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Post by Matt Hare on Feb 25, 2005 21:14:56 GMT 10
**"Alright" sounds over the speakers wearing his Royal Blue tights and a black AC/DC t-shirt. He gets to the ring and snatches a mic off the ring announcer**
**Crowd boo and chant "You-Got-Beat-en"**
The Hare: Shut Up Shut Up Shut UP!!! Don't you people have any respect for a former World Champion?? Cheese?!
**crowd laugh and chant "for-mer, for-mer"**
The Hare: I am not here to impress you morons anyway!! i am here to tell you that I will win the Survivour Cup this Sunday. And I guarantee if I don't, I will forfiet my rematch clause and earn it properly! So...how's that for a deal?
**crowd mutter amongst themselves**
The Hare: And do you know why I would put such a price on the line? Because I have three specialties: One is Ladder matches, One is Women and the other is cage matches. See, with my experience of being in 12 ladder matches in my career, winning 10 of them, and 4 cage matches, wining all of them, it seems I have the upper hand in this match!!! It seems to be my scecialty...
**crowd boo**
**The Hare smiles, climbs up onto the turnbuckle and sits on it**
The Hare: Oh, and I also forgot...I am also the most risk-taking superstar in DUEW, meaning I am the king of the turnbuckle! Hey, that's a good gimmick...."The Hare: King Of The Turnbuckle" Haha. I'm going to put that on my tights. Well anyway, back to the point. I want all of my challengers to come out here for a big gropu photo...
**The Hare jumps out of the ring and walk over to the time-keepers table, he reaches under and gets a long black hard-case. He puts it into the ring and and sets it up. It is a camera on a tripod**
OOC: #TBC by anyone involved in Surviviour Cup#
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Post by nicho on Feb 26, 2005 0:53:36 GMT 10
*as the hare is setting up the crowed are quiet and IN THE END begins to play and the crowed go wild as nicho walks down to the ring with a mic in hand*
*just as nicho is about to talk he gets interupted by NI-CHO- Z chants*
Nicho: A count out!!!!
(crowed boo)
Nicho: all it was is just a freakin count out, such an awsome match, so entertaining and it ended in a freakin count out!!
(crowed boo and then chant NI-CHO- Z)
Nicho: the australian title is no longer around my waiste, and the world title isnt around here either like i hoped it would be, but when will the time come because quit frankly im getting pissed off because i pinned the former champion The Hare, i defeated Ballistic last week, and i beat Jon Rio the week before that, and i lost by count out!!
(crowed boo)
Nicho: To tell you the truth i think that was a huge dissapiontment to me and all the DUEW fans out there! Now that we are on this subject i might aswell bring up the fact that a title should never change hands on a count out, so there is a contraversial issue that i am going to look into, because Ballistic do you think it is fair that you took my australian title away from me because i got counted out?? do you think its fair that i dont have the world title around my waist because of a countout decision??.... But i am looking foward to the future now and the future is .... the one and only, the great prize thats worth going through hell to win, the prize that is only to be seen in the DUEW... im talking about the SURVIVOR CUP!!!
(crowed erupt)
Nicho: it involves 10 great performers for this bussiness and i plan on walking out with that huge cup on top of my shoulder!!
(crowed cheer)
Nicho: So Hare you want a photo huh?
Hare: yeh why not its worth it but as long as your face dosnt break the camera lenz!
(crowed boo)
Nicho: like a great man once said hare.... im gonna grab that camera, turn it son bitch side ways and stick it straight up youe hairy ass!
(crowed cheer and rocky chants start)
Nicho: So Hare do me, these fans and the rest of the locker room a favour and shut the F**K Up!!!!
(crowed cheer and chant YOU GOT TOLD, YOU GOT TOLD)
*nicho walks down to the rig and hare looks abit hessatent*
Nicho: dont run away mate ive already proved my point that im better than you, ya self centred son of a bitch!!
(crowed cheer)
Nicho: lets see what all the other wrestlers think about your little gay photo!!
(crowed laugh)
*they wait for other wrestlers to come out*
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Post by Damien Porter on Feb 26, 2005 1:07:04 GMT 10
Mr howard appears on the big screen
Mr howard: There is somting you boys are forgetting, WE ARE NOT THE WWE.
A massive chaer from the cloud.
