Post by Matt Hare on Nov 29, 2006 16:01:42 GMT 10
**The arena is quiet until 'Alright' hits the speakers and Matt Hare comes out into a crowd-full of boos, wearing a black suit with a white shirt and light green tie. He slowly walks down the ramp, mic in hand and slides into the ring, before waiting for the crowd to shut up**
Matt Hare: Last week, I returned to this company and showed everyone the new side of Matt 'The Money' Hare. A side that I haven't showed for a long time...the side of me that made me a four time World Champion. And this week is my next "challenge", the drunken leprechaun...Cameron McGuinness!
**Crowd cheer**
Matt Hare: This guy is the newest addition to the roster...and he has actually made some impact in his short DUEW career. But this week he will meet his biggest challenge yet...me! I am equal top of the table in this round robin. And where is he? Down with the other losers that decided not to show up last week. I am heading straight to Australia Day Downunder 2007, and I'm heading straight at that tosspot of a champ, Jason Sensation. So, seeing as though I'm pretty much a given for a match with him on January 26, and since I flattened that bastard out twice in the past week, I'm calling him out right now.
**Matt drops the mic and starts to take his suit jacket off, waiting for a reply from the World Champion**
Matt Hare: Last week, I returned to this company and showed everyone the new side of Matt 'The Money' Hare. A side that I haven't showed for a long time...the side of me that made me a four time World Champion. And this week is my next "challenge", the drunken leprechaun...Cameron McGuinness!
**Crowd cheer**
Matt Hare: This guy is the newest addition to the roster...and he has actually made some impact in his short DUEW career. But this week he will meet his biggest challenge yet...me! I am equal top of the table in this round robin. And where is he? Down with the other losers that decided not to show up last week. I am heading straight to Australia Day Downunder 2007, and I'm heading straight at that tosspot of a champ, Jason Sensation. So, seeing as though I'm pretty much a given for a match with him on January 26, and since I flattened that bastard out twice in the past week, I'm calling him out right now.
**Matt drops the mic and starts to take his suit jacket off, waiting for a reply from the World Champion**
