:: Lyrical Combat; AHOH 1::

[Angie Ryker]

:: Scene One ::

[The scene opens with a phone on a bedside table, funnily enough situated next to a couch. In the background, we can hear music blaring (SONG: "Lonely No More" - Rob Thomas). The phone rings, and as it does so, the viewfinder moves up to focus on the couch where we find Angie Ryker lying back, relaxing. She answers the phone.]

OOC: Italics are when people are talking on the phone.. and I'll bold the puns if you can't find them.

Angie "More Than A One Hit Wonder" Ryker: 'ello?.. ... Yeah, I'm at the hotel room, duh, otherwise I wouldn't of been able to answer this phone, dumbass! ... oh shit, sorry ... Yes, I'm on my own ... Ha, I'm rather bored too - relaxed and chilled, but bored out of my mind ... C'mon, entertain me then, since I'm lonely and bored at the same time .. Ballistic? He's gonna be another slaughtered one on my list .. you're calling reverse charges? I don't wanna have to pay for this! ... What if I was good to you and let you continue talking? .. Just get over here if you wanna talk to me! ... Okies then, ciao

[She hangs up and lays back on the couch again, letting out a massive sigh. (SONG: "I'm Good" - Blaque) She begins talking to herself.]

Angie "More Than A One Hit Wonder" Ryker: Sheesh, I'm good with or without this fed.. didn't I prove it when I absolutly destroyed that foolish Disturbed? I mean, he's really disturbed now, because now everytime he has to look in the mirror he has to look at that ugly face of his and try to overcome the fact that he got beat by a girl.. a girl this fly outshining a guy nonetheless. I feel like going up to Ballistic right now and forewarning him, making sure he knows that he don't really mean a thing.



Angie "More Than A One Hit Wonder" Ryker: Ha, I heard that you were talking shit and getting everyone fired up. Come in though.

TBC BY ANYONE.. and you don't have to do the lyric thing. With the playlist I'm listening to right now, it's bloody hard!

[Disturbed]

*Disturbed is sitting in his locker room, watching this scene un-fold on the television*

Disturbed- She thinks I, "the history maker" Disturbed, is going to let our match at sunburn be forgotten...let it slowly fade away? Well that isn't so. After I have retained my deathmatch title this week, I'm going after Angie "More good luck than good management" Ryker, and I'm going to get my revenge. I don't care if she is a woman! anyone who disrespects me gets the same treatment... A TRIP TO HELL AND BACK! And, if she's done her homework, she'll find I'm not all talk!

I'm not the undefeated Deathmatch and tag champ for nothing, ANGIE! and I'm sick of you running your mouth about how you beat me! I will get my revenge, and by God, it will be sweet!


OOC- You can just continue with your scene, coz really u wouldnt have seen this happening, or ill move it into a new thread, whatever.

[Julio]

**Camera shows Julio at the door of Angie's appartment. He brushes past her and sits on the couch**

Julio: Nice music...NOT!!

**Julio hits the radio on the top and it changes the station. (SONG: Mansize Rooster - Supergrass)**

Angie: What are you doing here?? Wait...that's not what I was meant to say....oh shit, that either! Arrghhhh **puts her hand over her mouth** Now. What I meant to say was you have no chance this Sunburn, think about it... There is me, who will win it, of course. Ballistic, who of course won't win...is a former World Heavyweight Champion and will definately beat you!

Julio: Hold up there, Missy. Now how would you know if you never, ever saw me wrestle? What...one match?? WOW!

Angie: Oh. No...when I look at you I say "what is this guy doing?? He has no skill whatsoever and can't even beat Disturbed!" Even your friend, The Hare lost to him!!

**(SONG: Buddy Holly - Weezer)**

Julio: Shut up! It was just luck how you beat him. And plus, I don't care what you say about us anyway!! Me and Hare are a great team and we could take you and Ryan James or Joey Malone on anyday!! So in the famous words of a wrestler or movie star or singer or whatever he was, 'Just Bring It!!!'

[Jonny Stripes]

A harmonica is heard from the wardrobe in the room followed by a soft voice humming. The door sways open and Jonny Stripes is standing there.

Jonny:"Early one morning the sun was shining, I was laying in bed and when I got up I reealised the only way to suceed was to go for the big one the WORLD TITLE"

Angie:"Then you started dealing with slaves, and something inside of you died"

Julio:"You had to sell everything you owned, and froze up inside

Jonny:"Yeh, and then One day I was alone, the past was close behind so I requested another title match and won it, hands down"

Angie:"You've seen a lot of woman"

Julio:"But you never changed your mind"

Jonny:"On the avenue, i was tangled up in blue"



(OOC-The song was 'Tangled up in blue" by Bob Dylan)

[Damien Porter]

OOC: WTF