Ride 'em

[Jonny Stripes]

Born in the USA plays loudly as the camera focuses on Jonny in the ring with the Stripes girls, who are dressed in cowgirls outfits.
"Now ladies and gentlemen, you might be wondering what this crazy yank is doing out here"
(crowd cheer, cowgirls clap and laugh)
"Well i am looking to the future. Thats just the kind of man i am. So i have the "Cow"girls out here with round up ropes. We are gonna have ourselves a competition.
But first i need 4 crowd members"
(An instant roar goes around the arena. Jonny quickly picks the 4 contestants)
"right girls stand there, contestants over there. The first to rope their man wins"
(The competition is quickly won by Vanessa)
"Well done, well done. Ok, all of you get prizes. All four get this T-Shirt coming out in two days, marketed by Hard Knoxx."
(The Shirt says 'Jonny Stripes on the Back with a picture of him posing with the stripes girlson the front and then FIRST DUEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE HOLDER emblazoned on the front)
"And for the winner, this Replica title, with my name on it!!!"

Jonny and the girls dance to his theme song in the middle of the ring

[Matt Hare]

**Revolution hits the speakers as The Hare walks out with a rolled up t-shirt in his hand**

The Hare: In two days...that means all 3 of your fans wont be able to wear it for the PPV, whereas all the millions *holds up mic with no response from the crowd* of my fans will be able to wear the official S.U.A.L shirt tonight!

**The Hare holds up the t-shirt. It has teh four members of S.U.A.L's faces on the front, like they are the 'Brady Bunch' and on the back it has "Official Member of Shut Up And Listen"**

Jonny Stripes: What an ugly t-shirt, no American colours or anything!

The Hare: Shut Up! America sucks! I refuse to talk to a 'proud American' any longer...I'm going!

**The Hare drops the mic and walks backstage**

[Jonny Stripes]

"Hang on ,Hare. That aint nice. I think we should have a bit of a party. You know. Come back and dance. Let's bury the hatchet"
The Hare walks back with a curious look on his face.
Hare: "Really? You want to be friends?"
"NO! Your an asshole hare. And all your friends. I got 3 beautiful women. You got one fat whore. Oh and by the way, i see no one else complaining about my t-shirts"
(Crowd starts cheering STRIPES)
Hare:"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Stop cheering!!!"
"Hare, we dont want to deal with your wrist slitting antics. YOUR GROUNDED, MR. DISGRUNTLED TEEN"
(Crowd roars with laughter as The Hare storms off, swearing revenge)