Post by Matt Hare on Feb 18, 2005 19:03:23 GMT 10
**"Alright" sounds over the speakers as The Hare walks out wearing his gold tights, title around his waist, mic in his hand. He goes down to the ring, gets in and begins to speak**
The Hare: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am out here to present to you...the worst mistake ever...Jonathan Rio!!!
**Miss Mikky walks out with a cardboard cut-out of Jonathan Rio. She sets it up next to The Hare like it is standing. she then runs backstage and brings out a metal rubbish bin**
The Hare: Haha, I should be a comedian or something!!
**crowd boo loudly**
The Hare: Shut up! I am here to tell Jonathan Rio that it was a biiiiiiig mistake! You shouldn't of broken up S.U.A.L. And now, you have to face me for the world title, this Sunday at The Great Australian Bash!
**Jon Rio's music hits and he walks out with a mic in his hand**
Jonathan Rio: Me? Me break up S.U.A.L?? You must be joking!?
The Hare: Yeah, you broke us up because of your whining and all!
Jonathan Rio: Whining?? Oh My God! You are so full of shit!
**The Hare picks up the cardboard cut-out and stuffs it into the bin**
Jonathan Rio: Um..what do you think you're doing??
The Hare: This!
**The Hare quickly jumps out of the ring and reaches underneath, where he pulls out a bottle of petrol. He takes it into the ring and pours it all over the cut-out. He then reaches into his tights and pulls out a box of matches. He lights one and throws it into the bin as it explodes in flames**
The Hare: HA! Thats what i think of you now!
**The Hare jumps out of the ring, followed by Miss Mikky and exits through the crowd, leaving Jon Rio still in the ring**
#250th Post#
**Also, some useless info...this week I will be wearing my pink tights in my match against Rio**
The Hare: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am out here to present to you...the worst mistake ever...Jonathan Rio!!!
**Miss Mikky walks out with a cardboard cut-out of Jonathan Rio. She sets it up next to The Hare like it is standing. she then runs backstage and brings out a metal rubbish bin**
The Hare: Haha, I should be a comedian or something!!
**crowd boo loudly**
The Hare: Shut up! I am here to tell Jonathan Rio that it was a biiiiiiig mistake! You shouldn't of broken up S.U.A.L. And now, you have to face me for the world title, this Sunday at The Great Australian Bash!
**Jon Rio's music hits and he walks out with a mic in his hand**
Jonathan Rio: Me? Me break up S.U.A.L?? You must be joking!?
The Hare: Yeah, you broke us up because of your whining and all!
Jonathan Rio: Whining?? Oh My God! You are so full of shit!
**The Hare picks up the cardboard cut-out and stuffs it into the bin**
Jonathan Rio: Um..what do you think you're doing??
The Hare: This!
**The Hare quickly jumps out of the ring and reaches underneath, where he pulls out a bottle of petrol. He takes it into the ring and pours it all over the cut-out. He then reaches into his tights and pulls out a box of matches. He lights one and throws it into the bin as it explodes in flames**
The Hare: HA! Thats what i think of you now!
**The Hare jumps out of the ring, followed by Miss Mikky and exits through the crowd, leaving Jon Rio still in the ring**
#250th Post#
**Also, some useless info...this week I will be wearing my pink tights in my match against Rio**
