Post by Stripes on Jan 6, 2006 20:59:12 GMT 10
Unless you have been living under a rock like object lately, you will all know that after Lover lost the Australian title, he placed a voodoo curse on me, first striking away my stunning good looks, leaving me to having an only above average looking face. Then, after careful consideration of my next punishment, he decided he would take what was most valuable to me, my inflated sense of self importance. Now I am just one of the "norms" 
Thanks, Lover!
But, that is just a side note, Lover had nothing to do with my computer being a fuck up, cos lets face up to facts here, they are all fuck ups. Anyway, enough of my ramblings...
And onto the results:
Bret def. Austin after Lance invaded the ring and dropped him with an L-Bomb, leaving him open to the sharpshooter. After the match Lance and Luda, with the rest of the posse in tow, tried to beat up Lover, but Lemmy came down and cleared house, making the save
Lemmy def. Lance after he hit SCM on all of the posse members, who were trying to get him when the ref was down. He got the three count and celebrated in the ring with Steve Austin, drinking beer and showing everyone their tag titles
Jonny, Joey and Nicho def. Lover, Pyro and Jimmy:
The beginning: The "Champs" team make their way to the ring, with all three getting big pops from the crowd. Then Lover followed, which continued the cheers going. The men all waited for the next two men to come down. Then a video came over the titantron, with both Pyro and Jimmy standing next to each other, squabbling over who gets to talk first. Finally Jimmy says good evening to Australia, and that tonight, unfortunately, Pyro and he would not make it to the ring. Pyro then stepped up and said that a loss was better than a win with Lover. Jonny then got a mike in the ring and said that he might as well come to the ring and get used to losing like he always does. Pyro didn't like this and made sure Jonny knew it, shouting all kinds of swear words at him. Pyro runs away, making as if he is going to the ring. Jimmy then addreses Jonny, saying that come 26th of January, he would beat him for the World Title, and tonight he would beat him, just for the fun of it.
Jimmy again ran away, as if going to the ring. Lover, thinking his partners are on their way, starts brawling with all three men at the same time. He knocks over Joey and Jonny, who haven't even taken their titles off yet, but ends up knocked to the floor himself, after Nicho hit a kind of standing powerslam on him. After five minutes of Nicho keeping Lover down, Nicho tags in Joey, who looks very confident after his win last week. He approaches Lover and hits him with big right and lefts, before getting a running splash on him in the corner.
Suddenly Joey is distracted as both Jimmy and Pyro storm down the ramp with steel chairs. They get in the ring and Jimmy goes for Jonny, scoring a big hit on his forehead, sending him flying off of the apron and down to the floor. Nicho gets in the ring and starts to fight with Pyro, as Joey takes care of Jimmy, by sending him over the top rope. Lover is up now and he goes to help Nicho, who is about to dump Pyro from the ring. The two stare at each other for a moment, a lot of tension due to them versusing each other only weeks from now. The two frown at each other before irish whipping Pyro to the other side of the ring and back dropping him together, onto the back of the chair he was using before
Soon enough Jonny, Joey, Nicho and Lover are all in the ring, standing over Pyro. First Nicho picks him up from the floor, knees him in the stomach and lifts him up, onto his shoulders. Joey goes to the apron and springs himself in, pulling Pyro off of Nichos shoulders into a "Napoli Cutter". Pyro hits the floor and bounces right back to his feet, with a blank look on his face. Before he can fall properly, Lover kicks him in the gut and then hits a "Sexy Factor" before Jonny whips him to the corner, where all four men hit splashes onto him.
The show closes with Jonny holding his title up to Jimmy, who is making his way up the ramp, backwards. Joey is standing over Pyro, who is looking up at him with a groggy look and Nicho and Lover are staring at each other from opposite sides of the ring
Quick Results
Bret def. Austin by submission
Lemmy def. Lance by pinfall
"Champs" def. "Contenders" by DQ
Thanks, Lover!But, that is just a side note, Lover had nothing to do with my computer being a fuck up, cos lets face up to facts here, they are all fuck ups. Anyway, enough of my ramblings...
And onto the results:
Bret def. Austin after Lance invaded the ring and dropped him with an L-Bomb, leaving him open to the sharpshooter. After the match Lance and Luda, with the rest of the posse in tow, tried to beat up Lover, but Lemmy came down and cleared house, making the save
Lemmy def. Lance after he hit SCM on all of the posse members, who were trying to get him when the ref was down. He got the three count and celebrated in the ring with Steve Austin, drinking beer and showing everyone their tag titles
Jonny, Joey and Nicho def. Lover, Pyro and Jimmy:
The beginning: The "Champs" team make their way to the ring, with all three getting big pops from the crowd. Then Lover followed, which continued the cheers going. The men all waited for the next two men to come down. Then a video came over the titantron, with both Pyro and Jimmy standing next to each other, squabbling over who gets to talk first. Finally Jimmy says good evening to Australia, and that tonight, unfortunately, Pyro and he would not make it to the ring. Pyro then stepped up and said that a loss was better than a win with Lover. Jonny then got a mike in the ring and said that he might as well come to the ring and get used to losing like he always does. Pyro didn't like this and made sure Jonny knew it, shouting all kinds of swear words at him. Pyro runs away, making as if he is going to the ring. Jimmy then addreses Jonny, saying that come 26th of January, he would beat him for the World Title, and tonight he would beat him, just for the fun of it.
Jimmy again ran away, as if going to the ring. Lover, thinking his partners are on their way, starts brawling with all three men at the same time. He knocks over Joey and Jonny, who haven't even taken their titles off yet, but ends up knocked to the floor himself, after Nicho hit a kind of standing powerslam on him. After five minutes of Nicho keeping Lover down, Nicho tags in Joey, who looks very confident after his win last week. He approaches Lover and hits him with big right and lefts, before getting a running splash on him in the corner.
Suddenly Joey is distracted as both Jimmy and Pyro storm down the ramp with steel chairs. They get in the ring and Jimmy goes for Jonny, scoring a big hit on his forehead, sending him flying off of the apron and down to the floor. Nicho gets in the ring and starts to fight with Pyro, as Joey takes care of Jimmy, by sending him over the top rope. Lover is up now and he goes to help Nicho, who is about to dump Pyro from the ring. The two stare at each other for a moment, a lot of tension due to them versusing each other only weeks from now. The two frown at each other before irish whipping Pyro to the other side of the ring and back dropping him together, onto the back of the chair he was using before
Soon enough Jonny, Joey, Nicho and Lover are all in the ring, standing over Pyro. First Nicho picks him up from the floor, knees him in the stomach and lifts him up, onto his shoulders. Joey goes to the apron and springs himself in, pulling Pyro off of Nichos shoulders into a "Napoli Cutter". Pyro hits the floor and bounces right back to his feet, with a blank look on his face. Before he can fall properly, Lover kicks him in the gut and then hits a "Sexy Factor" before Jonny whips him to the corner, where all four men hit splashes onto him.
The show closes with Jonny holding his title up to Jimmy, who is making his way up the ramp, backwards. Joey is standing over Pyro, who is looking up at him with a groggy look and Nicho and Lover are staring at each other from opposite sides of the ring
Quick Results
Bret def. Austin by submission
Lemmy def. Lance by pinfall
"Champs" def. "Contenders" by DQ