the brawles begin!!!

[Jonathan Rio]

Tom c: welcome ladies and gentlemen to D.U.E.W. we are only 1 short day away from our first ever ppv Australia Day Down Under. Here is tom c and Jonathan Jefferies here at ringside.

Jon.J: yeah a what a main event we have for you at Australia day its Kronan v Jonny stripes fight it off for the world title. Ohh and we have our first divas match. Oh I hope they wear minis!

Tom c: al…right any way we kick things off tonight with 2 back to back interviews first off we head for Joe interviewing Joel Bateman and Twister.

*camera changes to twister’s locker room. Bateman and
Twister armed with sledge hammers.*

Joe: umm… so Bateman Twister in this upcoming ppv you will be facing off against the tag team champions the hare and jonathan rio, have you any thing to say about this.

Twister: well yes we do have sumthing to say. Hare Rio u know me and Bateman are heels, probably more heel that you, and you guys have been prancing around as if you’ve been runin the joint lately so to night we’re gona introduce you to our sledgies FACE TO FACE.

*camera reverts to jonathan j and tom c*

Jon.j: wow lots of controversy back in the locker rooms .

Tom.c: very true and it just happens to be sual in this next interview ,over to you Kimberly

*camera changes to sual’s locker room Jon and Hare
armed with metal baseball bats , Jon checking out
Kimberly*

Kimberly: (ughhum)

Jon: oh sorry

Kimberly: thank you, any way hare jon just 1 day away you will be up against Bateman and Twister for the tag team titles have you got anything to say.

Hare: yeah I got something to say , Twister Bateman I’ve never heard of you two but like my father always told me, if there’s a threat take it out any way you can and you guys are a threat so *flicks bat in the air* tonight your gonna eat metal!

*camera reverts to jonathan j and tom c*

Jon.j: oh yeah! This is gonna be great

Tom.c: GREAT!? This isn’t great this is a potentially explosive situation brawling up who can stop this.

*Twister and Bateman are running through the
stadium looking for any members of SUAL and they come
to the chef working on the food and snacks table

Bateman: oy ya French arsehole! *picks the chef up and holds him against the wall*have you seen SUAL!

Chef:no i haven’t please don’t hurt me!

*Bateman grunts loudly and throws the chef through the snacks table and walks away*

*jon and hare are raging through the arena shoving off any 1 that gets in their way*

*they come across Donnie arguing with a security guard. They come up behind him and Jon throws him to the floor

Jon: WHERE IS TWISTER AND BATEMAN DONNIE!?

Donnie: I don’t know really I don’t
*Jon yells and sits Donnie up then Hare slams the baseball bat right into Donnie’s back . they both leave, leaving Donnie in a pulp*

*both teams continue to terrorise ppl until they find each other in the carpark.*

Hare: finally we found you two , are you ready too die?(snickers)

Twister: die, us? Hare I think you got the wrong guys , because we came here to destroy your careers!

Tom c: oh no! oh NO! this is not good. Not good AT ALL!

Jon j: not good? This is great there is so much bad blood between these four superstars and there’s no better place to resolve it than a carpark!



Jon :so that’s how you want to play it ay. Well play with this

*jonathan rio sprints towards twister and hits him with
a K.O shot straight in the forehead with with the metal
bat. But when jon picks him self up he gets a shot in
the back of the head from Bateman’s sledge hammer
causing him to lay motionless next to twister*

Bateman: so its just me and you now (snickers)

Hare: shutup arsehole

*both men drop their weapons and start brawling each
other Bateman in control for most of the time then
Bateman bashes Hare’s head on top of a cars hood and
rolls him on top of the hood and climbs up after him.
Bateman picks Hare up into a power bomb position facing the windscreen.*

Tom c: oh no ho no! hes gonna power bomb him straight through that windscreen. This is treacherous.

*Bateman gets ready for the power bomb but then Hare reverses it with a hurricanrana flinging Bateman head first through the windscreen all the way to the back seat . Hare just stares*

Hare: you see that’s what happens when you mess with SUAL the greatest thing that ever happened to the…<br>
*the Hare faints of loss of blood and rolls off the hood. Camera leaves the car park while medical officials enter the scene.*

[Jonathan Rio]

ooc: oh yeah soz twist and Bateman for atacking you without your permission but i mailed you ages ago and you never replied so damo you can take the 6 points off if u like.

[Jonny Stripes]

Jonny Stripes is searching the corridors for Don. He finds him lieing on the ground.
Don: "oh, my back. Those son of a bitches. They gonna pay."
"Yeh, i've had some run ins with the likes of those. Dont worry. We are better than them"
Don: "pah, didnt really hurt. Im three hundred pounds. those little punks are tiny. The sort of kids that get picked last in softball"
"Don, they dont have softball here. No baseball. Gridiron. Hardly any basketball. And you know whats scary"
Don: "What?"
"They are only the second most obese nation in the world"
Don: "My god! This is like, some sort of, bizzaro world out here"
"Hey, you know whats strange Donnie?"
Don: "Whats that?"
"Hard Knoxx is almost all American, you, me, nicho, the girls. only Alana isnt."
Don: "Well you know the best wrestlers are from America. You know my papa was a heavyweight champion..."
Don and Jonny wander down the hallway with Don talking about his old papa while Bateman, Twister, The Hare and Jon Rio lay in a bloody mess in the carpark

[nicho]

*as nicho is walking backstage thinking about his match tomorow for the australian title he sees johnny stripes and don sitting down*

Nicho: hey guys.....whats happening??

*nicho sees don in abit of pain*

Nicho: oh dam what happen now??

Johnny: its nothing, donnie just got caught up in abit of trouble!!

Nicho: aaaarrrr are you serious... thats all we need now!!

Don: nah its all good, dont worry man!

Nicho: aarrrr ok whatever!!

Johnny: nicho, you seemed stressed out.. is it your match this sunday?? are you nervous??

*nicho takes a deep breathe and puts his hands over his face*

Nicho: nah im ok.. just thinkin!!

Johnny: oi man this isnt right, seriously are you ok!

Nicho: YESSS!

*nicho walks off*

Don: woh is he always like that!

Johnny: nah he just needs some time, he will be alright!!

Don: oh k!

*johnny and don just sit there continuing there convasation*

[nicho]

*after about an hour later Nicho walks into the hard knoxx dressing room where they all are now*

Nicho: sorry boyz about what happened earlier on, you 2 just caught me in a bad time! and no matter what happens tomorow us as a group, as a great man named us, Knightmare, .... hard knoxx will walk out of australia day down under on the same page!! and we will have the australian title and world title here with us!!

Johnny: thats dam right!!

Don: yes you 2 are going to kick kronans ass tomorrow!!

Nicho: good to see that we are all positive!! ill catch up with use later on ok... i got to have a shower and stuff so yeh, cya later!

*nicho walks off and the rest of hard knoxx is in the dressing rooms talking*