Mr Howard: Hare, what the hell is a rematch clause, we don't have the here. And, Nicho, you lost your match. I don't care if it was by pinfall, submission, DQ or count out YOU LOST. Both of you lost your litles and there is nothing you can do to get them back. WE ARE DOWN UNDER EXTREME WRESTLING. We are not as week and pathetic as those loosers at wwe. When was the last time that they had a entertaing match, Well i suppose some of then are woth a laugh.
#TBC by hare or nicho only at this sate, others can join in latter#
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Post by Matt Hare on Feb 26, 2005 18:31:47 GMT 10
**The Hare stares at Mr Howard in shock, he grabs a mic and begins to speak**
The Hare: WHAT? That is so biast! You just don't like me!
Mr Howard: True...
The Hare: You know what?? Maybe I will just quit DUEW, go to WWE and show you that you aren't giving me a proper chance...
**The Hare drops the mic and heads up the ramp in anger**
OOC: Three things: 1. I am not leaving, I just said that for a storyline. 2. Mr Howard, please stop me and do something. 3. Nicho, you get up people if they make you look heel, yet you have made Ballistic look hell in your post by the crowd boo-ing that he won.
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Post by Animal on Feb 26, 2005 19:53:28 GMT 10
*Animal comes out to the ring*
Animal - Hare you dont need to leave no matter how much i would like it you are a good person to fight.
Also leaving would just show how cowardly u are.
And you wouldnt want people to think you were a coward would you??
Well mabey at survivor cup when i win you might coward off i dont know all i no is that i will win.
Sure as hell it will be a hard fight but int the end it will be me to win the match.
And no wrestler or great wrestler will stand in my way!!!!!!
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Post by Matt Hare on Feb 26, 2005 22:52:11 GMT 10
**The Hare slides out of the ring and gets a mic from the ring-announcer**
The Hare: That's it! At Survivour Cup, I'm just going to head straight at you. My first priority is making sure you don't win and then I will concentrate on taking the cup for myself!!!
**crowd boo madly and throw whaterer they have at The Hare. He then runs up the ramp trying to sheld off the cups and whatever else is being thrown at him**
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Post by nicho on Feb 27, 2005 0:09:40 GMT 10
*nicho puts the mic to his mouth again*
*nicho has a smile on his face*
Nicho: Mr Howard.... quit a temper you have on you,... and please dont take this the wrong way but what you said before i kinda think its sucks!!
(most fans cheer but not all)
Nicho: and Hare please if you really wish to walk out that door, just go because to tell you the truth... no one really cares!!
(crowed cheer)
Nicho: i meen... you suck and also you brag on about alot of bullshit... and you think your the best wrestler in the DUEW!!
(crowed boo)
Nicho: what ever wrestling company your in... wheather it is DUEW, WWE, OVW ...there is always a person better than you around the corner, it dosnt matter if you are a one time world champ.. and it dosnt matter if your a 20 time world champ, there is still someone around the corner that is better than you! and im glad your involved in the survivor cup this weekend... because you say that you are targeting straight for animal, but the bad thing is for you mate, is that im targeting straight for you!!
(crowed go crazy)
*Hare looking speechless*
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matt if you look again i actully said that the crowed were booing the fact that the match ended in a countout, not at ballistic winning the match, if i was aiming it at ballistic i would have said "and of all people ballistic won the match (crowed boo)" ..... and i didnt say that!!
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Post by Animal on Feb 27, 2005 9:56:35 GMT 10
Animal - nicho im with you if he says hes going to leave let him.
But nicho if you are saying there is always some one better than you are meaning because you are better than him because i dought that.
Hare isnt a bad wrestler but he is such a dik head.
So if your sugesting you are the best you need to get your brain checked i might not be the best but sure as hell your not.
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Post by Damien Porter on Feb 27, 2005 11:33:45 GMT 10
mr howard is still up on the big screen.
Mr Howard: Well there is one thing that you may of forgoten hare, yes you are free to leave DUEW at anytime, and all the money that goes with it. But however if you do you will be jobless for 10 years, Yes that contract you sinned at the begining of your stay here at DUEW. It states that if you leave DUEW by your choise then you may not join another wrestling federation for 10 years. So just think about that before you leave.
