul bearer covers Vince's head for the 3 count
2x champion Paul Bearer
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Post by Matt Hare on May 22, 2006 21:16:28 GMT 10
Paul Bearer can't get his stubby fingers around the title and drops it. As he goes to goes to pick it up, Rob from Big Brother comes up behind him and gives him a nice old root. Paul taps out from the pain.
New Champion: Rob (x1)
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Post by Jonny Stripes on May 22, 2006 22:12:26 GMT 10
Billy Gunn, Rico and Chuck Palumbo come out in leather chaps and a 4 way match is started, which ends in a no contest as the four men end up pinning each other in a sweaty, messy pile
TITLE VACANT
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Post by Matt Hare on May 23, 2006 15:38:58 GMT 10
Shane McMahon the comes out onto the stage, holding his dads head under his arm. He announces that the title will be on the line in a ... widest anus contest. Chuck goes first...5cm diameter. Then Rico - 1.5cm (after watching BB - Adults Only last night, I guess he was having sex with Rob). Billy Gunn goes next - 5.7cm diametder. Finally, Rob gets on his hands and knees and stretches his ass as wide as it can go: 1.05 metres! Reluctantly, Shane hands the titrle belt to Rob and he celebrates, very femininly (if that's a word) in the ring.
New Champ: Rob (x2)
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