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Post by nicho on Feb 27, 2005 14:09:07 GMT 10
*nicho puts the mic to his mouth again with a smile on his face*
Nicho: so hare you are pretty much screwed then arnt ya??
(crowed laugh)
Nicho: and animal..... I didnt say i was the man that is better than hare but considering i defeated you in a one on one match a couple of weeks ago and i pinned hare in the fatal four way ... ummm yeh i do know that i am better than you 2
(crowed cheer and some animal fans boo)
Nicho: Survivor cup is the prize everyone is fighting for this week, you 2 are making it sound like it is only us three in the match, but boy i got more news for you, there is another superstars that have alot of talent that you need to go through and that includes Ballistic the world and auzzie champ, Knightmare one of the best wrestlers in the DUEW, and disturbed the deathmatch champ!!
(crowed cheer)
Nicho: just you boys wait because you will find that this match will be the hardest match of your careers and may be the most brutal!! So all i have to say is SURVIVOR CUP it will be Nicho Z walking out with that huge cup on top of my shoulder you son bitches!!
(crowed cheer and chant NI-CHO- Z, NI-CHO- Z, NI-CHO- Z)
*nicho waits for a reply*
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Post by Animal on Feb 27, 2005 16:04:11 GMT 10
Animal- i will admit you did beet me.
When i has a heel for crist sake any one could have beeten me i was dik stuck up dik head but now i am at the top of my game and ill tell you your not better than me now.
Infact hares probley better than you even though he is a dik head he probley can.
But who cares its only you nicho.
*Animal gets tired of being in the ring and talking so he leaves before he exits the ramp he saluits the big screen with mr howard on it*
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Post by Ballistic on Feb 27, 2005 16:04:36 GMT 10
**Ballistic's music hits the arena and he makes his way down to the ring. He sees Animal trying to leave, but Ballistic mentions something to Animal which gets his attention. The two of them head down to the ring, joining Nicho who is already in the ring.**
Ballistic: Well animal, you seem pretty sure that it'll be you who wins the Survivor Cup, but I sure as hell know you won't. I'm so sure of it that i'm willing to make a wager with you. If you manage to win the Survivor Cup then I will give you a shot at my Aussie Title. Also, to show no hard feelings, if Nicho wins, then i'll give him a shot at the Aussie Title!!!
**Crowd cheers. Both wrestlers nod in approval**
Ballistic: But.....This is all well and good me saying this, but then it all comes down to one mans decision, Mr. Howard. So Mr. Howard, what do you think of all this? Would you agree to these stipulations?
**The 3 wrestlers remain in the ring. Ballistic waits for a reply from Mr. Howard**
OOC: Damo, feel free to knock this back. If you like it though, then by all means, let us know.
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Post by Damien Porter on Feb 27, 2005 16:56:37 GMT 10
Mr Howard: oh, isn't that nice but howerver i have a better idea. insted of it being if one of those 2 wins i will make it anybody, and insted of making the australian title, it is gonna be the world.
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Post by Matt Hare on Feb 27, 2005 19:46:42 GMT 10
**"Alright" hits the speakers as The Hare walks back out of the curtains laughing, but still covered in beer. He stops at the top of the ramp and calls for a mic**
The Hare: Good work Howard! Now, that title is as good as mine! All I have to do is win the cup match and get my shot to retain my title! This is great! And Mr Howard, I am sorry that I called you a bad business man and all...
**The Hare starts poing for the crowd who all boo wildly and, again, start throwing beer and other things at him**
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Post by Ballistic on Feb 27, 2005 19:54:38 GMT 10
**Ballistic raises the mic to his mouth**
Ballistic: Woah, woah, woah!! Mr. Howard, be fair mate. I'm sure everyone would rather it be the Australian Title than the World Title. That is my prized title out of the two and I feel I should have a say in the match I have. I don't wanna vs. just any old wrestler. I mean, what if I came up against Animal. He's just a pushover. I want to pick a wrestler that I feel will bring out the best in me and make me strive to beat him and retain the title.
**Crowd begin to chant 'Ballistic'**
Ballistic: Please reconsider Mr. Howard. But I guess it would be nice to kick Hare's ass if he won, just like I did in Bali!!!
**Ballistic walks up to Hare and goes nose to nose with him. They continue to stare at each other.**
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